The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[caboose 0]

Dont patronise me you french dick weed*

 

*Anyone south of London, I consider French.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Dont patronise me you french dick weed*

 

*Anyone south of London, I consider French.

Oui, d'accord.

 

Tu est une poutain.

[caboose 0]

Get the fuck away from me now... :

[Stephen Joseph 0]

were still in suspense on the outcome of the saga

[caboose 0]

shut up Popick. Dont encourage them...

[Adam 0]

We all know that the saga really died when I died.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

We all know that the saga really died when I died.

But you're back!

 

As MECHA-CHOSUN~!

 

Nothing bad can come of this

[Adam 0]

OMG! I didn't read that! I'm back baby YEAH!

 

Should I know get my name changed to Mecha Chosun?

[caboose 0]

Chave, keep an eye on your Pms later...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

How dare you sir, I haven't had PMS in years...

[Ripper 0]

I for one am sick of the lack of respect that my spinoff gets. I am the Jefferson to your All in the Family. I am the Angel to your Buffy. The Empty Nest to your Golden Girls. The...um...After Mash to your Mash...you know. The one with Jamie Farr.

 

"The ADVENTURES OF RIPPER, MARNEY AND BPP...and shooter jay...." is a great addition to the primetime TSM line up of "The Saga~!" followed by "TAORMBASJ" and everyones favorite gameshow "Is Johnson REALLY This Stupid?". I demand the respect that my episodes ratings have earned.

 

*crosses arms and waits for respect*

 

 

...

 

*gets a chair...knows this could be awhile*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Do you want a blanket to keep you warm through the night?

[Ripper 0]

Do you want a blanket to keep you warm through the night?

*takes blanket*

[Stephen Joseph 0]

bumps this in the hopes the saga is fulfilled

 

someone..write!

[Guest Choken One]

I'm not feeling it and I can't even remember where we left off...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::EPISODE 69B: THE FORGOTTEN TALE OF BOB BARRON AT THE POLICE STATION::

 

::This particular scene is set in the interogation room of the local police station. Bob Barron is led in and sits down across from two officers of the law::

 

Barron: Why am I still here? I only came in to tell you that Canadian Chick was kidnapped. Hey, whatever happened with that anyway?

 

Officer1: Oh, turns out it was just a plot twist.

 

Barron: Oh. Bugger. So yeah, why am I still here?

 

Officer2: It turns out that there have recently been a number of crimes carried out by someone who fits your description.

 

Barron: Really? What sort of crimes?

 

Officer1: Bad ones. It appears that you have been selling other peoples souls on eBay.

 

Barron: I don't know what your talking about.

 

::Barron starts to sweat and breathe quicker::

 

Officer1: Oh come on Mr. Barron. It's the oldest trick in the book. You get chatting to someone on the internet. You build up a trust with them. You ask if you can borrow their soul "for a while". The you flog it on eBay, and give them someone elses inferior soul.

 

Barron: No! They were mine to sell!

 

Officer2: Not according to the people in question. How about a Mr. M. Anglesault. His soul got sold on eBay for $500, and you replaced it with the soul of a hooker.

 

Officer1: Or a Mr. B. Downhome. Soul was sold for $640. When we found him, he had no idea he was living with the soul of a pizza-boy.

 

Officer2: Or a Mr. D. Johnson1620.

 

Barron: How much did his soul go for?

 

Officer2: About five cents.

 

::Officer1 does a rimshot on a handily placed drum kit::

 

Officer2: Anyway, how do you plead.

 

Barron: Not guilty.

 

Officer1: Tough luck, you're guilty.

 

Barron: But what about a fair trial?

 

Officer2: Nuh-uh. You're in Canada now, pretty boy.

 

Barron: Shit. Well, whats my sentence.

 

Officer2: Death by gun shooting.

 

Barron: Is that legal?

 

Officer1: In Canada it is!

 

Barron: Are you sure?

 

Officer1: YES!

 

Barron. Oh. But I'm too young to die!

 

Officer2: You're never too young to die!

 

Officer1: Wow, good line!

 

Officer2: Thanks. I've been wanting to use it fr a while, but you'd be surprised how often you can use it in everyday conversation.

 

Officer1: Oh, tell me about it. Being an officer of the law is nothing like in the movies.

 

Officer2: I know! We don't get to stop murderers, we don't get to do car chases, we don't get to do that thing where you go up on a ledge with someone who wants to jump off and then talk 'em down.

 

Officer1: I dunno, I'd probably just push 'em off and pretend they jumped

 

Officer2: Oh, hell yeah. Oh well, at least we get to do executions. That reminds me.

 

::The two officers turn around to see the door slam shut and hear the intrepid Bob Barron escape down the hallway::

 

Officer2: Oh. Bugger.

 

Officer1: Sigh. Stupid Americans. They'll believe anything you tell them about Canada's law.

 

Officer2: Yeah. We got any more in the cells?

 

Officer1: A couple. How do you wanna kill 'em?

 

Officer2: Death by hot water?

 

Officer1: Sounds good. Lets go!

 

*The tales of the intrepid Bob Barron may be continued if I'm bored*

[Adam 0]

Well I must say that any story where the main plot is Barron getting charged with a crime has my vote.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

dammit, ill end the saga if i have to...i have an idea of how it should go down

[Adam 0]

THE SAGA WILL NEVER END!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

fine then

i wont save the saga

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

dammit, ill end the saga if i have to...i have an idea of how it should go down

::Sends Star Trek like hailing frequency to BPP::

 

 

Why even save it, Poppick?! My presence here just prevents it from becoming a classic thread. When the OAOAST falls out of favor, everyone will hate it, just because I was there in the beginning, and still continue to haunt the most important part of it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

::Ends Transmission, and fires on BPP's house::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I do like the fact that Mario has gone through about half a dozen user-names in the course of this thread...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I do like the fact that Mario has gone through about half a dozen user-names in the course of this thread...

The mods are now pissed at me.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I do like the fact that Mario has gone through about half a dozen user-names in the course of this thread...

The mods are now pissed at me.

And both Eagan and Johnson have gone: these are interesting times for you my friend...

[Steviekick 0]

what happened to eagan?

[Ripper 0]

*still waiting*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Hey Ripper, you want some cocoa?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Beer? canadian beer?

[Adam 0]

Australian beer > Canadian beer

[Stephen Joseph 0]

The Saga that doesn't die...Continues

 

Ripper: Fuuuckk...We're out of gas.

 

Marney: And we went in the wrong direction...Popick?!

 

BPP: What? I save boards, not read maps.

 

Ripper: Just where the fuck are we?

 

BPP: That sign up there says "Rhode Island"

 

Marney: How did we not realize we PASSED New York. Dames is back that way.

 

BPP: Well, I think it was because I was telling you all the history of all the times before that I saved the...

 

::Marney whacks Popick on the head, knocking him out.::

 

Ripper: Thanks.

 

Marney: No problem. Let's go into that building over there. It's a wrestling store, they'll know how to get us back.

 

Ripper: But what if they're...with HIM?

 

Marney: We have guns.

 

Ripper: No. I'm out of ammo.

 

::Marney takes Popick's gun out of his limp hands::

 

Marney: I have one, and it has bullets.

 

Ripper: He didn't shoot anything?

 

Marney: No, he shot Yuna remember?

 

Ripper: That's why he's alive I guess...

 

Marney and Ripper proceed to walk into the wrestling store, armed and leaving a groggy BPP in the car.

 

Office Clerk: Umm hello?

 

Jay: Yeah man, we need some gas

 

Marney: WTF? You blew up!

 

Jay: Really? I dunno?

 

Ripper: Like, Drunken Fuck and you BLEW UP!

 

Jay: Couldn't tell ya. I'm here now right

 

Office Clerk: We ain't got gas. Boss is out. Sorry

 

Jay: Wait, I know this building. Hey...Doesn't that Malibu guy work here?

 

Office Clerk: I...am...Zack Malibu.

 

Marney: But you've got pimples!

 

Ripper: And you're like, skinny.

 

Zack: Yeah, well, it's my online persona right? Look. I've been reading about what's been going on. We can take my car. No one buys this wrestling crap anymore anyways.

 

Jay: Great man, lets go!

 

::The new 4some walk out, and Jay grabs and pulls Popick out, who's dreaming about saving this and saving that.::

 

Zack takes them to his car, a Volkswagon Bus...that's a piece of crap.

 

Zack: Here's the love machine!

 

Ripper: Ughhhh

 

Jay: Hey, the engine's not starting up.

 

Zack: Keys?

 

Marney: I'll drive.

 

Ripper: What about Jay

 

BPP: I saved the board in my dream...

 

Jay: What about me?

 

Marney: You're alive.

 

Zack: Yeah dood, why do you keep dying?

 

Jay: How could I be dying. I'm alive right now.

 

Marney: Nevermind, just like, stay down.

 

Jay: I won't die.

 

::An unmarked car speeds by and unloads a drive-by on the van. Myseriously, every shot misses, except for one on Jay.::

 

Ripper: Jay!

 

Jay: It's...just a flesh...wound... ::He collapses::

 

Will Marney and Co make it to New York? Will Jay live through? Will BPP save the board? And who is shooting at them?

 

More to come when someone else writes this crap!