GROUND ZERO! The button has been pressed.

[Guest Suicide King]

And early even. Damn.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Finishing a match a bit over a day before it's due? I don't even start matches that early, let alone finish them.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

I'm up 6665 and hoping to finish today. I'm actually at my office so it will be quiet and I won't be distracted. Of course, there is still this damn internet.

 

*resists temptation to download porn at work*

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Hey, it's Quiz, that writing hoss. I sent him 5k and he went and finished the whole thing after we had (well, I had, at least) been struggling through it. Damn that stipulation to hell~

Edited August 9, 2003 by The Superstar

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Hey, it's Quiz, that writing hoss. I sent him 5k and he went and finished the whole thing after we had (well, I had, at least) been struggling through it. Damn that stipulation to hell~

You mean the stipulation of "Quiz and Show blow"? AWWW SNAP: IT'S A CAGE MATCH IN YA ASS!

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

I don't ever want to see a cage match taking place in somebody's ass.

[Guest Suicide King]

Hmm... Proctologist's Revenge match... nice.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

<Frost> and it's the longest match i ever wrote on my own

(11:46pm) (JudgeWriting) How long?

<Frost> 27,290

(11:46pm) (JudgeWriting) ...

(11:46pm) (Evo_451) ...

(11:46pm) (Action) * JudgeWriting takes a step back. Whoa.

(11:46pm) (@Crow2550) ..............................

(11:46pm) (@Crow2550) That's.

(11:46pm) (@Crow2550) Just.

(11:47pm) (@Crow2550) Insane.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Well, that certainly puts my 17,002 word match from 13th Hour to shame.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Holy nutsack. Cut out Outcast's promo-madness, and that's bigger than both Wargames matches. You are either lying and hilarious, or being truthful and wonderfully insane. I'm likin' it either way.

[Guest Suicide King]

Thank god I don't have to mark that fucker. Whew.

[Crippler Crossface 0]

God damn, Frost. That's bigger than my 24,500 word losing Clutserfuck match. I salute you, sir.

 

[Crowe 0]

That's bigger than my 24,500 word losing Clutserfuck match.

Well... obviously.

[Guest Suicide King]

You know, it's been awhile since I said it but I want to make sure that none of you forgot. I rule, while you all suck. Thank you.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Arr mateys! There's but 11 hours to the deadline of our mondo PPV, arrrr!

 

If you're going to have to no-show, let me know. Also, I'm not going to be able to give any of you extensions, so keep on truckin'! Let's see some opuses..es...es.

[Justice 0]

Arr mateys! There's but 11 hours to the deadline of our mondo PPV, arrrr!

 

If you're going to have to no-show, let me know. Also, I'm not going to be able to give any of you extensions, so keep on truckin'! Let's see some opuses..es...es.

OMG WTF?!!@!# JUDGE BIENGZ NEEDING EXTNETSION TIL FOR!!!#*!@()#

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I'm no-showing. I pulled a double last night and my girl wants to hang out today...and Muzz has 13,000 fucking words after RESTARTING at 6k. The man is sicker than me when I *do* feel like writing. I'd have to write for the next eight hours straight to have a shot, and DAMN NO @ that.

 

Good luck, Judge. The Aussie's lost his damn mind.

 

K.

[muzz 0]

Uhm, Kibs... Judge was the one who restarted.

[Justice 0]

Uhm, Kibs... Judge was the one who restarted.

Perfectionists... aren't we all?

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Well, they told me you restarted. I dunno. I just woke up.

 

K.

[Guest Suicide King]

Silent no-shows. What a freaking shock.

[Guest Suicide King]

And since we're talking about no-shows, I'd like to say how horribly disappointed I am that I have received as many notifications that people aren't going to write. I have booked many matches people specially requested, but I have been informed that due to various sundry reasons (most of which boil down "I didn't feel like writing my storyline match I've been setting up for 4 weeks") that a few people aren't writing.

 

Yes, we write here for fun. But we also read here for fun. We have a responsibility to each other in the fed to finish our angles so that the people who have helped us along and given us encouragement can get the payoff we promised them. It is far better to write 1000 words of crap that at least tie up the story's ends instead of leaving a big open hole in a PPV we've been promoting in several web sites.

 

Ah well. I know I am just wasting my breath.

[Justice 0]

And since we're talking about no-shows, I'd like to say how horribly disappointed I am that I have received as many notifications that people aren't going to write. I have booked many matches people specially requested, but I have been informed that due to various sundry reasons (most of which boil down "I didn't feel like writing my storyline match I've been setting up for 4 weeks") that a few people aren't writing.

 

Yes, we write here for fun. But we also read here for fun. We have a responsibility to each other in the fed to finish our angles so that the people who have helped us along and given us encouragement can get the payoff we promised them. It is far better to write 1000 words of crap that at least tie up the story's ends instead of leaving a big open hole in a PPV we've been promoting in several web sites.

 

Ah well. I know I am just wasting my breath.

I just got my match in, so that makes three for the 4 way. And I really, REALLY hope you aren't referring to what I think you are, King :(:(:.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

I think I should let the cat out of the bag and admit that my post from last night was a joke. I went into chat to celebrate being finished and when Judge asked me how long my match was I gave him that random number just to see the reaction. I was then encouraged to post the responses here to see what other would say. Specifically, we wanted to know Flesher's reaction. I imagined him reading the number "27,290" and his eyes spinning in his head like a slot machine, two cherries come up and walnuts shoot out of his mouth.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Lying and hilarious it is! I approve wholeheartedly.

 

::dives back into the marking trenches::

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

* vows to make my Genesis IV match exactly 27,290 words long *

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Mine's gonna be 27, 291.

 

Just my Ash match copied over and over and OVER...

 

K.