Bankywood Industries v. 69

[Guest Choken One]

Ah. So "spunky" little Chosun wants ME to be his bitch?

 

Interesting...I made him and I killed him...I'll do it again.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Ah. So "spunky" little Chosun wants ME to be his bitch?

 

Interesting...I made him and I killed him...I'll do it again.

You're nothing in this thread. He has the power to kill you.

[Zack Malibu 0]

And since he wants you to be his bitch, you have to dig your own grave as well.

[Adam 0]

Bow down to me Choken, I will LIVE!!!

 

(insert evil laugh)

[Guest Choken One]

Little deceased Cunt.

 

Get me some peeled grapes.

[Adam 0]

No, peeled grapes suck.

 

YOU get ME some strawberries. NOW.

[Guest Choken One]

:::Gets Strawberries:::

 

:::Hands them to CHOSUN:::

 

:::Chosun eats a couple:::

 

Choken: Good shit eh?

 

Chosun:Mmm...Yeah

 

Choken: Good...

 

:::Choken walks away to get a drink:::

 

Chosun: I fucking LOVE strawberries...mmm...*chokes* went down fast eh? *cough* *cough* *cough* what the hell..Can't breath...

 

:::Chosun Collaspes:::

 

....

 

:::A few minutes Later, Choken returns with a Bottle of Orange Gatorade:::

 

Choken: My o My what happened here...

 

::Slaps Chosun:::

 

Choken:Wake up...

 

Chosun: What Happened?

 

Choken: I um...Saved you life...

 

Chosun: I shall worship you...again

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Front page is updated.

 

We have a new member!

[Guest Choken One]

Chosun would have still be a 3rd rate poster if It weren't for me...

 

I elevated him to Grasshopper worthy status and What credit do I get?

 

His name is a TRIBUTE to the greatest Post Whore that this place has EEEEVVVVVVVER seen before...after CWM.

 

Whom handed the torch over to me...

 

But Like all Father Figures...I must release Chosun into the world...no longer will I be there to hold his hands in the murky waters of TSMville...

 

Chosun...You've become a man in our very eyes...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Chosun would have still be a 3rd rate poster if It weren't for me...

 

I elevated him to Grasshopper worthy status and What credit do I get?

 

His name is a TRIBUTE to the greatest Post Whore that this place has EEEEVVVVVVVER seen before...after CWM.

 

Whom handed the torch over to me...

 

But Like all Father Figures...I must release Chosun into the world...no longer will I be there to hold his hands in the murky waters of TSMville...

 

Chosun...You've become a man in our very eyes...

Shut up.

 

He owns you.

 

Always had.

[Adam 0]

Chosun: No, I will not worship you again. You will BOW down to me. I now control you. You built me up to be a monster in your own image, but I used you to get to the top. I am the main event, I am the main player, I AM THE CHOSUN ONE!!!!!!

 

Choken: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Chosun: You thought you had me, didn't you? You thought you had me all worked out. But you didn't! And now you will BOW DOWN!!!

 

*Choken bows down*

 

*Chosun slaps Choken*

[Stephen Joseph 0]

<---Slaps both Choken and Chosun

 

Get in line yankers.

 

 

I saved the board

[Zack Malibu 0]

Uh oh...

 

BPP just slapped our latest recruit.

 

TREASON~!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Double freaking post

[Stephen Joseph 0]

::looks at member list::

 

::sees that he is higher up on the grasshopper list than Choken/Chosun::

 

::slaps them both again, and looks at Zack::

 

What?

[Zack Malibu 0]

You're smacking around the rookie. The new Golden Boy of the Grasshoppers. This here's a team sport, and you're not being a team player.

 

Watch out, because you could be Chosun's next bitch. He's got a lot of errands to be run.

[Dangerous A 0]

Daddy's back home, children.

 

I'm in office ready to listen to all matters pertaining to BI.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::looks at member list::

 

::sees that he is higher up on the grasshopper list than Choken/Chosun::

 

::slaps them both again, and looks at Zack::

 

What?

BY that logic you're ALL my bitches.

 

And Choken didn't make Chosun. I DID by making him always lose at board games~!

[Guest JudasSault]

So, what do I have to do to get into this new Bankywood thing?

[Dangerous A 0]

State some credentials.

 

Tell us what you would bring to BI that would benefit all of us.

 

Then the 4 gurus will meet to see if you are qualified to become a lackey.

 

If you make lackey status, you must do whatever the fuck the 4 gurus ask, no questions asked, for an undetermined amount of time.

 

I can't go any further until you've been deemed a BI bitch.

 

Still interested?

[Nighthawk 0]

Bankywood ain't something new that's just gonna come up outta nowhere. No. Bankywood is something old... and dirty.

[Guest JudasSault]

State some credentials.

 

Tell us what you would bring to BI that would benefit all of us.

Okay then:

 

1) I rock

2) Everyone loves me

3) I fill the gimmick quotia

4) I'm better than 50% of the people in B.I. so far

5) Seriously, I rock

6) I thought Eagan was a dick way before it was cool to

7) I am happy to suck cock for popularity

8) I'm really Dames

9) You all suck

10) I rock

 

So, am I in, or do I have to cry myself to sleep tonight.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

hey judas,

 

i want some cake....

 

go fetch me cake

[Guest JudasSault]

 

I'll even cut it for you...

[Zack Malibu 0]

Wow Judas, you became BPP's bitch without even being inducted in as said bitch.

 

For listening to someone when you didn't really have to, I'm wondering if you have the rebellious qualities needed for our cause...

[Guest JudasSault]

Wow Judas, you became BPP's bitch without even being inducted in as said bitch.

 

For listening to someone when you didn't really have to, I'm wondering if you have the rebellious qualities needed for our cause...

Hey, I had cake, the dude wanted some. It's not like I fancy him or anything (do you think it's odd I was so eager to say that? I don't...).

 

Anyway, let me in. I wanna be where the cool kids are...

[Stephen Joseph 0]

he gave me cutted cake...chocolate at that

 

kids a good bitch

 

me likey

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

This is so ghey.

 

 

Where's the cowbell?

[Guest The Old Me]

Seems okay to the lowly grasshopper.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Bankywood is kinda dull, kinda boring, needs a little cowbell.