The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2003 I was going to have a band called The Utah Incident...the name came to me in a dream as somebody's SN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2003 Absolved in his own blood sounds nice. when my bro gets online I'll direct him to this thread. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it. MORE MORE MORE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2003 alright, more: Someone's Alcoholic Father GutSpill Soylent Night Jackhammer Colonic Mechanical Violation Baiting Leviathan's Hook The Burst Warts Flesh Served Cold The Baby Slitters Club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2003 oh, and Pastor of Muppets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 9, 2003 Pantera 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted August 10, 2003 Pantera 2. Reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead episode where they name their band Metallica. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2003 The Beatles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Upright Man Report post Posted August 13, 2003 So which name did you pick? It couldn’t have been all that difficult considering most of the names given were fucking jokes anyway. I mean Torturous Heaven, Meaningless Existence, Troubled Youth? None of these names have the charm of Sagawa’s Dinner Party (how can you not love a name based a guy who killed a women, ate her, and became a celebrity because of it) or the overall crunkness of The Dark Archies featuring Pops Hates. So how about you make a decision and end all of this tomfoolery, because every second you wait makes me think more and more that this whole band thing was nothing but an ill-conceived scam thought up by some strange amalgam between a python and a rose that I call…PYTHORN. Anyway, I don’t like scammers. But you can ask Chosun One, welshjerichomark, and COMMISSIONERHBK9 about that one, flushals. Wait a second, you can’t. They probably all committed suicide after reading my sizzlin’ rebuttals to each one of their laughable and atrociously formed arguments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2003 The Upright Man Posted on Aug 12 2003, 05:41 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So which name did you pick? It couldn’t have been all that difficult considering most of the names given were fucking jokes anyway. I mean Torturous Heaven, Meaningless Existence, Troubled Youth? None of these names have the charm of Sagawa’s Dinner Party (how can you not love a name based a guy who killed a women, ate her, and became a celebrity because of it) or the overall crunkness of The Dark Archies featuring Pops Hates. So how about you make a decision and end all of this tomfoolery, because every second you wait makes me think more and more that this whole band thing was nothing but an ill-conceived scam thought up by some strange amalgam between a python and a rose that I call…PYTHORN. Anyway, I don’t like scammers. But you can ask Chosun One, welshjerichomark, and COMMISSIONERHBK9 about that one, flushals. Wait a second, you can’t. They probably all committed suicide after reading my sizzlin’ rebuttals to each one of their laughable and atrociously formed arguments. Huh? Rules 2, 5, 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2003 For the record, the Archie comics character was named Pop Tate, not Pops Tate. So, if you're using that derivitave band name, it should be The Dark Archies featuring Pop Hate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Upright Man Report post Posted August 13, 2003 For the record, the Archie comics character was named Pop Tate, not Pops Tate. So, if you're using that derivitave band name, it should be The Dark Archies featuring Pop Hate. If I used smilies, I would use a sad one right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 A name has finally been chosen about 30 minutes ago... Stay tuned in the near future for.... Dreadnaught Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Dreadnaught Naming the band after the cajun guys who were associated with Cobra from GI Joe...interesting It should be Sarge and The Dreadnaughts Sarge = Sargent Slaughter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 I've never heard a band named Destro before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Dillinger Escape Plan has a song called "Destro's Secret." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 8, 2003 I think there's a band called Dreadnaught. Probably a cheesy british band. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 I've never heard a band named Destro before. "Tomax and Xamot" would be a cooler name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Tits on Wheels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Christ...thread's been around 2 months and I just noticed it? Fuckballs! Dybbuk (a dead spirit that can possess the body of a living being) Luminous Aether (I forget where it comes from, but it has something to do with science and light) Wendigo's Secret (a Wendigo is a Native American spirit that took the form of an upright deer or the wind, but was very vengeful for all of those that committed crimes against the planet) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Destro and The Destroyers Doctor Mindbender Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry Spencer 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Scrambled Debutante All of their songs glorify mindless sex, senseless violence, and the deliberate abuse of dangerous drugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just Looking Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Taint (it's the spot between your sac and your a-hole) Actually, I thought it was called a grundle. A rugby player I knew had that nickname. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted October 10, 2003 How about "Living Daylights"? Or "Throat-wobbler Mangrove" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
