What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[justsoyouknow 0]

I pissed on someone. He was sleeping on the couch and I was pissed off because I hate people who sleep with their mouths open and snore so I pissed on him. No, it wasn't a guy who I spent time with, it was my cousin when I was about 8 or so. Needless to say I regret only because of how many were pissed at me.

Kids, the moral of the story is this: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[Nighthawk 0]

Indeed. You guys wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I feel stupid. The worst thing I've ever done was get suspended in 3rd grade for insubordination to a teacher. It was extremely stupid situation though so I don't really feel that bad about it, but its sad fact of my life #22 - the only time I've been any sort of serious trouble.

 

My 3rd English teacher teacher (who I hated, partially because she made fun of stuff I did like the poems/limericks I wrote and the like) told everyone to get under their desks to read a book (I forget what book). I try to get under my desk but I can't fit (The Desks were real low). So I went and got back in my chair. She yelled and told me to get under my desk. I tried to tell her that I didn't fit and she said that if everyone else fit I would as well. So I tried to get under my desk, and it ended with me somehow knocking over all the empty desks in the back (my desk was the last desk in a row) when I hit my head on the bottom of the desk. Even better was the fact that on one of the desks in the back was a cage thing with butterflies in it (I never understood why it was in the room to begin with). She thought I did it on purpose and used the intercom thing to buzz the principle who came in, yanked me up from the floor (I hadn't moved) and drug me out of the class while everyone else was either laughing or chasing down butterflies. In the principle's office I tried to explain that I wouldn't fit but he wouldn't buy that as a reason why I managed to knock over 10 desks and disrupt the class. I got 3 days suspension for the little incident and I had to buy a new cage and butterflies since some of them got free and flew away or died. My mother came in the next day and tried to figure out why the teacher was having kids sit under desks to read but that never became anything although my mother did call my teacher a "Hippy Bitch" to her face (she wore all these dresses from the 70's and had a daughter in the 5th grade who dressed the same and had some wierd name like moonflower or something. She almost got arrested and probably would have been had there not been kids around.

 

Moral of the story..Don't be 3 inches taller than the average 3rd grader.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I can never decide if I'm proud or ashamed of this one. Masturbated into a bottle of egg nog. Gave egg nog to a few other friends, who did the same. Left bottle of egg nog out for former idiot roommate who really likes egg nog. I'll let you figure out the rest.

[Only The Strong Survive 0]

I can never decide if I'm proud or ashamed of this one.  Masturbated into a bottle of egg nog.  Gave egg nog to a few other friends, who did the same.  Left bottle of egg nog out for former idiot roommate who really likes egg nog.  I'll let you figure out the rest.

[KanadianKrusty 0]

I never really did anything really bad, I mean when I was a kid I broke windows and stole candy like everyone but, my last real fight was in 3rd grade (I DID fight once when I was 12 but it was a one-way, I was so out of shape) so nothing I could regret happened.

[Guest The Old Me]

Marvin- that's pretty funny for some reason or another.

[Dogbert 0]

I never really did anything really bad, I mean when I was a kid I broke windows and stole candy like everyone but, my last real fight was in 3rd grade (I DID fight once when I was 12 but it was a one-way, I was so out of shape) so nothing I could regret happened.

Geez... I never even did THAT much.

 

I guess I've never really been in trouble at all.

[Guest Memphis]

Well, once I jerked off into a jar for a few weeks until it was full, then left it in the sun for a few more weeks, and that shit got pretty rank. I had a can of soup in the back of the cupboard from 1984, and I mixed that up with the rotten cum, then threw a guy down the stairs and poured it on his face. The smell made me sick and I then puked on him. That was probably the worst.

I don't remember exactly what he had done, but it was something with a girl I was seeing.

I think it's safe to say I've just been scarred for life after reading that.

[nl5xsk1 0]

When I was in high school me and a friend skipped school and went to another friends house. We broke into his house through the garage and went upstairs in the living room. We hid a all-black, all-gay porn in his family's VCR (thinking that his parents would find it and blame him)

 

Unfortunately when they found it they didn't blame him, they blamed their housekeeping service and fired the woman. It's been over ten years and we STILL haven't told our friend that it was us that did it.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

- Loser of the class rats me and some friends out because we were talking during a presentation.

 

- Loser of the class gets cologne sprayed in his eyes.

 

- Teacher gets informed that loser of the class is high on weed, as seen by his red eyes.

 

- Teacher calls cops and sends loser of the class to office.

 

My finest hour.

[Anorak 0]

I got drunk and beat the everloving shit out of a guy for no reason.

That happens to the best of us, AoO.

Oh, I don't regret it or anything, but it's probably the meanest thing I've ever done to someone that I'm comfortable mentioning.

If it was an unprovoked assault you could at least feel guilty and ashamed about it. What kind of morally reprehensible heathen are you for goodness sake?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

A big one.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

After hearing about what one of my former friends did to his ex-girlfriend for whom I had a thing for, I put 20 doses of laxitives into a mixed drink mixed with a couple of sleeping pills. Heard afterwards he passed out in the jacuzzi and lets just say turned the water a different color. This pretty much ended his social standing at the school we went to.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Some of these are great pranks and some are just from people I wouldn't want to even look crosseyed at.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I was banned from the TSM.

[Guest HBK16]

And you should be again

[haVoc 0]

Hmmmmm,

 

Coke (once)

 

Crack (once)

 

Acid

 

Drinking and Driving

 

Stole a few 4-wheelers and dirt bikes when I was younger

 

Stole a car out of a junk yard and took it down behind the train tracks where this field and paths are. Took it through the mud and after hitting a few jumps and a couple of trees we torched the thing.

 

Agreed with my girlfriend (now ex) she should have an abortion.

 

Violating probation (did 60 days in jail)

 

Attending a Poison and Warrent concert when I was 14.

[King Kamala 0]

Hmmmmm,

 

Coke (once)

 

Crack (once)

 

Acid

 

Drinking and Driving

 

Stole a few 4-wheelers and dirt bikes when I was younger

 

Stole a car out of a junk yard and took it down behind the train tracks where this field and paths are. Took it through the mud and after hitting a few jumps and a couple of trees we torched the thing.

 

Agreed with my girlfriend (now ex) she should have an abortion.

 

Violating probation (did 60 days in jail)

 

Attending a Poison and Warrent concert when I was 14.

I can forgive you for all those things except the Poison/Warrant show. I don't wanna go where the Down Boys go.

[River City Rocker 0]

When I was in second grade, a friend and I broke into a shed behind a vacant house and poured paint and other chemicals all over the backyard. It was one of those things which I never got punished for it, but somehow, a lot of people knew what happened, my parents included. And the kid who used to live there wasn't too thrilled with me either. Of course, he was an asshole even at that age, so I regret nothing.

 

I also dipped kittens in bright green paint that summer just to see them make pawprints on the driveway. This is much more "cute" than bad now, but still...

 

But the things I got in trouble for the most during my life were always pertaining to school, like I wasn't trying hard enough, my grades were less than stellar, I flunked a test and had to bring it home to be signed, etc. Later on, I got yelled at more than a few times for "not socializing" and "being anti-social" in high school. Yes, hardly anyone in school wants me around, so it's MY fault.

 

I've been accused of doing a lot of bad things in my lifetime, though. I almost got kicked out of high school for allegedly stalking a former girlfriend and several of her friends. As it turned out, it was a plot to get rid of me, but the deans never took action against them.

 

-Ben

[Guest The Old Me]

Is there a "what drugs have you done thread?" I think that would probably explain a lot about you guys, myself included.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

I jerked off into my former roommate's shampoo, because he was a cock-blocking prick.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Is there a "what drugs have you done thread?" I think that would probably explain a lot about you guys, myself included.

The horrible things that I've done aren't related to the drugs that I've done. I was a big time stoner when I did the two things mentioned in this thread, but when I was at my peak as a drug abuser I did NOTHING but the drugs themselves. No time to fuck around, too busy getting fucked up.

[Nighthawk 0]

Attending a Poison and Warrent concert when I was 14.

Cool!

 

That was my first and probably last smiley ever.

 

There was a "what drugs have you done" thread... it was a while ago.

[Ripper 0]

Hmmmmm,

 

Coke (once)

 

Crack (once)

 

Acid

 

Drinking and Driving

 

Stole a few 4-wheelers and dirt bikes when I was younger

 

Stole a car out of a junk yard and took it down behind the train tracks where this field and paths are. Took it through the mud and after hitting a few jumps and a couple of trees we torched the thing.

 

Agreed with my girlfriend (now ex) she should have an abortion.

 

Violating probation (did 60 days in jail)

 

Attending a Poison and Warrent concert when I was 14.

If the abortion thing was anytime around the crack smoking, coke sniffing, drinking and driving days, you might not consider it a horrible thing. You weren't ready.

[DerangedHermit 0]

And you should be again

I'm sorry Mr. Fucking 6 Speeding Tickets.

[Gert T 0]

I can never decide if I'm proud or ashamed of this one. Masturbated into a bottle of egg nog. Gave egg nog to a few other friends, who did the same. Left bottle of egg nog out for former idiot roommate who really likes egg nog. I'll let you figure out the rest.

He fixes the cable?

 

 

My worst has to be when I ran my car into the guard rail. The worst isn't that I could have hurt people, not that I don't remember were it happened, not that i drank about 16 beers and 2 shots of Tequila in under 2 hours then left the bar, its that after all of this time I really only feel mad that I had to pay 1,500 bucks for it, not worried about all of the other concerns.

[Guest Stennick]

The worst thing I've ever done in my life is when I was 18 me and my girlfriend were having lots of problems, I think she had kinda cheated on me. She kissed my best friend and made out with him. At the time this was a big deal, but looking back on it I would have just ended the relationship and went on.

 

Well we had been dating for a year at the time and I was totally in love with the girl. I was really mean to her some times. I'd have her go down on me then always make an excuse not to return the favor. She wouldn't just go down on me once, sometimes 3, four times a day.

 

Thats not even the most horrible thing I had ever did. So after I found out about her cheating, I became good friends with this girl that wanted my nuts bad. I really wanted to bang her but I guess I was too much in love to bang her. So I did the next best thing, I set up some phony e mails, some phony phone calls, IMPLYING that I banged her when in reality I never even kissed the girl. Well fianlly my g/f found out and called me out on it, I proved to her that I didn't touch the girl by her talking to the girl one on one.

 

Well after she was proven wrong, I told her I couldn't be with her anymore, I wasn't a cheater like she was. So after an hour of making her feel like total shit by calling her a cheating nympho whore, I was going to leave. She was in tears and looked at me and told me she would do ANYTHING for me to stay. Here I had this girl in tears I surely couldn't pass up the once in a lifetime chance to do something truly sick and evil could I?

 

I told her to CRAWL on the floor like a dog, all the way across the room, then crawl to my feet, kiss my feet and beg for forgivness, and she did JUST that. We lasted another two years before we broke up.

 

I'm not that mean anymore just to let everyone know, but to all the girls out there, DON'T EVER do something like that, or similar, chances are if a guy wants you to do something like that then he's not worth it.

 

Lata All,

 

Stennick

[Guest Intimacy Goblin]

Worst thing I'd admit was when I was driving home from high school after a fresh rain, seeing these two freshmen walking home, seeing the huge puddle next to them, then flooring it through the puddle and seeing them completely sopping wet.

[Guest Ray]

I placed human feces in a plastic bag, then threw that bag at the window of a public school.