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No...but I've got the next best thing:

 

BPS "The Informer" 21 Predictions:

 

A certain "Dude" will be buried and left or dead by the end of summer.

 

Big things in store...for BIG MEN.

 

HHH will regain the title soon after losing it (no point sugar coating that one)

 

Someone who's name rhymes with Fill Foldberg will get sick of being blamed for problems that have existed dating back literally YEARS before he arrived...he'll blow up backstage and be fired on spot.

 

Anyone smaller than 6'0 250 lbs. will be deemed too short to ride the Smackdown ride and be sent to a permenent home on Velocity.

Guest Boo_Bradley
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For Sale signs are going up all over Atlanta

 

A certain team known for DEMOLISHING their opponents will return soon...

Guest Trivia247
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THIS JUST IN...

 

There is talk of wrestlers actually Wrestling in a wrestling ring in WWE!!

 

CLICK HERE For the Details!

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Another classic tag-team is returning to take WWE by STORM...personally, I'll be THRILLED!

 

Val Venis's films sure are HARD to find! Maybe if you look really DEEP, you can find his last movie where he goes out with a BANG!

 

Could Steven Richards and Victoria add a THIRD person to their relationship? The Informer isn't exactly sure who, but perhaps you could say he'll drive them BERSERK.

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The Informer from WWE is such full of shit, this is the same guy who once printed in one of the magazines that Chris Nowinski would become heavyweight champion with Kevin Nash's help. :huh:

Guest wrestlingbs
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What you're basicly find in every Informer article:

 

Could Jeff Hardy and a certain WWE Diva (copyright WWE) be hearing wedding bells? And if so, what does this mean for her ex-lover (hint: when he finds out, there's gonna be HELL to pay!)

 

I hear HBK is hiring a secret "friend" of his to fight HHH for the world title? Who is it? Well, you're Informer could only find out that he's a formerr WWE superstar (copyright WWE) who NO ONE thought would come back! Stay tuned for more info...

 

And finally, harsh words were exchanged at The World (copyright WWE) between Doug Basham and referee Nick Patrick. What does this mean for Goldust? We could find out at No Mercy....

 

Vague allusions to other wrestlers, promises of returning legends, Random wrestlerrs fighting at imaginary events, and plus "copyright WWE" on every person's name... yep, that's the Informer.

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What you're basicly find in every Informer article:

 

Could Jeff Hardy and a certain WWE Diva (copyright WWE) be hearing wedding bells? And if so, what does this mean for her ex-lover (hint: when he finds out, there's gonna be HELL to pay!)

 

I hear HBK is hiring a secret "friend" of his to fight HHH for the world title? Who is it? Well, you're Informer could only find out that he's a formerr WWE superstar (copyright WWE) who NO ONE thought would come back! Stay tuned for more info...

 

And finally, harsh words were exchanged at The World (copyright WWE) between Doug Basham and referee Nick Patrick. What does this mean for Goldust? We could find out at No Mercy....

 

Vague allusions to other wrestlers, promises of returning legends, Random wrestlerrs fighting at imaginary events, and plus "copyright WWE" on every person's name... yep, that's the Informer.

Don't forget superfluous exclamation points and unneccessary Zs.

 

Who *was* the Informer, anyway? I always wondered. ;)

Guest wrestlingbs
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What you're basicly find in every Informer article:

 

Could Jeff Hardy and a certain WWE Diva (copyright WWE) be hearing wedding bells? And if so, what does this mean for her ex-lover (hint: when he finds out, there's gonna be HELL to pay!)

 

I hear HBK is hiring a secret "friend" of his to fight HHH for the world title? Who is it? Well, you're Informer could only find out that he's a formerr WWE superstar (copyright WWE) who NO ONE thought would come back! Stay tuned for more info...

 

And finally, harsh words were exchanged at The World (copyright WWE) between Doug Basham and referee Nick Patrick. What does this mean for Goldust? We could find out at No Mercy....

 

Vague allusions to other wrestlers, promises of returning legends, Random wrestlerrs fighting at imaginary events, and plus "copyright WWE" on every person's name... yep, that's the Informer.

Don't forget superfluous exclamation points and unneccessary Zs.

 

Who *was* the Informer, anyway? I always wondered. ;)

I think it was pretty much whoever had the spare time to write the thing.

 

OH, I forgot about that, boyz!!!

Guest thetrendsetter
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On a similar topic, the predeccsor to The Informer, Janus (Two Faced Heel/Face Articlist) seemed like an interesting idea. Always gave the rumours a face and heel feel to them.

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