Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Friday, March 16, 2035 Not soon enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted August 16, 2003 According to the clock my grandmother died over three decades ago... However the old bag is still kicking now. Excessive smoking, lack of movement and a horrible outlook. That woman must have iron lungs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Wednesday July 10th, 2069. At the tender age of 86. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Wednesday July 10th, 2069. At the tender age of 86. You're fucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Friday, October 27, 2056 I'll be kicking the bucket at 73. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 July 23, 2052 73 years old. Whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 16, 2003 July 23, 2052 73 years old. Whatever. Hey, you're dying on my birthday, but I'll be dead. Try and have a beer for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Provided the hospital lets me off the respirator, I'll certainly try. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crucifixio Jones Report post Posted August 16, 2003 (edited) Sunday, February 15, 2060 Four days before my daughter's 59th birthday. I myself will have been 83 years old, just a few months shy of my 84th birthday. But it says my wife is gonna die Sunday, November 1, 2076. What in the FUCK kinda shit is that? I'm not letting that woman outlive me by sixteen whole fucking years. No way. She ain't gon kill me...I'm gon kill her. *marches to bedroom with shotgun* The New Me: you share your birthday with my mom. You also die the day after my birthday. Just for shits and giggles I put in my mom's information and got this day: Thursday, November 13, 2003. *cue ominous music* *cries, makes funeral arrangements* My dad kicks the bucket Thursday, May 9, 2041. And who says spouses don't live long after their mate takes the dirt nap? Edited August 16, 2003 by Crucifixio Jones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 According to current conditions...my grandmother should have died last year... it says "Your Time Has Expired!" on the screen... Yeah...because dead people love the internet. Sure it's all for fun and stuff...but that's just silly... at least make sure it puts every date in the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Thursday, November 24, 2061 I would be 73. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Some of my best friends are dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Whoa, according to the test, I died about a year ago. Crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Sunday, November 24, 2041 I'll be 66. What a load of crap. I drink and smoke! I better be dead before 66! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 July 21,2058. I'll be 54. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spicy McHaggis 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Thursday, September 1, 2078 22 days from my 95th b-day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Thursday, September 1, 2078 22 days from my 95th b-day. So close, yet so far, you poor bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 July 21,2058. I'll be 54. Wait, you won't be born until next year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Thursday, November 24, 2067 Damn I'm dying on Thanksgiving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Monday, April 3, 2079... So all I have to figure out is how I die, then I avoid it. This means i've cheated death, screwed up the pattern, and continue to live... Yay! Who says you can't learn anything from movies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Thursday, November 24, 2067 Damn I'm dying on Thanksgiving. I guess we know the cause? Turkey Poisoning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 Wednesday July 10th, 2069. At the tender age of 86. You're fucked. Don't worry, getting my post count back to 1,100 is stressing me out so much, I probably won't make it to Monday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crucifixio Jones Report post Posted August 17, 2003 July 21,2058. I'll be 54. I predict the cause will be taking an enormous anonymous cock in the pooper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted August 17, 2003 Monday, 19 March 2046. Dead at 43, just like I wanted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2003 Friday, August 30, 2019 making me 36... shit Oh come on, as if you didn't see THAT coming. Someone with your tendancies shouldn't be alive NOW, consider yourself fortunate. Thursday, January 17, 2075 - I meet Death. I'll be fucking 90 years old *Sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2003 My Personal Day of Death is... Saturday, May 11, 2058 Thus, I would be 2 months and change away from my 74th birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2003 Monday, 19 March 2046. Dead at 43, just like I wanted. so you were born this year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ray Report post Posted August 17, 2003 No one's putting the seconds the have left! Your Personal Day of Death is... Sunday, June 26, 2033 Seconds left to live... 942,168,065 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2003 Friday, November 26, 2060. I'll be 73. 1, 807, 463, 228. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MissMattitude Report post Posted August 17, 2003 Sunday, October 9th 2039 which will make me 54. 1,140,537,300. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
