Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 I'm also waiting to hear a story that goes like this: Random TSMer:"So HBK, how did you get your finger lopped off?" HBK16:"This asshole cop was out for revenge because I wanted to fight my ticket!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 19, 2003 I'm also waiting to hear a story that goes like this: Random TSMer:"So HBK, how did you get your finger lopped off?" HBK16:"This asshole cop was out for revenge because I wanted to fight my ticket!" That would be GOLD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spicy McHaggis 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Well, at least he's selling it, as opposed to coming right back and posting his "recovery", though I'm sure we'll get another thread dedicated to that. On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Well, at least he's selling it, as opposed to coming right back and posting his "recovery", though I'm sure we'll get another thread dedicated to that. On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post. You, sir, are not the only one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Well, at least he's selling it, as opposed to coming right back and posting his "recovery", though I'm sure we'll get another thread dedicated to that. On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post. You, sir, are not the only one. I think we all do. It's nice to have Zack with us. I wonder if he still has the big old school cell phone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 LOL, nah I've upgraded to a sleeker model. As for the resemblance, if it were the 8th-9th grade version of me sitting here, what you picture would not be far off. That's how I got the nickname in the first place. These days...not much of a resemblance. Growing up sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Is this like HBK16's new gimmick? Mr. Bad Luck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Is this like HBK16's new gimmick? Mr. Bad Luck? Or is the new gimmick "dumbass." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Is this like HBK16's new gimmick? Mr. Bad Luck? Or is the new gimmick "dumbass." I don't think it's a gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 He'll recover in time to comandeer an ambulance by the end of the show and beat down the heels, all while wearing a hospital gown. But, um, seriously dude, I'm starting to wonder about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 19, 2003 How old is this guy/kid/whatever? It sounds like he should be kept under lock and key. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 He's supposedly 18, but like I said, I'm starting to wonder about this guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Didn't he post a pic of himself and his g/f a while ago, perhaps in his "car wreck photo" thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 they let you use KNIFES...are they nuts? but seriously...I'm waiting on proof... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 ...this kid never ceases to amaze me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Well, at least he's selling it, as opposed to coming right back and posting his "recovery", though I'm sure we'll get another thread dedicated to that. On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post. You, sir, are not the only one. I think we all do. It's nice to have Zack with us. I wonder if he still has the big old school cell phone? It used to be Larry David at the computer whenever you posted, but no more. I want a picture of HBK's fingerless hand holding up a sign that says "I am not faking". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 I want a picture of HBK's fingerless hand holding up a sign that says "I am not faking". While standing beside his escalade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 I want a picture of HBK's fingerless hand holding up a sign that says "I am not faking". While standing beside his escalade Holding up a copy of his speeding ticket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 19, 2003 And today's newspaper, for date verification. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 And the cop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 and a print out of this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 I'd rather see a print out of the admit papers from the hospital and the claims form from the HMO. Notarized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2003 this is becoming quite a pile of requirements for him to achieve credibility for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2003 Maybe the reason the speeding tickets are just "warning slips" for him. He stole the Escalade from dirty cops, which is why they keep harrassing him. Now they're at the end of their wits and brought in their Yakuza connection to severe the pinky unless the Escalade is handed back over to them. It's no more stupid than some of the crap we've heard from him before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted August 20, 2003 *subscribes to thread...hopes for more* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dogbert 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2003 Hmm... maybe we can have an HBK16/OJ Hart mutant hybrid. He crashes his car because he was too busy fucking his girlfriend in the hot tub he installed on the roof AND hacking off his pinkie at the same time, all while giving us PBP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2003 ^^^ Now that's taking the foolishness a little too far, don't you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
