Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 I'm also waiting to hear a story that goes like this: Random TSMer:"So HBK, how did you get your finger lopped off?" HBK16:"This asshole cop was out for revenge because I wanted to fight my ticket!"
Guest The Old Me Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 I'm also waiting to hear a story that goes like this: Random TSMer:"So HBK, how did you get your finger lopped off?" HBK16:"This asshole cop was out for revenge because I wanted to fight my ticket!" That would be GOLD.
Spicy McHaggis Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Well, at least he's selling it, as opposed to coming right back and posting his "recovery", though I'm sure we'll get another thread dedicated to that. On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post.
Ripper Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Well, at least he's selling it, as opposed to coming right back and posting his "recovery", though I'm sure we'll get another thread dedicated to that. On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post. You, sir, are not the only one.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Well, at least he's selling it, as opposed to coming right back and posting his "recovery", though I'm sure we'll get another thread dedicated to that. On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post. You, sir, are not the only one. I think we all do. It's nice to have Zack with us. I wonder if he still has the big old school cell phone?
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 LOL, nah I've upgraded to a sleeker model. As for the resemblance, if it were the 8th-9th grade version of me sitting here, what you picture would not be far off. That's how I got the nickname in the first place. These days...not much of a resemblance. Growing up sucks.
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Is this like HBK16's new gimmick? Mr. Bad Luck?
Guest The Old Me Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Is this like HBK16's new gimmick? Mr. Bad Luck? Or is the new gimmick "dumbass."
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Is this like HBK16's new gimmick? Mr. Bad Luck? Or is the new gimmick "dumbass." I don't think it's a gimmick.
Art Sandusky Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 He'll recover in time to comandeer an ambulance by the end of the show and beat down the heels, all while wearing a hospital gown. But, um, seriously dude, I'm starting to wonder about you.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 How old is this guy/kid/whatever? It sounds like he should be kept under lock and key.
Art Sandusky Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 He's supposedly 18, but like I said, I'm starting to wonder about this guy.
Zack Malibu Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Didn't he post a pic of himself and his g/f a while ago, perhaps in his "car wreck photo" thread?
The Amazing Rando Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 they let you use KNIFES...are they nuts? but seriously...I'm waiting on proof...
justsoyouknow Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 ...this kid never ceases to amaze me.
Nighthawk Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Well, at least he's selling it, as opposed to coming right back and posting his "recovery", though I'm sure we'll get another thread dedicated to that. On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post. You, sir, are not the only one. I think we all do. It's nice to have Zack with us. I wonder if he still has the big old school cell phone? It used to be Larry David at the computer whenever you posted, but no more. I want a picture of HBK's fingerless hand holding up a sign that says "I am not faking".
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 I want a picture of HBK's fingerless hand holding up a sign that says "I am not faking". While standing beside his escalade
justsoyouknow Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 I want a picture of HBK's fingerless hand holding up a sign that says "I am not faking". While standing beside his escalade Holding up a copy of his speeding ticket.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 And today's newspaper, for date verification.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 and a print out of this thread
MrRant Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 I'd rather see a print out of the admit papers from the hospital and the claims form from the HMO. Notarized.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 20, 2003 Report Posted August 20, 2003 this is becoming quite a pile of requirements for him to achieve credibility for this.
Zack Malibu Posted August 20, 2003 Report Posted August 20, 2003 Maybe the reason the speeding tickets are just "warning slips" for him. He stole the Escalade from dirty cops, which is why they keep harrassing him. Now they're at the end of their wits and brought in their Yakuza connection to severe the pinky unless the Escalade is handed back over to them. It's no more stupid than some of the crap we've heard from him before.
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted August 20, 2003 Report Posted August 20, 2003 *subscribes to thread...hopes for more*
Dogbert Posted August 20, 2003 Report Posted August 20, 2003 Hmm... maybe we can have an HBK16/OJ Hart mutant hybrid. He crashes his car because he was too busy fucking his girlfriend in the hot tub he installed on the roof AND hacking off his pinkie at the same time, all while giving us PBP.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 20, 2003 Report Posted August 20, 2003 ^^^ Now that's taking the foolishness a little too far, don't you think?
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