Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Who wants to live forever? Billy Corgan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Explain, at length, how a giant star collapsing into a wormhole and emitting gamma radiation near (realitively speaking for space) our solar system would affect the Earth. http://www.askjeeves.com Search Suggestions: Make sure all words are spelled correctly Try different keywords Try more general keywords Try fewer keywords View moreSearch Tips Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Speaking of the aforementioned Monty Python, I don't get Monty Python at all. Am I just a dumbass American who can't appreciate British humor? Just upgrade to a better sense of humour. (Note the 'u' in that last word.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Are you going to go become a hermit (ala Kinetic), go crazy (ala A***a) or wreck this board (ala Dames) since you decided to make another "Ask ____" thread? If not, what is your fate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Are you going to go become a hermit (ala Kinetic), go crazy (ala A***a) or wreck this board (ala Dames) since you decided to make another "Ask ____" thread? If not, what is your fate? The Kinetic route. I did go into hiding for like four months, and will likely do it again in the future. Note that, with very few exceptions, I've only been posting in threads either a) I started, or b) were about me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 What is the meaning of life? Monty Python's last full length movie. It's funny in parts, but I didn't much care for the film overall. Hey, just like real life! are you Monty Python is disguise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 If you see your sister burying a dead kitten she sacraficed for a satanic cult and you tell your parents; is that tattling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 1) who? 2) what? 3) when? 4) where? 5) why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Let's Assume that Plane A is in Cleveland and the plane leaves at 8:45 A.M and headed to Miami but is stopping at Nashville for a hour layover first. Meanwhile...Plane B leaves Boston at 10:15 am and has a direct flight to Miami. Which plane arrives in Miami first? and What should I wear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Where's the beef? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Will you be my Friendster? I can introduce you to some nice people. We could even be activity partners, if you wanted. Also, how could you even compare Interpol--a massively overrated band with one middling album of Joy Division rip-offs--to Blur, who, though they've gotten considerably worse since abandoning Britpop, are probably one of the top 3 British bands of the 90s? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Ok, I know this is an Inc thread, but I must ask Kinetic 1) Where have you been? Drug Rehab, Jail, stuck in a cave with sadistic rednecks, or none of the above 2) How do you feel that Inc is either compared to you, mistaken for you, or considered a clone of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Considering your music taste, have you ever heard of Franz Ferdinand, Ikara Colt or The Libertines? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 What is the meaning of life? Monty Python's last full length movie. It's funny in parts, but I didn't much care for the film overall. Hey, just like real life! are you Monty Python is disguise? I don't even know where to start with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 If you see your sister burying a dead kitten she sacraficed for a satanic cult and you tell your parents; is that tattling? Lay off the silliness, pal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 blah blah blah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Where's the beef? Up Clara Peller's putrefying vag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Will you be my Friendster? I can introduce you to some nice people. We could even be activity partners, if you wanted. Also, how could you even compare Interpol--a massively overrated band with one middling album of Joy Division rip-offs--to Blur, who, though they've gotten considerably worse since abandoning Britpop, are probably one of the top 3 British bands of the 90s? Sure. I assume you're under your real name. If not, pm me. Oh, and you dolt, I wasn't comparing Interpol and Blur. I was asked what the best bands that performed at this year's Reading Festival, and, after looking up who played (I didn't know prior to today), those were the only two I had any strong feelings for. And stop with the Joy Division. Paul Banks' voice bares a slight resemblance to Ian Curtis'. It ends there; people who say otherwise are merely using lazy criticism. However, if you insist on comparing Interpol to any other band, you're better off mentioning early U2. Of course, most indie kids won't admit to liking anything influenced by them--Bono's increasing dorkiness of the last decade hasn't helped--but the similarites are there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Ok, I know this is an Inc thread, but I must ask Kinetic 1) Where have you been? Drug Rehab, Jail, stuck in a cave with sadistic rednecks, or none of the above 2) How do you feel that Inc is either compared to you, mistaken for you, or considered a clone of you. Not in my thread, pal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Considering your music taste, have you ever heard of Franz Ferdinand, Ikara Colt or The Libertines? No, yes and yes. Of the two I've heard, I don't like the former, and haven't heard enough of the latter to form an opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Will you be my Friendster? I can introduce you to some nice people. We could even be activity partners, if you wanted. You dork. Oh, am I making a mockery of Friendster? Of my 22 "friends" (you'll make it 23, Danny), I only know eight of them in real life. Another two are actually gimmicks, one of which is my own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 If you have all the answers, why do you spend most of the time posting on a message board? When you could quite easily be the producer and main player in a lucarative 'Ask Incandenza' TV show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Friendster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Who's a worse post whore...me or Choken one? I just realized I skipped some questions, sorry. Anyway, to answer this one, Choken One, hands down. Thank god. Does that mean I'm cool or hip or whatever jove saying you youngsters use nowadays? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2003 If you have all the answers, why do you spend most of the time posting on a message board? When you could quite easily be the producer and main player in a lucarative 'Ask Incandenza' TV show? I'm not in it for the money, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2003 Friendster? Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted August 28, 2003 Why do younger and younger girls keep dressing up like whores? Seriously. On a lighter note, why does my fiancee keep throwing away the paper towels I fold up and use as coasters? I will never understand that one as long as I live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2003 Who's a worse post whore...me or Choken one? I just realized I skipped some questions, sorry. Anyway, to answer this one, Choken One, hands down. Thank god. Does that mean I'm cool or hip or whatever jove saying you youngsters use nowadays? Back when you posted all the fucking time, you never said anything that made me want to smother babies--well, you might've, but I never saw/can't recall it--so that makes you miles above most of this board's residents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 28, 2003 Can we go half on a baby? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2003 Can we go half on a baby? To smother it? No need. They're small enough that I can do it alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
