The One and Only VELOCIDENTIAL Thread for 08.23.03

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hey I saw a La Parka mask behind the announce booth.

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Kurt's arabian facebuster makes me laugh

[razazteca 0]

Is Smackdown and Velocity nothing but Giants vs Wee Men?

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Metallica as the theme song to Summerslam makes me laugh.

[Nevermortal 0]

Still advertising Hardy/Gowan....

[BifEverchad 0]

I HATE this fucking song.

 

bad choice as a 'theme' to Summerslam.

[Steviekick 0]

St. Anger sucks as SS's theme....the worst part of that damn song is the drums. They are TERRIBLE

[Guest Choken One]

If they want Metallica...should have waited a month later...

 

It would work great for the KANE storyline

 

"New blood joins this earth

and quikly he's subdued

through constant pain disgrace

the young boy learns their rules

 

with time the child draws in

this whipping boy done wrong

deprived of all his thoughts

the young man struggles on and on he's known

a vow unto his own

that never from this day

his will they'll take away

 

what I've felt

what I've known

never shined through in what I've shown

never be

never see

won't see what might have been

 

what I've felt

what I've known

never shined through in what I've shown

never free

never me

so I dub thee unforgiven

 

they dedicate their lives

to running all of his

he tries to please them all

this bitter man he is

throughout his life the same

he's battled constantly

this fight he cannot win

a tired man they see no longer cares

the old man then prepares

to die regretfully

that old man here is me

 

what I've felt

what I've known

never shined through in what I've shown

never be

never see

won't see what might have been

 

what I've felt

what I've known

never shined through in what I've shown

never free

never me

so I dub the unforgiven

 

you labeled me

I'll label you

so I dub the unforgiven

[BifEverchad 0]

Stacker 2 YJ Stinger commerical featuring.....TRIPLE H!

 

Too bad this commerical wasnt on around 2000. I can see the whole commercial now, featuring Chris Jericho. The entire commerical revolves around Jericho calling the product Stacker 2 Y2J Stinger, and the director correcting him, over and over...

 

[Steviekick 0]

Nothing like watching a Bradshaw match to realize how much your night is sucking.

[razazteca 0]

Think positive as least Bradshaw is not in the Elimation Chamber. Bradshaw can move better than some big guys like Nash.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Whoa Ernie was making out there!

[AndrewTS 0]

It's great how far blacks have come in wrestling...

 

*remembers HHH-Booker storyline*

 

Uh, nevermind.

[AndrewTS 0]

*Ernie offers handshake--then beats the crap out of the guy*

 

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Now we see why Rodney Mack doesn't talk on the mic.

[AndrewTS 0]

So Ernest Miller stole more than just part of the name from Ladd?

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BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MATTHEWS, SHOW!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

LOL at Show mocking Tyson!!

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Yep. Shane'll do a big bump a SS.

[Guest Dmann2000]

And if anyone wasn't sure why we have Shane/Bischoff at SummerSlam...

 

...There you go.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

LOL at Show mocking Tyson!!

So THAT'S what he was doing. Heheh.

 

And yes, clowns are quite evil and creepy.

[Guest Choken One]

I missed the show thing? DAMN!

 

I was watching Kurt Busch get booed the fuck outta Bristol.

 

WWE wants a Heel? See what Kurt Busch does...

 

Knocks people around...Mocks them in the victory lane...Make references to deceased Legend and actually compare him to that guy...

[Nevermortal 0]

ECW FOOTAGE!

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HART VS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Fook]

Yes! Bret/Perfect!

[AndrewTS 0]

3-D!!

 

Perfect/Hart FTV--good Confidential this week.

[AndrewTS 0]

With the oversaturation and recommendations by Cole and Coach, does anyone think that WWE using St. Anger is going to HURT it more than anything?

[Guest Choken One]

Not really...The song hasn't got anything to lose...

[AndrewTS 0]

Bah--clipjob again.

[Guest Choken One]

Fonzie stole Coach's gimmick