worst insult anyone has ever given to ya

[Guest wwF1587]

i havent seen a post like this before so WTF, who said something that hurt you the worst, that made you want to Kill the son of a bitch that said it and then cry afterwards... come on its all happend to us once.. dont be shy and have FUN

[Tawren 0]

I was arguing with this one guy, and eventually it turned into a Yo Mama fest. Of course, neither of us has ugly moms or 3000 pounds moms, but somehow it turned into it. And he said:

 

"Your mom is so fat she stands a strong risk of heart disease and diabetes."

 

Needless to say, I was burned.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

My buddy Logan: "Hey Thadd. I heard your nickname in high school was 'Thadd Mount-My-Own-Mom'". See, it's funy cuz my last name is Mountain.

 

My reply:

 

"When I get off work, I'm going to finish the job the clinic started jsut over 18 years ago."

[Nighthawk 0]

Your name is Thadd Mountain? That's way cool. Cooler than my favorite fake names (Slick McFavorite and Guy Whitey Corngood).

[Art Sandusky 0]

"I'd rather be a little kid minor than a legal adult who has no idea what he wants to do with his life and will amount to nothing."

 

Impudent 17 year olds.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

All the MJ jokes I get push me further and further towards the brink of insanity....

 

Amen to Triple B's come back, that was ownage.

[Guest El Satanico]

When someone called me a Keanu Reeves fan.

 

They know of the great dislike for him I have and they were just joking, but it really hurt.

[Zack Malibu 0]

This was more of a "put me in a raging fury" type of insult than a "hurt" one:

 

"You know, you keep saying shit like that you'll wind up just like your cousin."

 

Said to me by a raving psycho bitch whom I had stopped dating (due to said raving psychoness). I told her she needed to grow up and look in the mirror to find the source of her problems. She says that. Reason it hurt? My cousin was found shot dead about a year earlier. Only time in my life I wanted to beat down a female.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I strangled my grandmother when she called me Patrick Spoon.

[sfaJack 0]

This was more of a "put me in a raging fury" type of insult than a "hurt" one:

 

"You know, you keep saying shit like that you'll wind up just like your cousin."

 

Said to me by a raving psycho bitch whom I had stopped dating (due to said raving psychoness). I told her she needed to grow up and look in the mirror to find the source of her problems. She says that. Reason it hurt? My cousin was found shot dead about a year earlier. Only time in my life I wanted to beat down a female.

So what stopped you from smacking her around for a bit?

 

I think I would have if she said some stupid shit like that. Actually, check that...I wouldn't have hit her. I would have just fucked her sister (or, hell, even her mom).

[Zack Malibu 0]

This was more of a "put me in a raging fury" type of insult than a "hurt" one:

 

"You know, you keep saying shit like that you'll wind up just like your cousin."

 

Said to me by a raving psycho bitch whom I had stopped dating (due to said raving psychoness).  I told her she needed to grow up and look in the mirror to find the source of her problems.  She says that.  Reason it hurt?  My cousin was found shot dead about a year earlier.  Only time in my life I wanted to beat down a female.

So what stopped you from smacking her around for a bit?

 

I think I would have if she said some stupid shit like that. Actually, check that...I wouldn't have hit her. I would have just fucked her sister (or, hell, even her mom).

Well, she didn't have a sister, so I couldn't go that route...

 

I'd never, ever hit a girl. Don't respect people who do it, and would never do it myself. But seriously, I was all but ready to slam my car door into her knees (I was in my car and she approached it, trying to cuss me out for whatever reason, then brought that whole insult up) but cooler heads prevailed.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

You have no balls! Get a real job, and be a man for once in your life!

 

-My grandmother refering to my decision on going to college.

 

 

No, I havent quit, my reason, divine intervention, and lots of it.

 

Me Family/A freind of my cousin who I snitched on/Other forces in the universe.

[Ripper 0]

"Shit, good thing it did happen because I would hate to see what a child raised by you two would have turned out like."

 

My girlfriends mother a week after her funeral. She got shot and killed when she was 6 months pregnant when we were 15. Never hit a woman, never plan to...but I wanted to kill her. And if I saw her today, I the feeling would probably be the same.

 

On a side note, a female friend of mine did slam her head into the hood of a car outside, so I felt a little better, but that is the most anger I have ever felt without being able to do ANYTHING about it.

[Zack Malibu 0]

"Shit, good thing it did happen because I would hate to see what a child raised by you two would have turned out like."

 

My girlfriends mother a week after her funeral. She got shot and killed when she was 6 months pregnant when we were 15. Never hit a woman, never plan to...but I wanted to kill her. And if I saw her today, I the feeling would probably be the same.

 

On a side note, a female friend of mine did slam her head into the hood of a car outside, so I felt a little better, but that is the most anger I have ever felt without being able to do ANYTHING about it.

Jesus...I thought my insult would top this, but to have someone directly related to someone involved is just mind-blowing.

 

It's amazing how low some people will stoop. No one's got any respect anymore.

[Ripper 0]

"Shit, good thing it did happen because I would hate to see what a child raised by you two would have turned out like."

 

My girlfriends mother a week after her funeral.  She got shot and killed when she was 6 months pregnant when we were 15.  Never hit a woman, never plan to...but I wanted to kill her.  And if I saw her today, I the feeling would probably be the same.

 

On a side note, a female friend of mine did slam her head into the hood of a car outside, so I felt a little better, but that is the most anger I have ever felt without being able to do ANYTHING about it.

Jesus...I thought my insult would top this, but to have someone directly related to someone involved is just mind-blowing.

 

It's amazing how low some people will stoop. No one's got any respect anymore.

Yeah, I mean, SHE kicked her 15 year old twin children out (she kicked out her my girlfriend because she was pregnant and kicked out her brother because he was taking up for her) and not in a, I got pissed, and took them back way, 4 months later she STILL wouldn't even let them come back to the house to see their younger sister. Then when her daughter dies, its my fault and her sons fault for not taking care of her. The shit she said to her son at her own daughters funeral was disgusting. Then when he got killed 2 years later, its STILL my fault. I don't even know why she would show up at the funeral just to tell me and every other friend that this is all our fault. I fucking hate that lady.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

"Shit, good thing it did happen because I would hate to see what a child raised by you two would have turned out like."

 

My girlfriends mother a week after her funeral. She got shot and killed when she was 6 months pregnant when we were 15. Never hit a woman, never plan to...but I wanted to kill her. And if I saw her today, I the feeling would probably be the same.

 

On a side note, a female friend of mine did slam her head into the hood of a car outside, so I felt a little better, but that is the most anger I have ever felt without being able to do ANYTHING about it.

I agree with Zack on this one, this tops pretty much all insults, even if you know that you are a fit parent. You sir, are a far more patient man than me, I would have attempted to snap that woman's neck.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Ripper, if I ever run into you in the "real world", I'm buying you a beer just for having the sheer courage to not break in a situation like that. Insults and actions like that go beyond the realm of "harsh words or actions". It's downright cruel. Kudos to you though for being the better person and not doing something that could have ruined your future.

[Guest Fook]

Ripper, I think it's pretty safe to say you're the only one here who wouldn't have throttled that bitch right there and then.

 

I honestly don't know how you kept your head in that situation.

[Ripper 0]

Partly the knowledge that someone else (namely the previously mentioned female friend) was going to beat the shit out of her.

 

But I have never felt so much pent up anger as I did when she was inches from my face saying that shit. I LITERALLY was seeing red...I always thought that was just a saying.

 

I can say that after that, nearly nothing really makes me angry anymore because in comparison, what could be worse?

[cue_meanie 0]

Not to be rude, but whats with all the shootings? Do you live in a ghetto? or are you in the Mob? I know one person that has been shot and killed, and definatly not a brother/sister connection. You don't really have to say..just wondering

[Zack Malibu 0]

Not to be rude, but whats with all the shootings? Do you live in a ghetto? or are you in the Mob? I know one person that has been shot and killed, and definatly not a brother/sister connection. You don't really have to say..just wondering

I live in a small, suburban town. I'm not in a ghetto. My cousin's death wasn't gang warfare or anything like that. I'm not about to go into the (nonsensical) reasons for his death though.

[Guest El Satanico]

If i was in ripper's spot she would've been spitting teeth.

 

When someone does something bad enough to warrant being punched, I wouldn't care if it was a man or a woman.

 

With that being said I'm a very peaceful guy and it would take alot for me to punch a man yet alone a woman.

[Ripper 0]

My girlfriend was Native American/black. She was light enough to be confused for a white brunette girl. There was this one group of guys that didn't like the idea of race mixing and really, really hated me and everyone that I hung around. One of them in particular shot her 6 times one night. He completely got away with it due to the HUGE amount of credible witnesses he had saying he was at some party in a upperclass neighborhood and alot of the parent were all "Yeah, he was here..blah blah blah".

 

He and a group of his pals were the ones that killed her brother a few years later. He got shot 4 times and stabbed. He also killed about 4 of them so it was alot harder for the denial this time with the friends of his buddies laying around the guy they attacked. The guy was killed a week later by the once again earlier mentioned female friend.

 

And no, its not about being in the "hood" (although it could've been considered that). There was just a freakishly large amount of bad circumstances floating around me and the group of my friends.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I might be the only one with this mentality, but I'm glad to see that at least they were avenged, so that some type of justice was served. I've gotta live every day knowing whoever killed my cousin is off walking the streets somewhere, unless karma caught up to him/her (and if it hasn't, I'm sure it will).

[Art Sandusky 0]

I strangled my grandmother when she called me Patrick Spoon.

Yeah, well, I drowned mine when she called me... umm... you.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Your name is Thadd Mountain? That's way cool. Cooler than my favorite fake names (Slick McFavorite and Guy Whitey Corngood).

Thanks, IDRM. Thadd is short for Thaddeus. I have one of the more unique names out there.

[Guest Insanityman]

Jesus, Ripper, massive respect for you to keep your cool. There was this one guy... him and I go way back with always hating each other and only a week after my favorite Uncle died I was hanging out with friends trying to cheer up. He showed up and I was too out of it to really care, so I just shrugged it off. Eventually he pissed me off enough that I started bitching him out he shoved me and just goes-

 

"Dude, heard about your Uncle... wish you were the one dead instead." He saw all my friends holding me back so he kept going. "yeah, just go back home and OD just like him!" My Uncle had some problems with pain killers but that wasn't death cause. Finally he tops it off with some random insult about fucking my ex-girlfriend and maybe fucking my dead Uncle while he was at it.

 

My friends let go and thats the first time I had totally lost it. This fetus fucker didn't have a shot in Hell, I just tackled him down and punched him until I got bored, let him get back up and I'd tackle him again, bring him up and hit a headlock until a my friend's parents had to break it up. They understood and heard from all my friends what happened and I haven't hung out with the other kid since.

 

However since he has basically pseudo/attempted rape with one of my best lady friends, so I'm really hoping to bump into him again.

[Ripper 0]

Jesus, Ripper, massive respect for you to keep your cool. There was this one guy... him and I go way back with always hating each other and only a week after my favorite Uncle died I was hanging out with friends trying to cheer up. He showed up and I was too out of it to really care, so I just shrugged it off. Eventually he pissed me off enough that I started bitching him out he shoved me and just goes-

 

"Dude, heard about your Uncle... wish you were the one dead instead." He saw all my friends holding me back so he kept going. "yeah, just go back home and OD just like him!" My Uncle had some problems with pain killers but that wasn't death cause. Finally he tops it off with some random insult about fucking my ex-girlfriend and maybe fucking my dead Uncle while he was at it.

 

My friends let go and thats the first time I had totally lost it. This fetus fucker didn't have a shot in Hell, I just tackled him down and punched him until I got bored, let him get back up and I'd tackle him again, bring him up and hit a headlock until a my friend's parents had to break it up. They understood and heard from all my friends what happened and I haven't hung out with the other kid since.

 

However since he has basically pseudo/attempted rape with one of my best lady friends, so I'm really hoping to bump into him again.

Ah yes the "Damn...fuck that, don't hold him back, that was a low blow" fight. I have seen many in my day.

 

I watched a 5'2, MAYBE 110lb girl beat the shit out of this dude for taunting her about her getting raped. A bunch of guys (including myself) were holding her back thinking this big guy would beat the shit out of her, then he said that shit...we all looked at each other and let her go.

 

Just imagine someone hitting a steak with a ball bat and that is what it sounded like when this girl hit him in his jaw. Broke it in 4 places...one puch. The adrenaline must really have been flowing. She basically stomped the guy until we saw he wasn't moving anymore so we pulled her off then.

 

He moved later. THAT has to be embarrassing to get your ass kicked by a short, small, attractive woman.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Eagan called me Johnson once.

[Ripper 0]

Eagan called me Johnson once.

That...FUCKER!