The Drunken Micks and Soccer Hooligans thread

[Spicy McHaggis 0]

Post if you're Irish or Scottish.

 

We need members and a good name.

 

I'm in!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I've got a little bit of Scottish in me. But mostly I'm posting to say that you could shorten "The Drunken Micks and Soccer Hooligans" down to DaMASH or D*MASH and just call it that as the name of your group.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

D*MASH? I can take or leave it if i please...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'm all Scottish!

[Adam 0]

Ive got Scottish blood on my mothers side as well as Irish blood. I'm a little of both.

[caboose 0]

HEY! Are you partly trying to rip off my Commonwealth Clique!?

 

Granted mine fell apart after three members joined, but the idea remains mine!...

 

::Realises the effort involved in forming own clique, and remembers how lazy he can be with CWM in charge of the MAFIA::

 

Sure its all yours...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

HEY! Are you partly trying to rip off my Commonwealth Clique!?

 

Granted mine fell apart after three members joined, but the idea remains mine!...

To be fair, the idea pretty much fell apart when I joined, and I was the first member...

[Dr. Tom 0]

I'm half Irish. I'm also a quarter German, which means my main ambitions are to get drunk and take over the world.

 

However, if this is about a posting clique, count me out. Posting cliques are ghey.

[caboose 0]

Posting cliques are ghey.

So is using 'ghey'.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'm half Irish.  I'm also a quarter German, which means my main ambitions are to get drunk and take over the world.

If the other quarter's an American, you must really hate yourself

[welshjerichomark 0]

Can i join? i'm 1/16th irish.

 

Why are you excluding the Welsh?!!?!!?1

[Dr. Tom 0]

If the other quarter's an American, you must really hate yourself

No, the other quarter is mostly English, with, sadly, some French.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I'm half Irish. I'm also a quarter German, which means my main ambitions are to get drunk and take over the world.

 

However, if this is about a posting clique, count me out. Posting cliques are ghey.

I'm half Irish and half German ... so the joke that I normally use is that I pick fights (the Irish side) but lose them (the German side).

 

And I agree, posting cliques are, for lack of a better word, lame. I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

for intense scrutineering purposes, one's ancestry must be tracked back at least three generations and entry into this ... whatever ... should be extended not just to the welsh, but to anyone whose genetics are attractively mongrel. purebreds need not apply.

 

the deputy:

7/8 scottish

1/16 irish

1/16 danish

 

a hairy lout with a twist of drunkenness, a smidgen of nordic raping and un petit soupson de pillaging with longswords. i'm quite the catch.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

My Great Grandmother's last name was Scott. Not sure if that means anything.

[Zorin Industries 0]

Pure blood right here

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'm pure English. Everyone in this thread is gonna hate me...

[Guest DeputyHawk]

i hate you for dissing the oslo spektrum which is situated just behind the shopping centre in oslo city centre. scots hating the english for being english is more passe than smack.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Part Irish, part German. All american.

 

Of course, I couldn't get the accents. Oh, no. I got the famed Irish temper instead. Already put holes in two doors.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

i hate you for dissing the oslo spektrum which is situated just behind the shopping centre in oslo city centre.

Estonia > Norway

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm part fair aryan german, part swedish, with a smidgin of russian.

 

They don't make an SPF high enough for me.

[Guest HungryJack]

I'm half Welsh, half Ukrainian. Plus I'm Canadian. Oh yeah.

 

 

Nobody outdrinks me. NOBODY.

 

I swear to God , EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the Ukie side of the family is a raging alcoholic.

[welshjerichomark 0]

^ Half Welsh!?!?!? whoo-hoo!

[Guest DeputyHawk]

Estonia > Norway

how so, sir?

[Anakin Flair 0]

Also, part Russian.

And go figure, but I don't drink.

[razazteca 0]

My last name has Scottish orgins but you would know it if you looked at me.

 

Actually I'm your basic american melting pot ideal gone wrong. The quiet angry american is what I be.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Estonia > Norway

how so, sir?

Estonia is the greatest country in the history of the world. It's full of all the girls too hot for communism, and I ate wild boar and dried elk there. The place is full of groove and funk. If Estonia was a person, it'd be Disco Stu.

 

Whereas if Norway was a person, it'd be a goth.

[Zorin Industries 0]

And whats wrong with Goths?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

And whats wrong with Goths?

Nothing.

 

It's just that if Norway was a person, it'd wear black, drink snakebite and dance like a twat.

[Zorin Industries 0]

It's just that if Norway was a person, it'd wear black, drink snakebite and dance like a twat.

Since i'm Irish, and drunk "Do ya want to take this outside ya bastard"