The One And Only Smackdown Thread

[Guest Dmann2000]

Cornette and Heyman must have locked stephanie out of the meetings...

Why so they can beat the hell out of each other?

[Steviekick 0]

ah...the new theme music foreshadowed the heel turn

[Guest Choken One]

Cornette and Heyman must have locked stephanie out of the meetings...

Why so they can beat the hell out of each other?

 

 

WHEE!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Well look who gets the main event spot.

[iliketurtles 0]

Even if next week sucks, at least the ironman will be intresting in 2 weeks.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

So Eddie slammed Tajiri through a car window and now TAJIRI is the heel??

 

"Well we had to turn somebody!"

 

- Vince McRusso

 

Why don't they just bring in a Cruiserweight and build him up as a huge heel? Not like Knoble or Nunzio or Moore, but a legit cruiserweight badass (is that an oxymoron??). A fresh face, good look, with intensity coming out the yin-yang and some killer moves and have him destroy everyone leading up to a big bout with Mysterio (have him kick some heavyweight ass once in a while too )

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Is the Iron Man next week? I thought it was in two weeks?

[Papacita 0]

Why not a 30 minute iron man match? That'd make more sense for TV.

[iliketurtles 0]

I'm becoming such a mark for the "You tapped out" chant.

[Guest LLSmoothJ]

What? Zack Gowen got his own sweatshirt?

[Papacita 0]

Man if he rolls him down the stairs I will mark out.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The Ironman match has me mixed.

 

1)The Feud doesn't call for it (2/3 falls first!)

2)Can both men pull it off??

3)Can the announcers pull it off?

3)That's like 8 commercial breaks.

4)There's going to be a ton of overbooking w/ Big Show run ins and Lesnar run ins and a Gowen run in and a Vince run in, which may break up the monotony, but it will hurt the match.

5)Did I mention it's way too fucking early??

[Guest William E]

Is he going to do what I think he is going to do?

[DangerousDamon 0]

Gowen's goin down the stairs

[DangerousDamon 0]

Is he going to do what I think he is going to do?

Yea it'll be like that one old movie where this old ladies son pushes her down the stairs in her wheel chair.

[Guest LLSmoothJ]

*readies to mark out*

[Nevermortal 0]

Lesnar is a creepy mutha fucka.

[Papacita 0]

Brock looks like he's really having fun in this role.

[iliketurtles 0]

Man...Lesnar is a bad motha fucka.

[Nevermortal 0]

It'd be great if Spanky made the save here.

[Nevermortal 0]

AH SHIT! THE CHAIR FELL ON HIS HEAD!

[iliketurtles 0]

RIP Zach.

 

GREAT Smackdown.

[DangerousDamon 0]

i'm sorry but that was fucking gold.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

<Zack>WHEEEEEE! *Splat*

[Guest William E]

That was weird

[Guest Dmann2000]

A little long, but I think we got the point

[Guest Choken One]

Lesnar is better as the Pyscho Attention Seeking Monster then HAPPY~! Dancing Brock or Generic Bad Guy #924

[Papacita 0]

Woulda been better if he just shoved him without all the taunting and shit...or if he through him down the stairs towards ringside instead of the back stairs...

 

Eh. Wrestlers are on Judge Mathis

[iliketurtles 0]

I thought a nice touch was Lesnar choking Gowen out before he went down for the ride...shows you more about how much of a sick mother fucker Lesnar's new character direction is going.

[Guest Choken One]

Why go "It FLIES!" and not chuck him down the stairs as opposed to rolling him down...