Pray for Me

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I won four ringside tickets this morning. I get to keep the chairs. And I get to meet a RAW Superstar. Not of my choice though. So Garrison Cade, here I come.

[Guest Fook]

Are they on camera?

 

Cause you gotta bring the smarky signs.

 

Say hi to Rodney Mack for me.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

congratulations and have a good time. See if the superstar you meet will sign the chairs for you, that would be a nice collectible.

[Guest Ecto Cooler]

if Flair or Orton are going to pull the ref out when someone has a pin on HHH, jump the rail and restrain them

[Nevermortal 0]

I won four ringside tickets this morning. I get to keep the chairs. And I get to meet a RAW Superstar. Not of my choice though. So Garrison Cade, here I come.

Nah, you'll probably end up meeting Test, and he'll kick you in the balls since he's a huge asshole.

 

And then someone will walk over your downed carcass and say "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE!"

[Guest Fook]

I won four ringside tickets this morning. I get to keep the chairs.  And I get to meet a RAW Superstar. Not of my choice though. So Garrison Cade, here I come.

Nah, you'll probably end up meeting Test, and he'll kick you in the balls since he's a huge asshole.

 

And then someone will walk over your downed carcass and say "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE!"

Better than him yelling "WHO-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-E" again.

[Nevermortal 0]

I won four ringside tickets this morning. I get to keep the chairs.  And I get to meet a RAW Superstar. Not of my choice though. So Garrison Cade, here I come.

Nah, you'll probably end up meeting Test, and he'll kick you in the balls since he's a huge asshole.

 

And then someone will walk over your downed carcass and say "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE!"

Better than him yelling "WHO-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-E" again.

It was more like: "HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!"

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I just found out the plan, so it should work out that the mystery wrestler sigsn my chair.

 

We meet a lady from the local TV affiliate at the gate around 5:30. She takes us back to the promoter from the Civic Center, where we get our chair and then meet the wrestler. Instead of waiting in line, we then take our chairs into the arena and sit down. So I'm getting an autographed WWE Steel Chair.

 

As for the wrestler, the station doesn't know if it'll be a "big star, medium star, or little star". I wasn't expecting a huge star, and I'm actually hoping for someone down to Earth like the Hurricane. I worry about meeting heel Jericho, anyways. But if it was Teddy Long...I could blee dat, now.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I bet it's HHH. Just to piss you off.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

He'll be too busy writing the show to meet me.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Please give Fuck Goldberg a hard time and try to turn the crowd on him. Thanks.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

You need a sign that says "I want my money back"

[Ultra Violence 0]

If you meet Triple H kick him in the fucking balls. You know we'll all pay your legal fees and worship you like Benoit.

[Guest Askewniverse]

You need a sign that says "I want my money back"

I'm not much of a sign person, but I might have to use that one myself when I go to Unforgiven.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Bring a sign that says: "I came for The Rock... IN BED"

[Use Your Illusion 0]

You need a sign that says "I want my money back"

I'm not much of a sign person, but I might have to use that one myself when I go to Unforgiven.

No, you see it's funny because he didn't actually pay anything to go.

 

GET IT? BA - - HAHAHAHAH

 

That wacky Rudo.

 

UYI

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

If HHH defends the title and hes in a pin with no ref, I'm pretty sure everyone will chip in to pay you to run in the ring and fast count him for some cheap laughs on a Smark Board.

[Guest Eagan469]

If HHH defends the title and hes in a pin with no ref, I'm pretty sure everyone will chip in to pay you to run in the ring and fast count him for some cheap laughs on a Smark Board.

That would be classic.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I went to RAW following SS, wasn't too bad. I'll pray for you thouhg, there's still hope.

 

Bring an anti-HHH sign if you can, do it for us!

[Use Your Illusion 0]

If HHH defends the title and hes in a pin with no ref, I'm pretty sure everyone will chip in to pay you to run in the ring and fast count him for some cheap laughs on a Smark Board.

That would be classic.

That'd be fucking gold. It would live forever as one of the finer moments in Smark history.

 

Right up there with the Hitman winning at WMX and Nash tearing his quad.

[Guest wwF1587]

If you meet Triple H kick him in the fucking balls. You know we'll all pay your legal fees and worship you like Benoit.

::takes out his checkbook::

 

 

ive got it covered boys... all you gotta do is kick him in the nuts, or run in on the ref when hes about to win a match... or if he get close enough, bitch slap him one...

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

Actually that WOULD be hilarious.

 

Have you jump the rail wearing a referee shirt, climb in the ring and do a fast count and run. You'd be a Smark God.

 

Jim Ross: what the HELL is going on my GAWD! A Referee just fast counted the champ!

 

Garcia: The NEW Heavyweight Champion...LANCE STORM!!

 

(HHH argues the match never happend, ebats up Hebner, gets title back)

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Actually that WOULD be hilarious.

 

Have you jump the rail wearing a referee shirt, climb in the ring and do a fast count and run. You'd be a Smark God.

 

Jim Ross: what the HELL is going on my GAWD! A Referee just fast counted the champ!

 

Garcia: The NEW Heavyweight Champion...LANCE STORM!!

 

(HHH argues the match never happend, ebats up Hebner, gets title back)

You need a good ebatting

[The Czech Republic 0]

Back in the days of the 24/7 rule, I always thought it would be a good idea for a fan, real or fake, to jump the rail, count a pin on a guy, and say "Here is your winner, Steve!" then security beats the crap out of him.

 

Of course I also thought a television should fall off a shelf and pin Steven Richards to the ground so that the TV won the belt, so what do I know.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Of course I also thought a television should fall off a shelf and pin Steven Richards to the ground so that the TV won the belt, so what do I know.

I love you, Czech.

[Adam 0]

The fast count would be a classic. You could always badmouth Goldberg when he's on the outside, get him pissed off with you, so he goes completely out of character like at Bad Blood.

 

I dare you to provoke Steiner, I really do. We could revisit 1999.

[Guest Deviant]

I dare you to provoke Steiner, I really do. We could revisit 1999.

 

I tried that at Ruthless Aggression. I was yelling at him and had a giant Steiner Sucks sign, but alas, it was not to be.

 

I would also like to support the vast majority of ideas expressed above, from those that will get you put in jail for a mere 24 hours but will make you a smark god, to a TV pinning Steven Richards, even though I like the guy, it's just too funny to pass up.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

It would be cool if he got to meet Kane.

 

MDC: So, how are things..

Kane: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?

MDC: No...

Kane: HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME!

 

*Kane walks away and comes back with jumper cables. MDC runs away screaming like a little girl*

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I scream more like a woman than a little girl.

 

There IS a difference.

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

"Well, its time for you to meet a WWE supersstar. I bet you've been dreaming of this day your whole life! Meet...DOINK THE CLOWN!"