New Mattitude Commentary

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

THE LATEST VERSION

Sept. 10, 2003

 

And begin! Welcome to another long-awaited edition of V1’s latest version. As I sit and write this, I can’t believe it’s already September and almost birthday time for yours truly. It’s time to tack another year on my age and my career, but it also spells the end of summer and the beginning of cooler weather. As you should all know by now, Matt’s favorite season is summer and Matt hates cold weather.

 

Speaking of getting older, in the last month I’ve gotten a couple of very interesting comments about my wrestling career. The first was when I was shopping for a new laptop (more on this later) and a 19-year-old employee recognized me and asked if he could help. He then proceeded to tell me that he was a huge fan of mine and that he GREW UP watching me. Wait a minute -- I repeated his statement and said, “You mean to tell me you GREW UP watching me?” He said that the TLC and Ladder Matches inspired him to be a wrestler, but he unfortunately had serious back surgery that made wrestling physically impossible. I’m going on six years with WWE, which by sports-entertainment standards is a very good run in the biggest company ever. Now I know you change and mature a lot from age 13 to 19, but does this guy have a legit claim in saying he grew up watching me? I guess he did when, three days later, a second teenager told me I was his favorite wrestler growing up, along with my brother, Jeff. I actually found both of these comments very flattering because it reminds me that I’ve done a lot at an early age. I’m only 28 for all those wondering, well almost 29, but that’s still young, right?

 

I would like to say my public prayers for only getting a concussion when I took the “West Coast Pop” on the Aug. 21 edition of SmackDown! After slamming so violently on my head, all I could think about was having numbness and serious neck surgery like so many of my friends have had. Fortunately, nothing too serious came out of it. I also want to thank everyone who called or asked if I was OK; that always means a lot.

 

Speaking of serious neck surgeries, Amy, or Lita to the masses, looks great after a challenging 16-month recovery period. I’m sure there are countless Lita fans who are very excited to see her compete within a WWE ring again. I think that she is going to be better than ever, as she’s in awesome shape and will have a much more refined and wiser wrestling style. Don’t fear though, I’m sure she will be the “extreme” diva that she was before -- just better. Much like Matt Hardy became after he unleashed his strongest asset, Mattitude. I think you will see a more well-rounded character as far as Lita is concerned, both athletically and entertainment-wise.

 

I’m going to try to concentrate on another WWE star during each edition of The Latest Version, and this month’s is Eddie Guerrero. I love the fact that even when Eddie turned on Tajiri, and people were expected to boo him, they still chanted his name. I love the fact that people so strongly dictate who gets cheered and booed. Why do people still want to cheer for Eddie even though he’s doing deplorable things? Because he is so entertaining and charismatic. Our audience understands what our product is about, and if a Superstar is fun to watch, whether he’s doing right or wrong, he’s entertaining. Eddie is an entertaining character, a charismatic speaker and an awesome wrestler, and he is highly respected for his years of sacrifice in the business. It’s hard not to be a fan of someone with those qualities. On a personal level, I think Eddie is a super guy who has overcame a lot of tough obstacles in his life and career. Good for him.

 

My character has a lot in common with Eddie’s as far as being somewhere between good and bad.

 

Version One is someone who can be booed one night and cheered the next, much like Latino Heat. The older terminology for this type of character has been a “tweener” -- someone in between good and bad. My terminology for my character now is a “hybrid,” a mixture of a good guy and a bad guy. So when Matt Hardy, Version One, the Hybrid, enters the ring, I don’t care if you cheer or boo, as long as you react and are entertained. I think the sports-entertainment business is changing from the scenario where someone is in the right and someone is in the wrong. Myself and Eddie are examples of the latest wave of the business -- there are very few clear-cut characters that you will either always love or hate, in my opinion. Just remember you heard it from V1 first.

 

A couple of times I’ve seen signs that have said “Version One just crashed,” obviously making a software or computer reference. Well, a couple of weeks ago, Rey Mysterio at least made V1’s computer crash. We had just checked into our hotel after SmackDown! As we unloaded our luggage, my computer bag had fallen off my wrestling gear bag as I was carrying my other bag in the room. Rey moved my gear bag away from the car, but didn’t see my computer. As he pulled off to fill the car with gas, he accidentally ran over my laptop and smashed it. First Rey gives me a concussion and then crashes my computer -- he must be stopped. Too funny.

 

Time to plug stuff section --

 

Don’t forget to get the new Matt Hardy T-Shirt, “The Sensei of Mattitude,” available at WWE.com’s ShopZone. A special thanks to Tazz for establishing the title of “The Sensei of Mattitude” for me.

 

Be prepared to pick up Lita’s autobiography coming out at the end of the month -- it’s a great read and a very inspiring story. While you’re at the bookstore, pick up “Exist 2 Inspire,” the good book of Mattitude, if you haven’t got it yet.

 

Be on the lookout for a John Cena album coming out in the not-so-distant future. John and his partner, Trademarc, have recorded some unbelievably good tracks on their debut album. There is actually a track on the album where V1 is a special guest and loans some Mattitude to my Thuganomics homey. A verse in a rap song is another first for me and just one more cool thing I can say I’ve done.

 

With two years gone since 9/11, I would like to send my thoughts to all the families who lost loved ones that day. They will never be forgotten.

I’ll seeya when I seeya. Be well, and until then …

 

I’m V-Onnneeee-uuhhh

V1 and only

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I like how Matt is not-so-subtley telling the WWE to turn him face.

 

Either then that, the usual goodness. Matt rules.

[Guest Fook]

Mysterio is a menace! I love it!

[The Robfather 0]

that was a good read...

[Golgo 13 0]

I think that she is going to be better than ever, as she’s in awesome shape and will have a much more refined and wiser wrestling style. Don’t fear though, I’m sure she will be the “extreme” diva that she was before -- just better.

 

Meaning only 3 spots blown per match.

[Guest Nanks]

I’m V-Onnneeee-uuhhh

 

Is this a Triple H joke?!?!?!

[Garth 0]

Thats what i thought when i saw that as well.

 

Again as usual a good read from Matt.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

LoL....

Rey needs to break out the horns again.

[Lightning Flik 0]

I’m V-Onnneeee-uuhhh

 

Is this a Triple H joke?!?!?!

Considering I took it as such, I would say so.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Geez, when's the last time he had a commentary anyway? Matt Hardy rules, period.

[Guest JMA]

I gotta say, I agree with him about the whole heel/face thing. I also hope Amy ditches the "Lita" name, too. I never liked it.

[AndrewTS 0]

I’m going to try to concentrate on another WWE star during each edition of The Latest Version, and this month’s is Eddie Guerrero. I love the fact that even when Eddie turned on Tajiri, and people were expected to boo him, they still chanted his name. I love the fact that people so strongly dictate who gets cheered and booed. Why do people still want to cheer for Eddie even though he’s doing deplorable things? Because he is so entertaining and charismatic. Our audience understands. . .

 

. . . if a Superstar is fun to watch. . .he’s entertaining. Eddie is an entertaining character, a charismatic speaker and an awesome wrestler, and he is highly respected for his years of sacrifice in the business. It’s hard not to be a fan of someone with those qualities. . . .My character has a lot in common with Eddie’s as far as being somewhere between good and bad.

 

. . .The older terminology for this type of character has been a “tweener” -- someone in between good and bad. My terminology for my character now is a “hybrid,” a mixture of a good guy and a bad guy. So when Matt Hardy, Version One, the Hybrid, enters the ring, I don’t care if you cheer or boo, as long as you react and are entertained

 

. . .Myself and Eddie are examples of the latest wave of the business -- there are very few clear-cut characters that you will either always love or hate, in my opinion. Just remember you heard it from V1 first.

 

That doesn't really say "turning him face," it just seems to mean he's glad to be over either way. It seems to mirror Vince's "shades of grey" viewpoint. Unfortunately Vince hasn't been at all concerned about creating and pushing interesting characters, just characters *he* likes.

[CanadianChick 0]

I’m V-Onnneeee-uuhhh

 

Is this a Triple H joke?!?!?!

I don't think so. He always overpronounces 'version one' like that.

[eiker_ir 0]

First Rey gives me a concussion and then crashes my computer -- he must be stopped.

 

that was pretty funny

[A Happy Medium 0]

I’m going to try to concentrate on another WWE star during each edition of The Latest Version, and this month’s is Eddie Guerrero. I love the fact that even when Eddie turned on Tajiri, and people were expected to boo him, they still chanted his name. I love the fact that people so strongly dictate who gets cheered and booed. Why do people still want to cheer for Eddie even though he’s doing deplorable things? Because he is so entertaining and charismatic. Our audience understands what our product is about, and if a Superstar is fun to watch, whether he’s doing right or wrong, he’s entertaining. Eddie is an entertaining character, a charismatic speaker and an awesome wrestler, and he is highly respected for his years of sacrifice in the business. It’s hard not to be a fan of someone with those qualities. On a personal level, I think Eddie is a super guy who has overcame a lot of tough obstacles in his life and career. Good for him.

 

Funny thing about Eddie turning on Tajiri and then getting a lot of cheers. Remember when Tajiri turned on Rey after their Cruiser match on SD a week or two ago? The fans actually let out a good pop when Yoshi turned on him...not because they hate Rey or anything, but I think because the turn was so cool. He was like, "Good match...not! Bitch!" *mist*

 

I say Tajiri becomes an Mf'er. He can be the enforcer of the group, but also be involved in some funny skits. See the Mikey/Yosh stuff from ECW as a blueprint.

 

I'm really glad to hear that Matt is over the concussion, that finish was very nasty.

[Adam 0]

Great read, and even though I thought Matt was a cocky prick in Exist 2 Inspire, he still impresses me with these columns and his workrate.

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

To me, that Eddie Guerrero paragraph says Matt is saying that he gets a pretty good reaction (either way) when he comes out and that much like Eddie Guerrero, that should be capitalised on.

 

That means YOU Michael Hayes and Dave Laguna!

[Guest Suicide King]

::dreams of an ultra cool heel stable consisting of Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, and Matt Hardy... Version One::

[TheFranchise 0]

::dreams of an ultra cool heel stable consisting of Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, and Matt Hardy... Version One::

::Finds a cool name for the stable and puts the name in his sig::

[Guest Goodear]

I thought the UHHHHH thing was just a take off of his yodeling legdrop but what do I know?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

...it'd be funny if V1 started ACTUALLY yodeling...

 

Uh-oh...I mean...uhh...VINCE, I THINK V1 SHOULD YODEL! IT'D SELL TICKETS!

 

...there, now he won't do it...

 

Matt Hardy is just too cool, man. First he says he's boning his best friend (Lita), now he makes fun of his co-workers, and soon appears on Cena's debut album.