Guest Boo_Bradley Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 Recently World Wrestling Entertainment offices contacted a group of Hollywood Special Effects artists, and charged them with the task of creating an uncircumcised foreskin prosthetic. In addition to it looking lifelike, and being able to slide over an actual penis (much like Mark Wahlberg used in Boogie Nights) they have asked that it be durable enough to maintain it's form after being clamped in a solid steel bear trap. The reason for this request is unknown at the moment, but a source inside Titan Towers informed us that Rey Mysterio was measured up for the device this past week. Looks like The Japanese Buzzsaw is going to take Choppy Choppy Your Pee-Pee to a whole new level." www.wrestlecrap.com
MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 what the? did this REALLY need to be posted?
BoboBrazil Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 Wait, is this real? I don't see this on wrestlecrap.com
Agent_Bond34 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 Looks like The Japanese Buzzsaw is going to take Choppy Choppy Your Pee-Pee to a whole new level." I dunno if that's real or not, but that quoted line is gold.
Golgo 13 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 I just found it. It's a little past halfway down.
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 Tajiri and a bear trap.... this can mean only one thing: Barry Windham's returning
geniusMoment Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 I knew Kane wasn't done with Shanes dick.
Guest Coffey Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 If Barry Windham comes back, he better either be the "Lone Wolf" or the "Widowmaker" again. LOL
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 Now the question is, how do they set up a situation where Tajiri has Rey pants-less and a bear trap is near by I smell a LwO camping trip!
razazteca Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 Looks like Rey Mistero & Tajiri is going to join La Parka in that Viva Va Voom indy circuit in Cali.......
Guest Trivia247 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 so glad this is such a valid viable Option for the WWE to Decide to do... Jesus Christ people instead of the dick jokes how about you Fucking LET THEM WRESTLE!
Guest Razor Roman Posted September 12, 2003 Report Posted September 12, 2003 Sounds like that episode of Friends when Joey needed to play an "authentic Italian immigrant" and Monica taped a piece of bologna or something to his junk.
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