Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Recently World Wrestling Entertainment offices contacted a group of Hollywood Special Effects artists, and charged them with the task of creating an uncircumcised foreskin prosthetic. In addition to it looking lifelike, and being able to slide over an actual penis (much like Mark Wahlberg used in Boogie Nights) they have asked that it be durable enough to maintain it's form after being clamped in a solid steel bear trap. The reason for this request is unknown at the moment, but a source inside Titan Towers informed us that Rey Mysterio was measured up for the device this past week. Looks like The Japanese Buzzsaw is going to take Choppy Choppy Your Pee-Pee to a whole new level." www.wrestlecrap.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 what the? did this REALLY need to be posted? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoboBrazil 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Wait, is this real? I don't see this on wrestlecrap.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Looks like The Japanese Buzzsaw is going to take Choppy Choppy Your Pee-Pee to a whole new level." I dunno if that's real or not, but that quoted line is gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 I like this thread title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Its in the mailbag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 I just found it. It's a little past halfway down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 I seen it too. Kinda funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Tajiri and a bear trap.... this can mean only one thing: Barry Windham's returning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 I knew Kane wasn't done with Shanes dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 12, 2003 If Barry Windham comes back, he better either be the "Lone Wolf" or the "Widowmaker" again. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 This is so unfunny its funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Now the question is, how do they set up a situation where Tajiri has Rey pants-less and a bear trap is near by I smell a LwO camping trip! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 I'm speechless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Looks like Rey Mistero & Tajiri is going to join La Parka in that Viva Va Voom indy circuit in Cali....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 so glad this is such a valid viable Option for the WWE to Decide to do... Jesus Christ people instead of the dick jokes how about you Fucking LET THEM WRESTLE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eiker_ir 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2003 ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Razor Roman Report post Posted September 12, 2003 Sounds like that episode of Friends when Joey needed to play an "authentic Italian immigrant" and Monica taped a piece of bologna or something to his junk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
