Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear diary, it is Wednesday 9/17/03 at 11:49 a.m. and I'm at work, but not working...hehe! My neck hurts badly this morning. I'm too young for pain like this. I am going to the mountains with my friends this weekend. I hope the hurricane doesn't get us. It's a 4 hour drive, so I'll pack the Milton Bradley travel pack for sure. I hope to be back with more updates soon. Please get me through my day, diary!
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary: I am too much of a cheap and/or lazy ass to get webspace and do a real blog, so I will use up TSM's bandwith with mine. Signed: The New Me
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, It is 9/17/03, 12:04 p.m., and some smartass is making fun of my blog. What a terrible day. Please send me love, oh diary.
Zack Malibu Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Zack Malibu There, I was first to sign the guestbook.
razazteca Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary: Jessica Simpson looks like a genius on MTV.......Note to self bring stupid blond on mountain trip.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Zack Malibu There, I was first to sign the guestbook. Thanks Zack! *wipes tear from eye*
OldSchoolWrestling Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Please send me love, oh diary. Dear Diary, If you send me love, I'll make your pages sticky. Love Nummi
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 at 12:35 p.m., I would never stain you with my warm and gooey man juices. Hogwash. Hold me, diary.
Zack Malibu Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, At 12:46 EST I realized something about my life. Bitches be trippin'. Sincerely, Zack
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 12:47 p.m., Please teach me how to spell "website." Thanks.
Zack Malibu Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I believe it's Webbsight. The second "b" is silent.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 12:55 p.m., Everywhere I go, people want to touch me, be like me, walk like me and talk like me. I tell them it's an acquired taste, but they do not listen. Then, when a doodle punk chump points a finger like a stump, I tell him STEP OFF, I'm doin the hump. Ease my pain, diary.
Zack Malibu Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, It was all a dream. I used to read Word Up magazine. Salt & Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine. Hangin' pictures on my wall. Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl. I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped. Now I need a new copy. Dammit.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03, 1:03 p.m., Please help my friend Zack with his broken cassette. He's very upset. Please diary, make me stronger.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary It is 18:51 BST, and theres good tv on tonight. Please don't let tonights episodes of The Simpsons be crap. Or I'll kill your little paper ass.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary Thank you. The episode where Abe and Homer sell the sex tonic is good. Especially the reverse vampires. Your papery ass is safe until the 7:30 episode.
dutchse.cx Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary My anus is bleeding. This does not bode well.
Zack Malibu Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Deary Diary, Thank you for the new cassette. I didn't want to have to download the songs, for fear that the Big Bad RIAA would force me to take out a second mortgage on my house just to listen to "Big Poppa".
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 2:15 p.m., My neck still hurts. One of my female co workers rubbed it for me. I got a boner. God was I embarassed.
Zack Malibu Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, Please tell my friend New Me that desks are easily accessible for doggystyle sex. Just make sure no one peeks into his cubicle.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 2:20 p.m., After seeing the bulge in my pants, my female co worker showed me a bulge in her pants. Oh diary, I have never been so frightened.
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary: No one ever rubs my neck at work. Whut- D - Fuck? Is it because I end every sentence with Whut - D - Fuck? Or is it because I refuse to spell "what" and "the" correctly. Whut - D - Fuck?
Zack Malibu Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, If anyone at my office rubbed my neck, I'd be quite scared. Tell my friend New Me that if his co-worker can enter a three legged race by herself, it's best to stay away.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, Please tell New Me to stop trying to get his "female" co-worker with the bulge to post in the cock thread.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 3:51 p.m., It's been a while since we spoke, diary. I have a secret. Can you keep it? I <3 Barron. He's soooo dreamy. He gives me butterflies. I'm in love, diary.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 6:23 p.m., I came to the forums tonight, and saw some Extreme loving idiot. I think Barron looked at me in the hall today. He's a stud. I wish he'd ravish my body while watching ROH and creaming his shorts about a ***** MOTYC.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 11:06 pm I thought about New Me today. It made me feel good inside. I might post again in the cock thread for him. It makes him happy.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/17/03 11:22 p.m., I am wanted by a man. Help.
MrRant Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary: The New Me said he was going to shoot himself and end the misery. I supported his decision. As well as his decision to first eat some of Games ass hair.
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary: The New Me said he was going to shoot himself and end the misery. I supported his decision. As well as his decision to first eat some of Games ass hair. Seconded!
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