Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, As far as name ripoffs go, I am a lot better than Cherone. I at least got Choken's permission before I changed my name. Until next time, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Why is it that I am the greatest man to ever walk the earth? Why I have I been blessed with such great looks? Why am I so strong and graceful? Why am I so funny? Why am I so obviously superior to everyone else? Also, Why am I so humble about my superiority? Sincerely, David Frank Akeroyd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary Why am I posting in this thread ? Stu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Otis Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Thread, You suck. Otis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Good night, lovely diary. I'll see you in the A.M., before I depart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Thread, You don't suck. Don't let Johnson hurt your feelings. He's sorta insensitive. You see he's the kind of person who lashes out at those he doesn't understand. It comes from an obviously troubled childhood. Johnson most likely witnessed his mother having sex with his older brother...of course this was normal as Johnson's brother was also his father but still it must have been hard on poor Johnson. Add in the fact he's obviously carrying some emotional scaring from his younger years. Most likely from the hundreds of times he was rejected. Of course if Johnson hadn't been asking the football team out, things probably would have worked out better for him...well maybe. Then there's Johnson's shame of his job, which he covers up by making up jobs. I don't know we he'd be ashamed to be the reallife model of the Popsmith of Homestarunner fame, but he is. Forgive him Diary. Sincerely, CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Why does Johnson act like an ass all the time? Until next time, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary Why am I even doing this a SECOND TIME ! Oh yeah. Im here to tell you that Johnson fell from the ugly tree and hit a few branches of the fucktard tree beside it on the way down. Stu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, That was interesting. Until next time, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary It's 04.45 WHY AM I EVEN ONLINE ?!?!?! Oh yeah, match ratings. How sad can one life be ? Stu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Its 2 in the afternoon. Why haven't I had lunch yet? Until next time, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear The New Me's Diary. Can you not keep your covers shut for the day? do you have to bare yourself open for all to see? You disgust me, used by every man, woman and transgendered midget on this board. Surely you have more self respect than that. Slut. Your filthy pages are marked with the presence of hundreds of posts. do you have no shame? You soiled harpe. I pitty The New Me for putting up with this adultary. How many little notebooks have been aborted from your fowl defecating womb. HOW MANY? you sicken me Croweater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Today was a good day. I got to see my new friend Nicole, and she's very dreamy. I hope that she'll let me pin her after the Fall Formal that's coming up. She's really swell. I got into a fight last night with a retard, and I felt bad about it, but what can I do? I understand that it's wrong, since he can't really fight back from his wheelchair, but it's just so easy. It's kind of like this newfangled war in Iraq thing that we're doing. Is it wrong to bomb a country repeatedly when they only seem to be armed with rocks and sharp sticks? Yes, but it sure is a lot of fun. I hope that this new fellow, Otis, turns out well. I remember a fellow named Otis that was on this television show I used to watch called "The Andy Griffith Show". The silly fool was constantly drunk! He had his own key to the cell in the police station! Rampant hilarity ensued, I assure you that! I found out today that Gary Cherone and Kurt Cobain want me to be a mod. It made me feel all warm and squishy inside. I....kind of liked it. It made me feel nice at first, but after I thought about it and reflected, I feel so...dirty. Help me become clean again, Diary. Please, help me. Love, Justsoyouknow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, I feel so alone, no one has nominated me for the poster tourny except myself. I though I was loved. Until next time, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Otis Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Thread, You don't suck. Don't let Johnson hurt your feelings. He's sorta insensitive. You see he's the kind of person who lashes out at those he doesn't understand. It comes from an obviously troubled childhood. Johnson most likely witnessed his mother having sex with his older brother...of course this was normal as Johnson's brother was also his father but still it must have been hard on poor Johnson. Add in the fact he's obviously carrying some emotional scaring from his younger years. Most likely from the hundreds of times he was rejected. Of course if Johnson hadn't been asking the football team out, things probably would have worked out better for him...well maybe. Then there's Johnson's shame of his job, which he covers up by making up jobs. I don't know we he'd be ashamed to be the reallife model of the Popsmith of Homestarunner fame, but he is. Forgive him Diary. Sincerely, CWM You shilly sit! Johnson has no brothers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, I am leaving for the mountains now. I had no power at work,and could not write to thee. I hope my friend Zack can maintain some control over you, diary, so you are not used and abused upon my return Sunday. I'll miss you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Let my friend New Me know that I will be checking in periodically, even if I don't write an entry, to make sure that you do not fall by the wayside. May he be guided to a fun journey in the mountains, and may he be sexually fulfilled by a busty, blonde nympho who lives in a tree. Kinda like Ellie May crossed with a jungle goddess. Word life, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Chave put me against Anglesault in the first round. That wasn't very nice. A few people have voted for me, including myself, and I thank them. Of the people that havent voted for me (I'm looking at you Zack), I'm not angry, just a little dissapointed. Until next time, Adam. PS: It was my birthday yesterday, so the least you could all do is get me through past Anglesault! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Tell my friend Chosun One not to worry, for the push I've given him in the OAOAST is much more meaningful than a win in this silly tournament. ::Counts own votes:: That's right diary, we'll win this one yet... Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Tell my friend Zack thank you for my push, and I am really hoping to be a champion in the next few months, and seeing as Zack is the main man on HD, he can help me out there. I still wouldn't mind chave fixing the first round so I win. Until next time, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, I want to nail Hilary Duff. I could give a shit about the term "jailbait". I just want to have hot steaming monkey sex with that girl. Hopeful, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary It's late again, and I'm going to kill some people on here tonight. I'm looking for something to laugh at, but nothing is happening so Im off to the classic threads Stu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Zack wants to nail yet another woman. I say good luck to him. Until next time, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Allow my friend Adam to know that now that he has my AIM name, he'll get constant updates on the female situations, whether he wants them or not. Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Zack is a manwhore. Don't trust him when he says that he loves you. No one loves you like I do. No one. Love, Justsoyouknow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diray, Well Zack is not on my AIM at the moment, and I would certainly benefit from a secret or two about women. Until next time, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 20, 2003 Dear Thread, You don't suck. Don't let Johnson hurt your feelings. He's sorta insensitive. You see he's the kind of person who lashes out at those he doesn't understand. It comes from an obviously troubled childhood. Johnson most likely witnessed his mother having sex with his older brother...of course this was normal as Johnson's brother was also his father but still it must have been hard on poor Johnson. Add in the fact he's obviously carrying some emotional scaring from his younger years. Most likely from the hundreds of times he was rejected. Of course if Johnson hadn't been asking the football team out, things probably would have worked out better for him...well maybe. Then there's Johnson's shame of his job, which he covers up by making up jobs. I don't know we he'd be ashamed to be the reallife model of the Popsmith of Homestarunner fame, but he is. Forgive him Diary. Sincerely, CWM You shilly sit! Johnson has no brothers. Dear Diary, I was just called a sit. I'm somewhat insulted by this as it must mean something awful since I can't figure out what it means. Sincerely, CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 Dear Thread, You don't suck. Don't let Johnson hurt your feelings. He's sorta insensitive. You see he's the kind of person who lashes out at those he doesn't understand. It comes from an obviously troubled childhood. Johnson most likely witnessed his mother having sex with his older brother...of course this was normal as Johnson's brother was also his father but still it must have been hard on poor Johnson. Add in the fact he's obviously carrying some emotional scaring from his younger years. Most likely from the hundreds of times he was rejected. Of course if Johnson hadn't been asking the football team out, things probably would have worked out better for him...well maybe. Then there's Johnson's shame of his job, which he covers up by making up jobs. I don't know we he'd be ashamed to be the reallife model of the Popsmith of Homestarunner fame, but he is. Forgive him Diary. Sincerely, CWM You shilly sit! Johnson has no brothers. Dear Diary, I was just called a sit. I'm somewhat insulted by this as it must mean something awful since I can't figure out what it means. Sincerely, CWM You were called a verb? Methinks SOMEONE needs to rethink his (lack of) verbal skills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Dear Diary, Back from the mountains today. I missed you diary. I went to this strip club. It wasn't the greatest, but my friend is getting married in a month so it was a pre bachelor party. The rest of the time was spent drinking beer and grilling. I had fun diary. Fulfill me again. ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Dear Diary, I want to nail Hilary Duff. I could give a shit about the term "jailbait". I just want to have hot steaming monkey sex with that girl. Hopeful, Zack Dear Diary, I got front row seats to the ECW Arena in December...but so does El Generico. I'm afraid that when he and the other people from the IWS want to hurt me, a pretty nine-year-old will catch Zack's attention and he'll leave me alone to die. PS. Choko's back, so now I don't have to start drinking. YAY! -Jay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
