{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2003 Dear Diary, Today I will partake in illegal substances and try to hit Fred Durst in the face with a roll of quarters. Possessing great aim, Mr. Piss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted November 17, 2003 Dear Diary, I fucked up on my job interview, but I can sleep comfortably knowing that I can spot two people much more uglier than me. Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2003 Dear Diary, My name is Craig Staunton, and my penis is 11 inches long...AROUND. Mole Dear Diary, If this were UGS, I'd wish death on the fag. Dear Diary, Fag, good one. Mole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Diary, Shit went down. I lay claim to you. Mr.Piss P.S. I hit Fred Dursts leg with roll of quarters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Piss's Diary, When the fuck was Durst in town? Was that that "mic check" that 93X was yakkin' about? Or were you OUT of town? Befuddled, Hoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Dairy, Today went from pretty cool, to shocking, to, well I don't know what it is now. New Me is gone, Sandman went off his head, and I don't know what to think anymore. Fucked up. Regards, Adam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Mods, What happens to this thread? Does it become a Classic? Does it die? Does it condemned for demolition? Does it get handed to me? What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Diary, Tell the Almighty Hoff Korn and Limp Bizkit were at Roy Wilkins for X-Box tour. It must of been Fred Durst, who else is that egomaniacal, talentless, and baldin... wait a minute, no wonder my friend Eric is pissed at me. Confused and Arroused, Mr. Piss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Diary, My name is Craig Staunton, and my penis is 11 inches long...AROUND. Mole Dear Diary, If this were UGS, I'd wish death on the fag. Dear Diary, Fag, good one. Mole Dear Diary, Ha, Old Me is banned. That's all I have to say. Mole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Diary, All this time I thought it was "Pushy Al Logan". When it was really "Plushy Al Logan" I like Pushy better. -Dids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Dids, If you continue to mispronounce my name, I will drag you into my shower and give you a serious beating. Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Dear Diary, Who is this Dids? Mole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Dear Diary, Somebody new. Dids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *scratches head and leaves* Report post Posted November 21, 2003 *scratches head and leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ABOBO Report post Posted November 21, 2003 DEAR DIARY, YESTERDAY ABOBO FIRST VACATION DAY. ABOBO NO LIKE TO FLY, SO ABOBO RAN TO FLORIDA. MAYBE ABOBO GET MONEY TO BUY SHOES SOMEDAY. ABOBO LIKE SURFING, BUT NO LIKE SAND IN HIS PANTS. ABOBO MADE SANDCASTLE ONCE OUT OF BUTT SAND. ABOBO NO LIKE SMALL FISH SO ABOBO TOOK BIG FISH OUT OF GARBAGE . SEE! ABOBO GOT BORED OF BEACH, SO ABOBO GOT TO PARTY. ABOBO BURNS NOW WHEN ABOBO PEES. ABOBO GO TO NEXT PLACE NOW. BUT FIRST ABOBO GO TO DOCTOR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Eh...surfing picture was hilarious...a bit worse after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Abobo is the best gimmick poster to come around in awhile. And why did The True Fonzie get banned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gathering Moss Report post Posted November 21, 2003 And why did The True Fonzie get banned? DrTom said it was stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 ........that's not a very good reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 Abobo is the best gimmick poster to come around in awhile. And why did The True Fonzie get banned? This Thread is Ghey is the best gimmick poster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 Abobo is the best gimmick poster to come around in awhile. And why did The True Fonzie get banned? This Thread is Ghey is the best gimmick poster. Incorrect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 22, 2003 Dr. Tom is a fucking square. You lose touch with society when you turn 40. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2003 I thought Fonzie was underrated. The way he'd ramble on for what seemed like forever...good times. He'll be missed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Abobo is the best gimmick poster to come around in awhile. And why did The True Fonzie get banned? This Thread is Ghey is the best gimmick poster. Incorrect. No Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid you're mistaken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Dear Diary, It snowed today. Tell these meatpackers to shut their fucking mouths and respect the awesomeness of the snow. Also, APC rules. Weak and Powerless, Hoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 I thought Fonzie was underrated. The way he'd ramble on for what seemed like forever...good times. He'll be missed. He tried too hard, I thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Dear Diary, Tell the Almighty Hoff Korn and Limp Bizkit were at Roy Wilkins for X-Box tour. It must of been Fred Durst, who else is that egomaniacal, talentless, and baldin... wait a minute, no wonder my friend Eric is pissed at me. Confused and Arroused, Mr. Piss I just noticed this. Hoff the almighty...I like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2003 Dear Diary, Today I bumped this thread because it rocks, and I have nothing else to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beeferton Report post Posted December 18, 2003 Dear People Reading, I congratulate RB for bumping this, but I was under the assumption that I would dig for the gold of TSM Forums, and resurrect such things. Blah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
