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When you decide to masturbate, the sticky white stuff that comes out your pee pee hole are the tears of God because he doesn’t want you to have no fun cause fun makes him cry and he cries out your pee pee hole.

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Guest The Upright Man
When you decide to masturbate, the sticky white stuff that comes out your pee pee hole are the tears of God because he doesn’t want you to have no fun cause fun makes him cry and he cries out your pee pee hole.

I did not even come up with that one.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

When you decide to masturbate, the sticky white stuff that comes out your pee pee hole are the tears of God because he doesn’t want you to have no fun cause fun makes him cry and he cries out your pee pee hole

 

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When am I going to get banned?

You're not, but the posting privileges on your account have been turned off for now. If this really is a situation where someone else is posting on your account, then you need to be a little more fucking responsible. If it's not, then I'm sure we'll find out soon enough. I could just whack this account outright for spamming people in PMs, but I slept late today, so I'm in an unusually nice mood.

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Guest The Old Me
Well, it wasn't as great as your webiste, but it was still pretty good.

Well, I knew that.

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Guest The Upright Man

Time to clear some shit up. First off, my roommate doesn’t even watch Romeo. He said it was, and I quote, “for giant pussies.” Secondly, he stole that masturbation joke from me. Thirdly, he originally compared my mustache to “Dirk Dastardly.” I explained to him that it was Dick Dastardly and he became irate, yelling about how I always thought I was right and how I made him look stupid “in front of his peeps.” When I told him that Dick Dastardly was nothing but a second rate Snidely Whiplash that couldn’t even win a race against Blubber Bear and the Arkansas Chug-a-bug, he screamed, “I’M GONNA KILL YOU!” and left the apartment. He’s nuts.

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