The One and Only Raw Thread (9.22.03)

[AndrewTS 0]

If Maven turns, they gotta change that catchphrase...

 

"When you're lying in your hospital bed, you'll realize Evolution is across the hall...getting blown by Torrie."

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[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Would they do a turn and beatdown when it wouldn't be the main event? I would think that should be sufficiently momentous to get the main.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

does a dropkick count as a move? cause then we'd have 4 moves in this match so far.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

When did Raw get tag ropes???

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SLEEPER!

[CanadianChris 0]

MAIN EVENT SLEEPER~!

[Anakin Flair 0]

Oh no, not the SLEEPER OF DOOM!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Heh - Orton comes in, realizes he's too early, then collapses on the ropes to buy time

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LOL @ HEBENER

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What a great finish...I've never seen that before. So original.

 

I love you WWE bookers.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

And HHH gets to play Our Lord and Savior yet again.

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[Guest Eagan469]

??????

[BorneAgain 0]

Ah, the Triple H goodbye speech.

[iliketurtles 0]

Oh my god. If this means he's going to Smackdown...

 

SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING SKULL

[CanadianChris 0]

The hell?

[Jobber of the Week 0]

EVOLUTION IS A FLOCK OF SHEEP

BUT THEY NEED A SHEPHARD TO LEAD

REAL FARMHANDS DON'T HIRE A PIG

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I just turned in again was this kinda like another Natural born thrillers rehash but real halfassed?

[Guest Dmann2000]

Aha, it's reverse psychology, if we say we don't want HHH he'll come back.

 

PLEAZ HUNTER CUM BAK U ROOL!!!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

HHH has lost his smile ladies and gentlemen! Well I imagine we've got some Marines around here and even though we're not in Syracuse I think we could work something out.

[Guest Nobody in Particular]

[Jobber of the Week 0]

You KNOW he was talkin' trash to Camera 6.

[tpww7 0]

Ugh, Raiders defense on my fantasy team = like -15 points.

[BorneAgain 0]

Oh my god. If this means he's going to Smackdown...

 

SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING SKULL

Nah, he's just taking a few months off Hartfan. After all, aren't the fans on Smackdown the same as the fans on Raw?

[Guest Eagan469]

HHH is going to jump off the top of the TitanTron?

 

Best.Raw.Ever.

[BoboBrazil 0]

HHH's ego is so fucking big he can't even put anyone over with an injury angle before he leaves to go shoot Blade Trinity. What a fucking cock.

[iliketurtles 0]

Oh my god. If this means he's going to Smackdown...

 

SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING SKULL

Nah, he's just taking a few months off Hartfan. After all, aren't the fans on Smackdown the same as the fans on Raw?

Not according to WWE. They think they are actually two different brands and that we have to be either a Raw fan or a Smackdown fa.

 

Well, at least last year they did.

[NYU 0]

Hawk suicide angle ? Sweet.

 

HHH: I'm tired of your damn politics, Camera 6 !

 

*titantron fall*

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HHH is going to jump off the top of the TitanTron?

 

Best.Raw.Ever.

If he gets up there like Hawk and Orton pushes him off like Droz, I'll fucking DIE.