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Everyone should know how this goes down, and if not, then I hate you and ask someone to explain it, for I'm far too lazy to do so. Uh, so, like go ahead and make with the asking and shit.

 

<insert something about stuff and what have you>

 

Yay for requesting!

Posted

You know what I want.

 

Copious amounts of marijauna, hash, peyote, cocaine, heroin, morphine, ketamine, lysergic acid diethylamide, magic mushrooms, every drug you can get your hands on. Oh and billions of cigarettes divided into 25 decks.

 

And...

 

Lots of underage hookers.

Guest Suicide King
Posted

Hmm... I would like cages. Cages large enough to hang my foes in, so that the people of the town can come by and poke them with sticks.

Posted

OK. I require...

 

- A mariachi band that only knows how to sing a version of "Hotel California" in Spanish

 

- A shawl off the head of an old Mexican woman from Mexico City

 

- Two more Guerreros, Rey Mysterio Sr., and 2 more Mysterios, so we can have 8-man tag fun!

 

- The Mexican equivalant of Super Mario Bros.

 

- A talking ferret

 

- And, finally, a sombrero, constructed entirely of nachos, with cheese to dip with in the brim of the hat

Posted

I ask for:

 

One Gallon of Chipotle Salsa

Three cases of the best available cervesa

Six bottles of good, gold tequila

Several bags of corn tortillas, deep fried and lightly salted

Two decks of "Visit Mexico City" playing cards

Posted
- A talking ferret

Strangler, Janus is right there.

 

I was really only posting this for a burn, but I guess I should request something...

 

Well, how about all the gold hidden away in the Miyan/Aztec temples? That'll do nicely. I'm aware that this is a very dangerous quest, so I suggest you bring along Frost (as the gruff, wise-cracking love interest), Tom (as the intelligent yet greedy scholar who secretly desires all the gold for himself and doesn't like Frost), Dace (as the token foreign guy who says clever things before he gets killed) and Janus (for comic relief through always-amusing midget jokes). James Cameron and a well funded film crew would probably be useful, too.

 

-Z

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