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ProWrestling is #2

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"Those surveyed disliked violence, fake violence and gentility"

 

Oh, that explains it. They surveyed pussies.

 

No. 2 is pro wrestling, legal but farcical and more than a little trashy. That's also its appeal to those who love it, though more than half the nation can't stand the sight of over-muscled showmen slamming each other around the ring -- fake or not.

 

Yup, I watch it because of the trash and over-muscled showmen.

 

Fuck CNN.

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"Those surveyed disliked violence, fake violence and gentility"

 

Oh, that explains it. They surveyed pussies.

 

No. 2 is pro wrestling, legal but farcical and more than a little trashy. That's also its appeal to those who love it, though more than half the nation can't stand the sight of over-muscled showmen slamming each other around the ring -- fake or not.

 

Yup, I watch it because of the trash and over-muscled showmen.

 

Fuck CNN.

G. Gordon Liddy has said it many times, but I agree with him now.

 

CNN=Commie News Network

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Guest Super Pissed Smark
(razazteca @ Sep 23 2003, 09:22 PM)

What was it that Bill Parcells said at a press conference a few weeks ago "Potential means nothing, I want to see results"

 

I like his "Don't tell me about the pain, just show me the baby." quote better.

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I am so fucking sick of these ignorant assholes who have never even watched five minutes of any wrestling show who say stupid bullshit like "wrestling is stupid, cuz it's fake and barbaric" or "it's just big, fat men in tights body slamming eachover." I can't go to any fucking family gathering without my wrestling interest coming up and all of these "holier than thou" Christians are like "Eww, wrestling is horrible!" I then ask when they've ever watched it and the response usually is something like "I dont' need to subject myself to that, I know what it's all about."

 

People need to understand wrestling before they criticize it, but none of these assholes do so I want them to go away.

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You realize the reason there's this perception about wrestling is because of Vince, right? It's his fault.

 

Vince: NUMBER 2??! That's it, next Raw we'll have cock-fighting, corpse-screwing, and I'll have anal with Steph! THEN let's see who is number two....wait, number 2? Yeah, I know just what kind of winning gimmick to give Mark Henry. I'M A GENIUS!!

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You realize the reason there's this perception about wrestling is because of Vince, right? It's his fault.

I don't really care who's fault it is. All I know is that it pisses me off. I suppose both Vinces (McMahon and Russo) can be held accountable for this, but a lot of people I know who I described above seem to still live in this little world where wrestling is like it was in the 80's where most of the stars were big, sweaty guys.

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Yeah, you'd be much better off if they actually sat through the necrophilia and gay weddings and hot lesbian action and eighty year-old women giving birth to plastic hands and choppy choppy your pee-pee and electric shocks to the testicles and scarred burnt freaks not having a scratch on them no matter how many times they fall into raging fires. Sure, they'd come around if they just watched some.

 

Can't believe people hate dogfighting more.

 

That's probably just on principle. They've never actually seen it either. I proposing dogfighting be disqualified. We're number one!

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Yeah, you'd be much better off if they actually sat through the necrophilia and gay weddings and hot lesbian action and eighty year-old women giving birth to plastic hands and choppy choppy your pee-pee and electric shocks to the testicles and scarred burnt freaks not having a scratch on them no matter how many times they fall into raging fires. Sure, they'd come around if they just watched some.

;) Yeah, it's a shame that wrestling doesn't exist in any other form than WWF/E.

 

CNN would have loved the gay wedding if they actually went through with it and treated it in an intelligent manner, though.

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Guest The Real Nosferatu

CNN is jealous because WWE's ratings are 30x thier own.

 

Of course I'm not being serious, but I never watch CNN and don't know anyone who does.

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Guest JMA
G. Gordon Liddy has said it many times, but I agree with him now.

 

CNN=Commie News Network

G. Gordon Liddy is also friends with the Ultimate Whore (Warrior). Besides, what about all the Evil Communists from the eighties? They seemed to like wrestling...

 

(sings Russian national anthem)

 

And FYI, Communist News Network is about as annoying as FAUX NEWS LOL!!111 2003 (it was funny at first, but not now).

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Oh please, it's CNN

 

They are right up there with FOX NEWS as groups of people I wouldn't trust to tell me if it was raining outside with a hurricane coming through.

 

CNN is just pissed they had to watch debates over a John Cena rap

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Has dog fighting ever been on tv? All the other sports are televised in some form somewhere but I don't think I've ever seen dogfighting on tv. So the people they surveyed must all belong to PETA.

And theres no way NASCAR is #8 if its more popular than Baseball, Basketball and Hockey right now. I think Football is the only other American sport thats more popular than NASCAR.

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Considering Turner lost NASCAR, I'm not shocked they are on the attack of it.

 

Same goes for wrestling. Anyone aware if Pro wrestling was on the list when Turner still HAD wrestling?

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Considering Turner lost NASCAR, I'm not shocked they are on the attack of it.

 

Same goes for wrestling. Anyone aware if Pro wrestling was on the list when Turner still HAD wrestling?

How did Turner lose NASCAR?

 

NASCAR is still on TNT, and the NASCAR.com is heavily done by AOL.

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Well, let's say that there are 15 million wrestling fans out there...

 

There are est. 300mil Americans.

 

That's what 5%?

 

1000 were polled...

 

That's 50 people for, 950 against.

 

To extend that, Friends is considered Americas most popular show with about 20-25 mil people watching each week... that's only 10%... So lets say that NASCAR has the same amount of fans (though MNF does 13 mil a week) - that still means there could be 900 people against it.

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Knew I forgot one of those damn Turner owned companies.

 

Either way, I'm not shocked by this list really....well, the fact wrestling beat out bullfighting is kind of strange.

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Really doesn't surprise me. When has pro wrestling ever been accepted by the general public?. Even at the heights of its mainstream popularity, the general public still shit all over it.

 

I really want to know how the question was posed. Surveys and their results can be skewed and twisted so much it's not even funny. I'm also wondering how dogfighting makes the list of hated spectator sports but cockfighting doesn't. Is dogfighting legal and I just don't know it?

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Guest JacK

Well, at least on their little net poll, NASCAR is hated worse as well, which is stupid, because ANY form of motorsport RULES. Though, I have to admit, I find circuit racing both more enjoyable and it looks a lot safer.

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Guest Choken One

Nascar is certaintly popular and Has taken over Baseball and Basketball and is the #2 sport in America but there's a large chunk o people who don't watch and think it's still the same Hicks driving in circles that it was 50 years ago and not the corporate Ratings Monster that it is today...

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Guest OnlyMe

Wrestling isn't a sport in the traditional way; by that I mean that two people aren't genuinely competing to be the best and to genuinely beat the other.

 

Wrestling is worked, and while everyone knows that, they don't know the cleverness that goes behind it. A lot of people still see it as steroid using freaks pretending to punch each other.

 

Pro-wrestling isn't a traditional sport, and shouldn't be treated as one.

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Guest Coffey
Wrestling is worked, and while everyone knows that, they don't know the cleverness that goes behind it.

 

Cleverness like "Camera 6" & "One more time?"

 

A lot of people still see it as steroid using freaks pretending to punch each other.

 

The people who think this would be right. At least that is how the WWE is perceived.

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Nascar is certaintly popular and Has taken over Baseball and Basketball and is the #2 sport in America but there's a large chunk o people who don't watch and think it's still the same Hicks driving in circles that it was 50 years ago and not the corporate Ratings Monster that it is today...

It is hicks driving around in circles. It just has alot more people watching that crap than before.

 

And as cute as those little "Number 2 sport in america" the combined viewership for basketball and baseball are still higher than it. They do like this. 2 basketball games are on. 20 million watch the Lakers/Sacramento. 15 Million watch The Spurs TImeberwolves. 25 million people watch the Daytona 500 and they say "WHOOO WE BEAT EVERYONE"

 

No...you didn't.

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Can't believe people hate dogfighting more.

 

That's probably just on principle. They've never actually seen it either. I proposing dogfighting be disqualified. We're number one!

 

 

*Starts "We're number one!" chant*

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