Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ...while we get sloshed and bastardize classic songs in off key fashion! Since I'm shameless, I'll go up and sing first. Twisted Sister --- I Wanna Rock I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) Turn it down you say, Well all I got to say to you is time again I say, "No!" No! No, No, No, No, No! Tell me not to play Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play, I say, "No!" No! No, No, No, No, No! So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it There's only one thing I can say to you I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) There's a feelin' that I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothin' in the world That makes me go! Go! Go, go, go, go, go! Turn the power up I've waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so, Let's go! Go! Go, go, go, go, go! When it's like this I feel the music shootin' through me There's nothin' else that I would rather do I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) C'mon people, join in, and don't forget to tip the bartender. And CWM...stop trying to spike Johnson's drink. I don't need the cops on my case already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there She would Merengue and do the Cha-Cha And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 'til 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more Chorus: At the Copa, Copa Cabana The hottest spot North of Havana Here at the Copa, Copa Cabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa They fell in love Copa, Copa Cabana His name was Rico, he wore a diamond He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there And when she finished, he called her over But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar And then the punches flew, and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gun shot But just who shot who {Chorus} She lost her love Copa, Copa Cabana Copa, Copa Cabana Copa Cabana Copa, Copa Cabana Life in Havana Have a banana Music and passion, always in fashion Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl And that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show Now it's a disco, but not for Lola Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half blind She lost her youth and she lost her Tony Now she lost her mind {Chorus} Don't fall in love Don't fall in love Copa Cabana Copa Cabana Copa, Copa Cabana Copa Cabana (repeat 'til end) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::does tango with CanadianChick during Sandman's rendition.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 I remember all my life raining down as cold as ice. Shadows of a man, a face through a window cryin' in the night, the night goes into Morning just another day; happy people pass my way. Looking in their eyes, I see a memory I never realized how happy you made me. Oh Mandy well, you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Oh, Mandy well, kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today. Oh, Mandy! I'm standing on the edge of time; I've walked away when love was mine. Caught up in a world of uphill climbing, the tears are in my mind and nothin' in rhyming. Oh Mandy well, you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Oh, Mandy well, kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today. Oh, Mandy! Yesterday's a dream I face the morning Crying on a breeze The pain is calling Oh Mandy Well, you came and you gave without taking But I sent you away oh, Mandy Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today Oh, Mandy you came and you gave without taking But I sent you away oh, Mandy Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 It's a Manilow Marathon~! ::Downs screwdriver, and gets up on stage.:: "This one goes out to the ladies..." Take a good look at me Tell me do you like what you see Do you think you can Do you think you can do me Kiss me pretty baby And touch me all over Girl what makes you think you can do me Do you think you can do me girl? Do me baby Do me baby Do me baby do me Do me baby Girl let your hair down Take off your clothes and leave on your shoes Would you mind if i look at you for a moment Before I make sweet love Backstage, under age, adolescent How ya doin? Fine, she replied I sighed... I like to do the wild thing Action took place (hey) Kinda wet (c'mon) Dont forget The J-I the M the M the Y yall I need a body bag Do me baby Do me baby Do me baby yeah girl Do me baby Do me baby Do me baby sometimes i love it in the evening baby Do me baby all over girl Do me baby The time was 6 oclock on the swatch watch No time to chill, got a date Cant be late Hey, the girl is gonna do me Move to the jacusi Ooh that booty Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no... Do me baby Do me baby Do me baby oh yeah Do me baby You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::stands up on table top shaking his money maker::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Pathetically trying to impress CanadianChick -Give It Up For A Dave O'Neill Double Shot Crazy In Love ------Beyonce Knowles [intro - Jay Z] Yes! It's so crazy right now! Most incredibly, it's ya girl, Bee, It's ya boy, young. [intro - Beyonce:] You ready? Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no [intro - Jay Z] Yea, history in the making, Part 2, it's so crazy right now [Verse 1 - Beyonce] I look and stare so deep in your eyes, I touch on you more and more every time, When you leave I'm begging you not to go, Call your name two or three times in a row, Such a funny thing for me to try to explain, How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame. 'Cuz I know I don't understand, Just how your love your doing no one else can. [Chorus - Beyonce] Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's Got me looking so crazy right now (in love) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss Got me hoping you'll save me right now Looking so crazy in love's, Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no [Verse 2 - Beyonce] When I talk to my friends so quietly, "Who he think he is?" Look at what you did to me, Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress, If you ain't there ain't nobody else to impress, The way that you know what I thought I knew, It's the beat my heart skips when I'm with you, But I still don't understand, Just how your love can do what no one else can. [Chorus - Beyonce] Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's Got me looking so crazy right now (oh crazy) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch (you're in love) Got me looking so crazy right now (love!) Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (hey!) Got me hoping you'll save me right now Looking so crazy in love's, (hey) Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. I'm Looking so crazy in love's, Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. [Verse 3 - Jay Z (Beyonce)] Check it, let's go Young Hov y'all know when the flow is loco, Young B and the R-O-C, uh oh, (oh) Ol' G, big homie, the one and only, Stick bony, but the pocket is fat like Tony, Soprano, (oh no) The ROC handle like Van Axel, I shake phoneys man, You can't get next to, The genuine article I go I do not sing though, I sling though, If anything I bling yo, a star like Ringo, roll like the Green Berets Crazy?... bring ya whole set, Jay Z in the range, crazy and deranged, They can't figure them out they like "hey is he insane", (oh no) Yes sir I'm cut from a different cloth, My texture is the best fur, of chinchilla. (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) Been dealing with chain smokers, How you think I got the name Hova? (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) I been realer the game's over, (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) Fall back young, ever since I made the change over (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) to platinum the game's been a wrap, One! [bridge - Beyonce] Got me looking, so crazy, my baby I'm not myself, lately I'm foolish, I don't do this, I've been playing myself, baby I don't care 'Cuz your love's got the best of me, And baby you're making a fool of me, You got me sprung and I don't care who sees, 'Cuz baby you got me, you got me, so crazy baby HEY! [Chorus - Beyonce] Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (oh love) Got me looking so crazy right now (lookin' crazy) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (baby) Got me hoping you'll save me right now (baby) Looking so crazy in love's, (whoa!) Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. (whoa!) Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's Got me looking so crazy right now (your love) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss Got me hoping you'll save me right now Looking so crazy in love's, Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. Dirrty -(featuring Redman) ------Christina Aguilera Intro:Redman & Christina Aguilera Dirrty (dirrty) Filthy (filthy,filthy) Nasty (Oh Christina you nasty) (yeah) Too dirrty to clean my act up (ha ha) If you ain't dirrty, you ain't here to party! Woo! Ladies (Move) Gentlemen (Move) Somebody ring the alarm, there's a fire in the room! Ring the alarm, and I'm throwin' elbows(Ring It) Ring the alarm, and I'm throwin' elbows Ring the alarm, and I'm throwin' elbows(Ring It) Ring the alarm, and I'm throwin' elbows Ring the alarm, and I'm throwin' elbows Ring the alarm, and I'm throwin' elbows Ring the alarm, and I'm throwin' elbows (Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah) Verse1: Christina Aguilera Uh, Let me loose! Oh, I'm over due Gimme some room Comin' through Paid my dues In the mood Me and the girls gonna shake the room DJ's spinnin' (show ya hands) Let's get dirrty (that's my jam) I need that, uh, to get me off Sweatin' til my clothes come off B-Section of Verse1: Christina Aguilera It's explosive, speakers are thumpin' (uh, oh) Still jumpin', 6 in the mornin' Table dancin', glasses a crashin' (uh, oh) No question, time for some action Temperatures up (can you feel it) 'bout to erupt Gonna get my girls Get your boys Gonna make some noise Chorus: Christina Aguilera & Redman (background) Gonna get, ROWDY! Gonna get a lil unRULY! Get it fired up in a, HURRY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time that I came to start the, PARTY! Sweat drippin' over my, BODY! Dancin', gettin' just a lil, NAUGHTY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time for my arrival! Verse2: Christina Aguilera Ah (ah) heat is up So ladies, fellas Drop ya cups Bodies pack Front to back Now move your ass (ah) I like that Tight hip huggers (lo for show) Shake a little somthin' (on the floor) I need that, uh, to get me off Sweatin' til my clothes come off B-Section of Verse2: Christina Aguilera Let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh) Still goin', 8 in the mornin' There's no stoppin',(and we) we keep it poppin' now Hard rockin', everyone's talkin' Give all you got (give it to me) Just hit the spot Gonna get my girls Get your boys Gonna make some noise Chorus: Christina Aguilera & Redman (background) ROWDY! Gonna get a lil unRULY! Get it fired up in a, HURRY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time that I came to start the, PARTY! Sweat drippin' over my, BODY! Dancin', gettin' just a lil, NAUGHTY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time for my arrival! Bridge: Christina Aguilera Here it comes It's the one you've been waitin' on Get up, Get it rough Yup, that's what's up Giving just what you love to the maximum Uh oh (here we go, here we go) What to do when the music starts to drop And that's when we take it to the parkin' lot And I bet cha somebody's gonna call the cops Uh oh, here we go, here we go (oh, ooh, yeah-e-yeah) Rap: Redman & Christina Aguilera Yo, hot damn Doc and Jam like a summer show I keep my car looking like a crash dummy drove My gear look like the bank got my money froze For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll Doc the one that excite ya divas (ow!) If the media shine I'm shining with both of the sleeves up Yo Christina (what), better hop in here My block live and in color, like Rodman hair(yeah) The club is packed, the bar is filled I'm waiting for sister to act, like Lauryn Hill Frankly, it's a rap, no bargain deals I drive a four wheel ride with foreign wheels Showin'up Baby it's Brick City, you heard of that We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac (Bernie Mac) Dogs, let'em out, women, let 'em in It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freaking Chorus2x: Christina Aguilera & Redman (background) ROWDY! Gonna get a lil unRULY! Get it fired up in a, HURRY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time that I came to start the, PARTY! Sweat drippin' over my, BODY! Dancin', gettin' just a lil, NAUGHTY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time for my arrival! ROWDY! Gonna get a lil unRULY! Get it fired up in a, HURRY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time that I came to start the, PARTY! Sweat drippin' over my, BODY! Dancin', gettin' just a lil, NAUGHTY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time for my arrival! Outro Chorus: Christina Aguilera ROWDY! Dancin' a lil unRULY! Get it fired up in a, HURRY! Let's get DIRRTY! It's about time that I came to start the, PARTY! Sweat drippin' over my, BODY! Dancin', gettin' just a lil, NAUGHTY! Wanna get DIRRTY! It's about time for my arrival! Uh, what? (crickets) Another Rockwilder Production Ahhh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::High fives drunken TSMers after his performance.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 I never meant to be so bad to you One thing I said that I would never do One look from you and I would fall from grace And that would wipe this smile right from my face Do you remember when we used to dance And incidence arose from circumstance One thing lead to another we were young And we would scream together songs unsung It was the heat of the moment telling me what your heart meant Heat of the moment shone in your eyes And now you find yourself in 82 The disco hotspots hold no charm for you You can't cincern yourself with bigger things You catch the pearl and ride the dragon's wings It was the heat of the moment telling me what your heart meant Heat of the moment shone in your eyes And when your looks are gone and you're alone How many night's you sit beside the phone What were the things you wanted for yourself Teenage ambition you remember well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Yeah! Give It Up for Us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Money talks But it don't sing and dance And it don't walk And long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be Forever in blue jeans Honey's sweet But it ain't nothin' next to baby's treat And if you pardon me I'd like to say We'll do okay Forever in blue jeans Maybe tonight Maybe tonight, you and I All alone by the fire Nothing around But the sound of my heart And your sighs Money talks But it don't sing and dance And it don't walk And long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be Forever in blue jeans, babe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Downs another screwdriver, and chases it with a Guiness...then staggers up to the stage.:: "Time to get some freestyle up in this MUTHA..." You say that you really love me I'm always on your mind And you say I should be your lover And we should spend some time But I'm not persuaded that quickly My heart has been broken before you see So if you want to be my lover You have to prove your love is true to me Cause it's easy to tell me you love me Easy to say your thinking of me Words are so easy to say Chorus: Show me, Show me, you really love me Actions speak louder than words Show me, Show me, you really need me Cause all those lies I've already heard Show me, Show me, you really love me Let me believe that it's true Show me, Show me, you really need me And I'll get together with you You say that there is no other I am the only one And you say that if we were lovers We would have so much fun But my mother warned me That I should beware of yound boys saying things that you say So I must be sure that if I give you my love You won't take it then run away Cause it's easy to tell me you love me Easy to say your thinking of me Words are so easy to say Show me, Show me, you really love me Actions speak louder than words Show me, Show me, you really need me Cause all those lies I've already heard Show me, Show me, you really love me Let me believe that it's true Show me, Show me, you really need me And I'll get together with you (Repeat Chorus) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 This one *hic* goes to the memory of Robert Palmer. How can it be permissible She compromised my principle, yeah yeah That kind of love is mythical She's anything but typical She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force You're obliged to conform when there's no other course She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible Simply irresistible Her loving is so powerful, huh It's simply unavoidable The trend is irreversible The woman is invincible She's a natural law, and she leaves me in awe She deserves the applause, I surrender because She used to look good to me, but now I find her *Zack, Ripper and Sandman get up on stage for backup dancing* Simply irresistible Simply irresistible (Simply irresistible) She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went (Simply irresistible) She's all mine, there's no other way to go She's unavoidable, I'm backed against the wall She gives me feelings like I never felt before I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went (Simply irresistible) She's all mine, there's no other way to go Her methods are inscrutable The proof is irrefutable, Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh She's so completely kissable, huh Our lives are indivisible She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force You're obliged to conform when there's no other course She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible Simply irresistible She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went (Simply irresistible) She's all mine, there's no other way to go She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went (Simply irresistible) She's all mine, there's no other way to go Simply irresistible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Choken One steps up the the stage::: ::Adjusts the Stand:: :Lights a Cigerette: :::Pulls up an acoustic Guitar::: Choken: Thank you Very Much Zack: PLAY FOZZY! Sandman: Play CREED! Choken: Actually, I'd like to play this song called "The Girl I love", This goes out to all the souls that rot... Sister-step love I torn equal Filter and refine my black holes What a day to spend the day within To all the heartjack aborted people When cunnilingius keeps your mouth full Take this b-side song and throw it out the door The girl I love don't love me anymore The girl I love don't love me anymore Take this b-side song and throw it out the door The girl I love don't love me anymore Accident inside your car crash I'm out of place today, I can't stand I'm unaware and tangled, I'm out to lunch I'm doubled, face the show pushover Hornet's nest is a fixed compulsion The girl I love don't love me anymore The girl I love don't love me anymore The girl I love don't love me anymore Take this b-side song and throw it out the door The girl I love don't love me anymore The industry has sucked my soul dry I'm crying out my eyes, I can't cry What a way to spend the day within The girl I love don't love me anymore The girl I love don't love me anymore Take this b-side song and throw it out the door Choken: Thank You... ZACK: PLAY FOZZY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dedicated to Canadian Chick, and wherever that picture of her in her school uniform has gotten to (and if anyone knows......) ---------------------------------------------- Where's all my soul sistas Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge Struttin' her stuff on the street She said, "Hello, hey Joe! You wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh [Chorus] Gichie, Gichie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey) Gichie, Gichie, ya ya here (here) Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea) Creole Lady Marmalade What What, What what Ooh oh Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Voulez vous coucher avec moi Yea yea yea yea He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up Boy drank all that Magnolia wine All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens Yeah [Chorus] Gichie, Gichie, ya ya dada (da-da-da) Gichie, Gichie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah) Mocha Chocalata ya ya (yea yea) Creole Lady Marmalade Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what) Voulez vous coucher avec moi Yea yea uh We come through with the money and the garter belts I let him know we bout that cake straight out the gate (uh) We independent women, some mistake us for whores I'm sayin'.. "Why spend mine when I can spend yours?" Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari Wear high heel shoes get love from the dudes Four badass chicks from the Moulin Rouge Hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas We drink wine with diamonds in the glass By the case the meaning of expensive taste If you wanna Gichie, Gichie, ya ya Mocha Chocalata what? Creole Lady Marmalade One more time C'mon now Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade... Hey Hey Hey! Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth Color of cafe au lait alright Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried, More-more-more Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5 (9 to 5) Livin the grey flannel life But when he turns off to sleep memories creep, More-more-more [Chorus] Gichie, Gichie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea) Gichie, Gichie, ya ya here (ooh) Mocha Chocalata ya ya (yea) Creole lady Marmalade Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir) Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea) Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir) Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh) Christina (oh Yeaeaa Oh) Pink (Lady Marmalade) Lil' Kim (Hey Hey uh uh uh uh) Mya (Oh Oh oooo) Rockwilder baby (baby) Moulin Rouge (0h) Misdemeanor here... Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Throws tomatos at Zack::: :::Steals microphone::: An angel's smile is what you sell You promise me heaven, then put me through hell Chains of love got a hold on me When passion's a prison, you can't break free You're a loaded gun There's nowhere to run No one can save me The damage is done Shot through the heart And you're to blame You give love a bad name I play my part and you play your game You give love a bad name You give love a bad name You paint your smile on your lips Blood red nails on your fingertips A school boy's dream, you act so shy Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye You're a loaded gun There's nowhere to run No one can save me The damage is done Shot through the heart and you're to blame You give love a bad name I play my part and you play your game You give love a bad name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Why *hic* did I get hit with a tomato? Choken was on stage! At any rate, this *hic* is a personal favorite of mine, and I need space, as I'm going to bust out the moves for it, since I know 'em well (thank you Darrin's Dance Grooves!) (Hey, Hey) Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye... Bye, Bye... Oh, Oh.. I'm doin' this tonight , You're probably gonna start a fight . I know this can't be right . Hey baby come on, I loved you endlessly , When you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone . I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Baby , bye, bye, bye... Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby , bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough , I just wanna tell you that I had enough . It might sound crazy , But it ain't no lie, Baby , bye, bye, bye (Oh, Oh) Just hit me with the truth , Now, girl you're more than welcome to. So give me one good reason , Baby come on I lived for you and me, And now I've really come to see, That life would be much better , Once you're gone . I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie, I wanna see you out that door Baby , bye, bye, bye... Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby Bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough , I just wanna tell you that I had enough . It might sound crazy , But it ain't no lie, Baby , bye, bye, bye I'm giving up I know for sure I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more Bye Bye I'm checkin' out I'm signin' off I don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough I don't wanna be a fool for you In this game for two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye, bye, bye I don't wanna make it tough But I had enough And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby ) Bye, Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be a fool ) But it ain't no lie Baby bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough , I just wanna tell you that I had enough . Might sound crazy , But it ain't no lie, Bye, bye, bye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Throws another tomato at Zack::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 No appreciation for good pop music. ::Double fists beers while teaching New Me the Bye Bye Bye dance steps.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Hit it Maestro! Say your prayers little one don't forget , my son to include everyone tuck you in, warm within keep you free from sin till the sandman he comes sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight exit light enter night take my hand off to never never land something's wrong , shut the light heavy thoughts tonight and they aren't of snow white dreams of war, dreams of liars dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight exit light enter night take my hand off to never never land now I lay me down to sleep pray the lord my soul to keep if I die before I wake pray the lord my soul to take hush little baby , don't say a word and never mind that noise you heard it's just the beast under your bed, in your closet , in your head exit light enter night grain of sand exit light enter night take my hand we're off to never never land Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Chugs beer and smashes can on forehead, a la Sandman. Then realizes it was a bottle.:: "Fuck...Dames, grab me a Band Aid, will ya?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Chugs beer and smashes can on forehead, a la Sandman. Then realizes it was a bottle.:: "Fuck...Dames, grab me a Band Aid, will ya?" Did someone say Band Aid? DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME It's Christmastime; there's no need to be afraid At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime But say a prayer to pray for the other ones At Christmastime It's hard, but when you're having fun There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears And the Christmas bells that ring there Are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime The greatest gift they'll get this year is life Oh, where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow Do they know it's Christmastime at all? Here's to you, raise a glass for ev'ryone Here's to them, underneath that burning sun Do they know it's Christmastime at all? Feed the world Feed the world Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Chugs beer and smashes can on forehead, a la Sandman. Then realizes it was a bottle.:: "Fuck...Dames, grab me a Band Aid, will ya?" Did someone say Band Aid? DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME It's Christmastime; there's no need to be afraid At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime But say a prayer to pray for the other ones At Christmastime It's hard, but when you're having fun There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears And the Christmas bells that ring there Are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime The greatest gift they'll get this year is life Oh, where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow Do they know it's Christmastime at all? Here's to you, raise a glass for ev'ryone Here's to them, underneath that burning sun Do they know it's Christmastime at all? Feed the world Feed the world Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again ::Does a spit-take, but mistakenly sprays Sandman9000. Runs like hell.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Choken One Sits at the Bar In his Black Suit, Softly sipping on a Cocktail:: ::Jhawk screams uninitelligble things on stage: C.C: Hey, Choke, I heard you eariler...You were you great, I really Liked it... :::Choken starts blushing::: Choken: Well, Um Yeah uh ::Zack walks up: Zack: Hey baby! What's happening?!? Let's do a song! C.C: Ok... Choken: Bye... :C.C ignores him: Choken: Pour me another one Dames... Dames: It's my damn board, why I have to be bartender? Choken: I dunno, just give me the hard stuff :Pours Shot of Whisky: Choken: This is a toast to the souls that rest and rot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Jumps up, and begins a Sammy Hagar marathon:: One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey! Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no! So I tried my best illegal move Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again! Gonna write me up a 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! Oh No! Uh! So I signed my name on number 24, hey! Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more... We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint" Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?" I said Yea!, Oh yea! Write me up a 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! Oh, yea! I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55! Uh! -solo- When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer. And I can't get get my care out of second gear. What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh! It took me 16 hours to get to the TSM forums today! Gonna write me up a 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! No, no no, I can't drive... (I can't drive 55!) I can't drive... (I can't drive 55!) I can't drive 55! ::Brings out Mike Anthony:: I've heard it called by different names All over the world, but it's all the same There's so many ways to make love A million ways to make love A million ways, I've been thinking of Oh yea Chorus: But there's only one way There's only one way to rock So many things can get you high I'm gonna try em all just once before I die And you can analyze this situation To me it's all just mental masturbation [Chorus] Now quickly, check the hands on the clock It's 8:05, it's time to rock And this world can disagree They don't understand how it can be And it's not my point of view It's a fact, and you know that it's true [Chorus] Crank up the drums, crank out Mikey's bass Crank up my Les Paul in your face Come on, baby Ow.. Wha-oh-a-wha-oh-wha-oh Uh! Oh, if you wanna see other guys Baby, I could let it slide You wanna lover, you want a friend Mama I can be both of them I got the tools, to satisfy-uh Just walk away If I fall shy at all Uh! Come on baby, finish what ya started I'm incomplete, huh! That ain't no way to treat the broken-hearted I need some sympathy! I like to look at the long run I like to take each step, one by one Right on time, you will arrive By keepin' the dream alive It's alive And it's kickin' Inside of me So come on baby, please Come on baby finish what ya started Oh! I'm incomplete uh! That ain't no way to treat the broken-hearted Ow! Come on and finish me! (Guitar Solo) (Baby come on) (Come on baby, you say yeah) (Baby come on) (Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, bay-yeah!) Uh! Now come on baby Please Oh baby, come on (Come on baby finish what ya started) Ahh (That ain't no way to treat the broken-hearted) Oh, oo-ow-oo-ow-oo-ow! (Come on baby finish what ya started) Whoo! Gimmee. Ah! ::Invies audience help:: (Come On Baby Finish What Ya Started) I'm Incomplete (That ain't no way to treat the broken hearted!) I need some sympathy (Come On Baby Finish What Ya Started) I'm Incomplete (That ain't no way to treat the broken hearted!) I need some pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some go down on a borderline Another one die in a neighborhood Someone cheers, a mother cries Evil versus good So welcome to the world's arena Where love, power, and war Where blood, sweat, and tears Gets an encore And there's another one behind that one And behind that one lies another one And still growing up there's a youngest son And he don't mind dying And we sing . . . Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah It's a glory, hollow hallelujah Yeah, there's another one behind that one And behind that one lies another one And still growing up there's a youngest son And he don't mind dying And we sing . . . Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah It's a glory, hollow hallelujah Hollow hallelujah Glory hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah All right now, here we go ... Now we're gonna tell you a little story About the way we like to party - take ya on a trip! HIT IT! That's right I'm goin' way down south where the big blue agave grow, Takin' a weekend trip down to Baja, Mexico! Where you can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice, Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice ... I say, One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila- Two shots...Hey! que veneno- Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila! Hey! Hey! She did a mean macarena to the funky cold medina Behind a body shot and three margaritas. She'll drink it straight from the bottle, terra cotta jug, From a boda bag coppin' a major buzz. I say, One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila- Two shots...Hey! que veneno- Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila! Hey! Hey! Uno mas, bartender...one more...mas tequila! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Yo can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice; Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice! I say, One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila- Two shots...Hey! que veneno- Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila! Hey! Hey! One shot...Hey! more tequila! Two shots...Hey! que veneno! Three shots...Ay yi yi yi yi ... Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila! No mas, no mas .... World turns black an white Pictures in an empty room Your love starts fallin down Better change your tune Reach for the Golden Ring Reach for the sky Baby just spread your wings We'll Get higher and higher Straight up we'll climb We'll Get higher and higher Leave it all behind Run, run, run away Like a train runnin off the track The truth gets left behind And falls between the cracks Standing on broken dreams But never losing sight Spread your wings We'll get higher and higher Straight up we'll climb We'll get higher and higher Leave it all behind So baby dry your eyes, save all The tears you've cried Ohh that's what dreams are made of Oh baby we belong in a world that must be strong Ohh tht's what dreams are made of (Solo) We'll get higher an higher Straight up we'll climb Higher and Higher leave it all behind Higher and Higher who knows what we'll find And in the end on dreams we will depend Cause that's what Love is made of [Top] Oh, I got my dreams. I really got them. ::Passes out!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Runs out of tomatos to throw at Zack::: :::Takes drag off of cigarette, looks around bar, takes the stage::: "GOOD MORNING, PHOENIX! FUCKING GREAT TO BE HEEEE-AH!" We walk the streets at night We go where eagles dare They pick up every movement They pick up every loser With jaded eyes and features You think they really care :::Moshpit starts::: I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it baby I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it baby, babe An omelet of disease awaits your noontime meal Her mouth of germicide seducing all your glands I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it baby I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it baby, babe Let's test your threshold of pain Let's see how long you last That's happened in your rape On bosoms of your past With jaded eyes and features You think they really care Let's go where eagles dare We'll go where eagles dare I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it baby I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it baby I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it baby I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it baby, hey :::Jumps off stage into crowd::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Has bouncer extraordinaire KingPK carry Mario out and set him to rest in the alley.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Welcome to the island of Margaritaville! Please rise for the national anthem. Nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake, All of those tourists covered with oil, Strumming my six string, on my front porch swing, Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil. Wasting away again in Margaritaville, Searching for my lost shaker of salt, Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault. Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season, With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo, But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, How it got here I haven't a clue. Wasting away again in Margaritaville, Searching for my lost shaker of salt, Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But now I think "hell it could be my fault". Blew out my flipflop, stepped on a poptop Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home, But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render, That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. Wasting away again in Margaritaville, Searching for my lost shaker of salt, Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's my own damn fault. Yes, and... some people claim that there's a woman to blame, And I know it's my own damn fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 *sits at the back sniggering* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Choken Stumbles around the club:: Flyboy: You All right man? Choken: Fuck You. ::Choken Interupts Zack and C.C's Deut:: Choken: Enough, ENOUGH, enough, ENOUGH! :Pulls Plug: Choken: Enough of this shitty crap I say...Lemme School you here... Zack: PLAY FOZZY! Choken: Fuck your mother... ZACK: PLAY FOZZY! Choken: Here's a ditty called " Underground" If you don't walk with me, I will walk alone Hard enough to believe in myself When I know they don't believe in me Unwilling to change for society I'll be who I wanna be I wanna tear it up, tear it out Get my aggression out This is what we're here for, control the dance floor This is why we're here I said, this is why we're here So when will it end, when will it end When will they comprehend, comprehend That we will overcome this system I said this is why we're here They keep on kicking me down, kicking me down Tryin' to keep me underground, underground But did I mention we were paving the way For the new breed of bad seed We'll never let up until we hear every voice scream Screamin' these words, screamin' these words 'Til every voice is heard, voice is heard They keep on screamin' these words, screamin' these words 'Til every voice is heard... Calling from the underground! I can feel it in the air I breathe! I can see we all agree Unwilling tochange for society We'll be who we wanna be We are the underground We are the underground :Choken Pulls away as the chords fade and the bar is stunned at the emotion draining from Choken: Choken: Pour Me another one Dames... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
