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Guest Mindless_Aggression
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I dunno about center, he could certainly draw some of the bigger guys away from the basket because he has a nice shot, but I think he'd get murdered on defense.

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Kobe

Nash

Vlade

James

Sprewell

 

Damn! That's fucked up. But I have faith it'll work. But still, DAMN!

Guest Mindless_Aggression
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Mr. J's team is filled with rapists and stranglers and foreign people, I demand him banned from the league.

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I'm scared as shit of your team.

 

Kobe rapes me

Nash gets drunk and pukes on me

Divac gets within 20 feet of me, falls down and presses charges

Spreewell strangles me

 

The fucking high schooler is the calming influence there. And his mom would probably gut you like a fish if you got in his way.

Guest Mindless_Aggression
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Wait, you DO have James! He's a high school aged kid! I bet all he does is smoke pot and have sex! Not normal sex either! Expensive millionaire WEIRD sex.

 

God bless the thought of Vlade flopping in the aisle of a supermarket because a bag boy came within 30 feet of him. I bet he makes more money off of lawsuits than he does in the league.

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Wait, you DO have James! He's a high school aged kid! I bet all he does is smoke pot and have sex! Not normal sex either! Expensive millionaire WEIRD sex.

THAT, my friend, is signature material.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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crap I was hoping Baker would come back around to me.

 

The Alleged Rapists select PG Slick Nick The Quick Van Exel from a team that has yet to be determined.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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if Baker is drafted at all I will be very dissapointed in you guys

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