MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 (edited) Would You Rather? Here are 5 Questions to start Would you rather: fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Would you rather: watch a porno movie with your parents or watch a porno movie starring your parents? Would you rather: have the power to carbonate fluids or receive rousing standing ovations whenever you flatulate in public? Would you rather: play footsie with Osama or play footsie with the pope? Would you rather: have your eyes and nipples change places or have your nose and your perineum (located between the genitals and the anus) change places? Edited October 2, 2003 by MarvinisaLunatic
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Fight Starring Fart Osama (I'd pound his dome and collect the reward money) Nipples.
Guest Choken One Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 If you fight him, You'll talk like him anyways...at least make money and fame off of it... Already seen them in Action so I'll guess watching one wouldn't be unusual Fart.. Osama...Pope is too old for my footsie taste.. Nips and Eyes...Convo's suddenly become more interesting with the hottie at the cash register...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Would you rather: Shit your pants on a hot date, while you're dancing, and she notices, OR have a meaningless fling with a fat chick who pisses the bed that night from the booze, but no one finds out.
nl5xsk1 Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Fight Tyson Watch it with them Carbonate fluids The Pope Nipples/Eyes Fuck the fat girl - easiest choice of them all.
Nevermortal Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Would you rather be a peep show janitor, or a scientist that artificially inseminates skunks?
Nighthawk Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Fight Tyson Starring the parents Farts Osama Eyes and nipples fat chick inseminate skunks one of my own: would you rather slide down a bannister that suddenly and without warning turns into a razor blade OR cause the death of a thousand people on the other side of the world that you will never see
B. Brian Brunzell Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Would you rather be a peep show janitor, or a scientist that artificially inseminates skunks? You wonder what the average jizzmopper makes? Fight Tyson Watch it w/them Farts Osama-I'm Catholic, so you'd think the Pope would just kind of naturally happen Fuck the fat chick Skunks Gotta be causing the death of 1,000 people. I couldn't live without my junk.
Papacita Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Would you rather: fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? -Talk like him. You couldn't pay me to take a punch from that man. Would you rather: watch a porno movie with your parents or watch a porno movie starring your parents? -Watch with them. Would you rather: have the power to carbonate fluids or receive rousing standing ovations whenever you flatulate in public? -Um...carbonating fluids...that sounds cool. Would you rather: play footsie with Osama or play footsie with the pope? -Uh...coin toss says Osama. Would you rather: have your eyes and nipples change places or have your nose and your perineum (located between the genitals and the anus) change places? -Eyes and nipples. Would you rather: Shit your pants on a hot date, while you're dancing, and she notices, OR have a meaningless fling with a fat chick who pisses the bed that night from the booze, but no one finds out. -Fat chick Would you rather be a peep show janitor, or a scientist that artificially inseminates skunks? -Janitor would you rather slide down a bannister that suddenly and without warning turns into a razor blade OR cause the death of a thousand people on the other side of the world that you will never see -The other side of the world is overrated...I go with death.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 my list so far: Fight Starring Fart Osama (I'd pound his dome and collect the reward money) Nipples Fat chick Death of thousands of 3rd world people. Would you rather wrestle someone with late-term leporacy and lice, or Ken Shamrock with a fifth of Tequila in him?
nl5xsk1 Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 My update, with the new choices ... a) Peep show janitor. It's not like you've got to use a toothbrush or something, just a big ol' mop. Have you ever tried to get the stank of skunk off of yourself? Good luck. b) Kill the thousand over there ... better them than me, in my eyes. c) Shamrock. I'd rather experience the short term pain of the asskicking than the long term pain (and death) of leprosy. And my own addition: For the males, would you rather have a penis so small that it wasn't operable (other than for jerking off) or a penis so large that no woman would allow you to come near her with it?
Guest El Satanico Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 fight Mike Tyson watch a porno movie starring your parents receive rousing standing ovations whenever you flatulate in public footsie with the pope eyes and nipples change places(smelling your ass and balls forever would suck) meaningless fling with a fat chick who pisses the bed scientist that artificially inseminates skunks cause the death of a thousand people on the other side of the world that you will never see Ken Shamrock with a fifth of Tequila in him
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 A huge penis is better than a tiny penis. Would you rather do a huge line of cheap coke off a grimy biker bar urinal, or wake up one morning in a hospital dumpster, unharmed with only a couple bruises, but no memory of the previous evening?
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 That hospital dumpster sounds pretty good. I do enjoy a little mystery in my life.
Perfxion Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 Would you rather have someone piss in your mouth or get head from someone with herpes. as for the others: fight Mike Tyson watch a porno movie starring your parents receive rousing standing ovations whenever you flatulate in public footsie with the Osama eyes and nipples change places meaningless fling with a fat chick who pisses the bed scientist that artificially inseminates skunks cause the death of a thousand people on the other side of the world that you will never see Ken Shamrock with a fifth of Tequila in him
Guest Insanityman Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 Would you rather: fight Mike Tyson Would you rather: watch a porno movie with your parents Would you rather: have the power to carbonate fluids Would you rather: play footsie with Osama Would you rather: have your nose and your perineum (located between the genitals and the anus) change places?
Corey_Lazarus Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 1. Fight Tyson (the moment the bell rings, fall down for the count) 2. Watch a porn WITH them 3. Have the power to carbonate fluids. To fuck with people, I'd SO carbonate their piss when they just get to the urinals. 4. Play footsie with Osama so I can kick him in his small junk (IT'S TRUE! SOUTH PARK SAID SO!) 5. Nipples and eyes. 6. Fat chick. Remember, I LOVEZ DA CHUB! 7. Jizzmopper. 8. Corporate America 9. Shamrock with Tequila (maybe he'll blow less spots) 10. I already have a huge penis... 11. Hospital dumpster. 12. Head from someone with herpes (since you never said whether it be oral or genital, or just the chicken pox or mono). Would you rather get head from your grandmother or streak into Harlem wearing only a KKK hood?
Cuban Linx Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 (edited) Fight Mike Tyson Watch a porno movie with my parents Have the power to carbonate fluids Play footsie with Osama Eyes and nipples change places Have a meaningless fling with a fat chick Peep show janitor Cause the death of a thousands Ken Shamrock with a fifth of Tequila in him Huge penis Wake up in a hospital dumpster Edited October 3, 2003 by Cuban_Linx
treble Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 -Fight Tyson -Watch pr0n with my parents -Farting -Pope -Eyes/Nipples -Shit pants on hot date -peepshow janitor -other people die -wrestle Shamrock -huge penis -hospital dumpster -head from herpes -Harlem with KKK hood
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 head from herpes (could be just a cold sore) Harlem with da hood. Would you rather have a bubbling pizza, immediately after removal from the oven, in the same motion, flung cheese-first onto your bare ass, or let a grizzly bear lick honey off of your genitals?
Cuban Linx Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 Head with Herpes Streak in Harlem with the KKK hood I'd go with the bubbling pizza on the ass.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 If you could only have one digestive opening, which would you pick? The other is rendered completely vestigial and worthless. You remain otherwise healthy. Sure, shitting out your mouth would be gross, but would you really want to shove food up your ass?
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