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I'm going to go through the roster and make a comment about each of them. I know some people are going to probably get pissed off about it, but fuck 'em.

 

RAW

 

AL SNOW - Is improving as an announcer

BATISTA - Haven't seen him enough to judge

BOOKER T - Needs to have a final world title run, then retire

BUBBA RAY DUDLEY - The dudleys need to be heel

CHRIS JERICHO - Is due a face turn, and in my opinion should be the one who beats Kane for the world title eventually.....

CHRIS NOWINSKI - Talented, Young, Has alot of potential

CHRISTIAN - Future Top Heel

D-VON DUDLEY - See Bubba Ray

ERIC BISCHOFF - In my opinion SD should loose steph and he should be made GM, away from Austin

GAIL KIM - Needs to improve

GARRISON CADE - Young vanilla rookie, needs a gimmick

GOLDBERG - Still has to prove himself a draw

GOLDUST - Hopefully will help expose Lance Storm's strengths

IVORY - Is she still around?

JACQUELINE - see Ivory

JAZZ - Injury Prone

KANE - Next World Champion

KEVIN NASH - Would make a good colour commentator

LANCE STORM - Underused

MARK HENRY - Needs to be fired, fat, useless, stiff

MARK JINDRAK - See Cade, apart from not so young

MAVEN - Bland

MISS JACKIE - Needs to manage someone who's over

MOLLY HOLLY - Best female wrestler on the roster IMO

RANDY ORTON - The RNN gimmick had potential, but isn't over

RENE DUPREE - Tres Vert, but I prefer him with Conway to Grenier,

RIC FLAIR - Legend.... Needs to do the job to Jericho at wrestlemania

RICO - Un-over

ROB CONWAY - Should be Duprees perminant partner

ROB VAN DAM - Uber over, could be used as a top face

RODNEY MACK - On the roster because he's banging Jazz

ROSEY - S.H.I.T

SCOTT STEINER - Waste of money

SHAWN MICHAELS - Still good in the ring

SPIKE DUDLEY - Jobber

STACY KEIBLER - Needs to get out of the awful Test / Steiner angle, maybe manage Lance Storm

STEVEN RICHARDS - The GM angle should continue!

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - Needs to come back for one last big job, then turn heel

SYLVAN GRENIER - Talentless

TERRI - Old

TEST - Fire him already!

THE HURRICANE - Stuck with a bad gimmick, but still does well

THE ROCK - Dead in hollywood

THEODORE LONG - Another potentially great colour commentator

TOMMY DREAMER - Underapprechiated

TRISH STRATUS - Perminant Womans Title Fued

TRIPLE H - Die

VAL VENIS - Should go back to the Morely gimmick

VICTORIA - Reasonable in the ring, good psycology

WILLIAM REGAL - Should be RAW PBP commentator

JR / King - Jr would be ok as a backstage interviewer, loose king!

Lita - Should be in the women's picture somewhere

 

Smackdown

 

A-TRAIN - Useless Hoss

BIG SHOW - Good as a jobber, should be out the ME

BILL DeMOTT - See A-Train

BILLY GUNN - Needs to be fired

BILLY KIDMAN - Needs to be in a stable with Heyman

BRADSHAW - The APA need to retire

BROCK LESNAR - Growing Stale

CHARLIE HAAS - Improving quickly

CHAVO GUERRERO - Is about to progress to mid card

CHRIS BENOIT - Needs to be in the afformentioned Heyman stable

CHUCK PALUMBO - meh

DANNY BASHAM - Part of the main jobber tag team

DAWN MARIE - Heyman Stable

DOUG BASHAM - see danny

EDDIE GUERRERO - The next Austin

EDGE - Needs to be turned when he returns

FAAROOQ - See Bradshaw

FUNAKI - Under apprechiated

HARDCORE HOLLY - Needs to be fired, has no use

JAMIE NOBLE - Good Cruiserweight

JOHN CENA - Future ME talent

JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be fired

KURT ANGLE - Needs to be heel, Angle vs Guerrero - WMXX ME

MATT HARDY - Great Gimmick, could go to the top

NATHAN JONES - FIRE HIM

NIDIA - Noble's valet

NUNZIO - Unlucky to be sent down with the FBI (to OVW)

REY MYSTERIO - Very over, The C/W division could be built on him, if used better

RHYNO - A reasonable hoss!

RIKISHI - Useless sack of shit

SABLE - Not a milf

SEAN O'HAIRE - if used well, could be top mid-card heel

SHANNON MOORE - Good C/W

SHELTON BENJAMIN - See Hass, could be a future ME

SPANKY - C/W jobber

STEPHANIE MCMAHON - Needs to get away from TV + The creative team

TAJIRI - Best C/W heel,

TAZZ - Good colour commentator

TORRIE WILSON - Could be a big draw

ULTIMO DRAGON - Underapprechiated, smarkgod, could be in the "heyman stable"

UNDERTAKER - Needs to do the final job then retire at XX

ZACH GOWEN - Should be heel

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Dude, finish a post before you make it..

Bif, that would be far too logicial.

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AL SNOW: Washed up

BATISTA: Waste of time

BOOKER T: Washed up/Cripple

BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: Lame

CHRIS JERICHO: OK

CHRIS NOWINSKI: Waste of time/Braindead

CHRISTIAN: OK

D-VON DUDLEY: Lame

ERIC BISCHOFF: Washed Up

GAIL KIM: Waste of time

GARRISON CADE: Waste of time

GOLDBERG: GOD

GOLDUST: Cripple

IVORY: Waste of time

JACQUELINE: Washed up

JAZZ: Waste of time

KANE: Weird

KEVIN NASH: Washed Up/Waste of time

LANCE STORM

LILIAN GARCIA

MARK HENRY

MARK JINDRAK

MAVEN

MISS JACKIE

MOLLY HOLLY

RANDY ORTON

RENE DUPREE

RIC FLAIR

RICO

ROB CONWAY

ROB VAN DAM

RODNEY MACK

ROSEY

SCOTT STEINER

SHAWN MICHAELS

SPIKE DUDLEY

STACY KEIBLER

STEVEN RICHARDS

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

SYLVAN GRENIER

TERRI

TEST

THE HURRICANE

THE ROCK

THEODORE LONG

TOMMY DREAMER

TRISH STRATUS

TRIPLE H

VAL VENIS

VICTORIA

WILLIAM REGAL

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Sorry, i accidentally clicked the button, I just finished the edit :spank:

 

Dude, finish a post before you make it..

Must have been my WWE logic shining through

 

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AL SNOW - Would make an outstanding manager to a John and Matt from TE3.

BATISTA - Needs to learn more than just power moves to get my attention.

BOOKER T - Entertaining son of a gun who deserves to be World Champion over Goldberg.

BUBBA RAY DUDLEY - I was liking his singles push :(

CHRIS JERICHO - Quite frankly, I like Y2J as a face so much more than as a heel.

CHRIS NOWINSKI - Hope he's okay.

CHRISTIAN - I miss his "Greetings to all my fans" opening remark.

D-VON DUDLEY - I actually liked his team with Ron Simmons.

ERIC BISCHOFF - The best GM there is. He brings a lot of good things to Raw.

GAIL KIM - A disappointment, but not a lost cause.

GARRISON CADE - I like this kid, I think once he gets a gimmick then he'll be set.

GOLDBERG - A waste of time who somehow got over despite the WWE's worst efforts.

GOLDUST - I never stopped to think about what an awesome manager he'd make.

IVORY - I miss her :(

JACQUELINE - see Ivory, except for the part about "missing her."

JAZZ - One tough chick who I never get sick of.

KANE - A joke.

KEVIN NASH - A joke as well, but not as funny.

LANCE STORM - Needs to be on Smackdown, with Dawn Marie.

MARK HENRY - If they have to keep him around, do something with him.

MARK JINDRAK - A devolved as a worker since his WCW days.

MAVEN - Vin Diesel.

MISS JACKIE - Needs to go away and never return.

MOLLY HOLLY - The love of my life.

RANDY ORTON - Isn't ready to be where he is.

RENE DUPREE - His presence does nothing but cause me aggrivation.

RIC FLAIR - I'm still not sick of seeing him wrestle, just wish he'd put more younger guys over.

RICO - Stuck with a dead-end gimmick.

ROB CONWAY - Underrated potential.

ROB VAN DAM - There is no good excuse why he shouldn't be a world champion.

RODNEY MACK - Has shown recent improvement. Possible fear of losing spot to Mark Henry?

ROSEY - a S.H.I.T.ty wrestler who is somewhat over.

SCOTT STEINER - Okay as a midcarder, doesn't deserve the high paycheck.

SHAWN MICHAELS - A pleasure to have around.

SPIKE DUDLEY - Never given a real chance.

STACY KEIBLER - Needs better clients.

STEVEN RICHARDS - Should get Stephanie's GM spot for her painful stupidity.

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - Should really consider putting someone other than himself over.

SYLVAN GRENIER - A great referee.

TERRI - To hell with her.

TEST - Keeps getting pushed, but the push always ends right as he's getting momentum.

THE HURRICANE - Going nowhere.

THE ROCK - We'll miss you ROck.

THEODORE LONG - Funny as hell.

TOMMY DREAMER - Mis-used.

TRISH STRATUS - Should feud with Victoria or Gail while someone else feuds with Molly.

TRIPLE H - Quad tear part 2.

VAL VENIS - Shouldn't be chief, but shouldn't be porn star either.

VICTORIA - The love of my life should Molly die.

WILLIAM REGAL - A nostalgic favorite of mine.

JR / King - A once great commentating team. Where have the good times gone?

Lita - Sloppy, but still intriguing.

Smackdown

 

A-TRAIN - See Test.

BIG SHOW - Most improved worker of the year.

BILL DeMOTT - Needs to be face.

BILLY GUNN - Should try to win Chuck back.

BILLY KIDMAN - Needs to betray Rey Mysterio when we all least expect it (seeing as we all were expecting this to happen two months ago)

BRADSHAW - Great at getting cheap pops.

BROCK LESNAR - Has done it all in under two years, so nowhere to go now.

CHARLIE HAAS - Future World Champion.

CHAVO GUERRERO - Big things in store for this guy.

CHRIS BENOIT - Needs to destroy A-Train and then feud with Lesnar.

CHUCK PALUMBO - Should accept Billy's offer.

DANNY BASHAM - Underrated.

DAWN MARIE - I would love to see her with Lance Storm again.

DOUG BASHAM - The most dominant OVW champion of recent times deserves better.

EDDIE GUERRERO - The next WWE Champion.

EDGE - Get well soon!

FAAROOQ - DAMN!

FUNAKI - Could be a good Cruiserweight champ.

HARDCORE HOLLY - Worthless, unless he's facing Angle.

JAMIE NOBLE - Could be a good U.S. Champ with the right push.

JOHN CENA - The next Rock.

JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be pushed.

KURT ANGLE - If he's going to be a face, he needs to be pushed more.

MATT HARDY - Would make an awesome U.S. Champ (and maybe more someday).

NATHAN JONES - FIRE HIM! FIRE HIM! FIRE HIM!

NIDIA - Could be a good Women's champ if sent to Raw.

NUNZIO - Devolved as a worker.

REY MYSTERIO - Over enough to be a main eventer.

RHYNO - Wasted talent.

RIKISHI - His glory days are far behind him.

SABLE - Pathetic.

SEAN O'HAIRE - see Rhyno

SHANNON MOORE - The most underrated c/w on Smackdown.

SHELTON BENJAMIN - See Haas

SPANKY - Would be an awesome heel.

STEPHANIE MCMAHON - Needs to get pregant and retire.

TAJIRI - An amazing athlete who we need to see more of.

TAZZ - Best commentator in the WWE today.

TORRIE WILSON - Sucks

ULTIMO DRAGON - hasn't been the same since the injury, but still better than half the roster.

UNDERTAKER - Needs to do the final job then retire at XX

ZACH GOWEN - Should go back to TNA.

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GOLDBERG: GOD

God of What? 5 minute matches where he is too look good and everyone else is too look like shit?

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The poor guy is suffering a head injury similar to the one that retired Bret Hart.

Damn...and I like him too. He has loads of potential and I don't mean potential in a bad way. I honestly see him as an upper midcarder/lower ME someday soon. :(

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Maybe its only a Raw roster sucks and here is why, type of review.

 

Raw needs more Xtain, X Jericho, X Nowinski.......

Actually, it's Xian. X=Christ. Thus, Christian is "Xian."

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GOLDBERG: GOD

God of What? 5 minute matches where he is too look good and everyone else is too look like shit?

He's the GOD of your soul. I like him, his intensity JACKS me up, whats it to yah?

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GOLDBERG: GOD

God of What? 5 minute matches where he is too look good and everyone else is too look like shit?

He's the GOD of your soul. I like him, his intensity JACKS me up, whats it to yah?

Well My God Haku, Lord of the Samoan Afro Puff can beat your "im too important to bother to learn how to wrestle." Goldberg deity

 

Calling for a Haku Jihad!

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Maybe its only a Raw roster sucks and here is why, type of review.

 

Raw needs more Xtain, X Jericho, X Nowinski.......

Actually, it's Xian. X=Christ. Thus, Christian is "Xian."

Is it though?

 

 

I coulda swore I seen " X Tina " on one of Christina Aguilera's outfits in one of her video's before...

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GOLDBERG: GOD

God of what? Shit? Now Bret Hart, he's a God...and maybe Mick Foley....and Possibly Jerry Lynn

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GOLDBERG - Still has to prove himself a draw

Hasn’t been given an opportunity in the WWE until last Monday, anyway. Booking him against MARK HENRY won’t help things.

 

KEVIN NASH - Would make a good colour commentator

On the unemployment line. He has a hefty contract, which thankfully ends in March(?).

 

MARK HENRY - Needs to be fired, fat, useless, stiff

If only a term called “WRITTEN CONTRACT” was never invented.

 

RIC FLAIR - Legend.... Needs to do the job to Jericho at wrestlemania

Wouldn’t help Jericho at all.

 

SCOTT STEINER - Waste of money

But at least he’s getting heat. You don’t release a guy who’s getting heat. If you’re going to say HE’S a waste of money, you’d have to release 15 wrestlers before him.

 

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - Needs to come back for one last big job, then turn heel

A lot of wrestlers wouldn’t need the job from Austin, simply because their push would be squashed a few weeks later.

 

THE ROCK - Dead in Hollywood

What does that mean?

 

TOMMY DREAMER – Underapprechiated

Which really doesn’t matter, based on his condition.

 

WILLIAM REGAL - Should be RAW PBP commentator

His humor goes over the head of most casual fans.

 

 

Smackdown

 

A-TRAIN - Useless Hoss

Many more I’d throw out before Train, even if I was going to release him.

 

BIG SHOW - Good as a jobber, should be out the ME

A JOBBER? TO WHO?!?

 

BILL DeMOTT - See A-Train

Train still has years to go. DeMott has potential, but lacks the charisma to stay in the card.

 

BILLY GUNN - Needs to be fired

But sadly won’t be, due to his tenure.

 

BROCK LESNAR - Growing Stale

Yet he’s the best heel on either roster.

 

CHARLIE HAAS - Improving quickly

Which is saying anything; his natural ability put him above 85% of the roster.

 

CHAVO GUERRERO - Is about to progress to mid card

He’s past mid-card.

 

FUNAKI - Under apprechiated

Doesn’t get the fans behind him to matter much anyway.

 

HARDCORE HOLLY - Needs to be fired, has no use

“See Billy Gunn.”

 

JAMIE NOBLE - Good Cruiserweight

GREAT Cruiserweight.

 

JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be fired

When you consider who was released in order to make room for him, you’d understand why he hasn’t been released.

 

NATHAN JONES - FIRE HIM

Not possible when he’s injured.

 

REY MYSTERIO - Very over, The C/W division could be built on him, if used better

That division can’t be put on one guy’s shoulders. You simply have to put a few rivals up against him, while building the next BIG CW face/heel (Helms, Noble, Spanky, London)

 

SEAN O'HAIRE - if used well, could be top mid-card heel

If he improves with his in-ring work, he could be much more.

 

SHELTON BENJAMIN - See Hass, could be a future ME

Already capable of being such.

 

SPANKY - C/W jobber

Yet, could be SO much more.

 

TORRIE WILSON - Could be a big draw

She is what she is, nothing more.

 

ULTIMO DRAGON - Underapprechiated, smarkgod, could be in the "heyman stable"

Unable to hold a casual fan’s interest in the ring, which sadly sets him apart from a lot of underrated guys (Spanky, Helms, Noble, Hardy)

 

UNDERTAKER - Needs to do the final job then retire at XX

Is STILL putting on decent-good matches, one of the few “NAMES” on the roster, draws a huge reaction EVERYTIME. Keep him around longer.

 

ZACH GOWEN - Should be heel

Should be released, especially if you think keeping Nash around is a good idea.

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