Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 (edited) I'm going to go through the roster and make a comment about each of them. I know some people are going to probably get pissed off about it, but fuck 'em. RAW AL SNOW - Is improving as an announcer BATISTA - Haven't seen him enough to judge BOOKER T - Needs to have a final world title run, then retire BUBBA RAY DUDLEY - The dudleys need to be heel CHRIS JERICHO - Is due a face turn, and in my opinion should be the one who beats Kane for the world title eventually..... CHRIS NOWINSKI - Talented, Young, Has alot of potential CHRISTIAN - Future Top Heel D-VON DUDLEY - See Bubba Ray ERIC BISCHOFF - In my opinion SD should loose steph and he should be made GM, away from Austin GAIL KIM - Needs to improve GARRISON CADE - Young vanilla rookie, needs a gimmick GOLDBERG - Still has to prove himself a draw GOLDUST - Hopefully will help expose Lance Storm's strengths IVORY - Is she still around? JACQUELINE - see Ivory JAZZ - Injury Prone KANE - Next World Champion KEVIN NASH - Would make a good colour commentator LANCE STORM - Underused MARK HENRY - Needs to be fired, fat, useless, stiff MARK JINDRAK - See Cade, apart from not so young MAVEN - Bland MISS JACKIE - Needs to manage someone who's over MOLLY HOLLY - Best female wrestler on the roster IMO RANDY ORTON - The RNN gimmick had potential, but isn't over RENE DUPREE - Tres Vert, but I prefer him with Conway to Grenier, RIC FLAIR - Legend.... Needs to do the job to Jericho at wrestlemania RICO - Un-over ROB CONWAY - Should be Duprees perminant partner ROB VAN DAM - Uber over, could be used as a top face RODNEY MACK - On the roster because he's banging Jazz ROSEY - S.H.I.T SCOTT STEINER - Waste of money SHAWN MICHAELS - Still good in the ring SPIKE DUDLEY - Jobber STACY KEIBLER - Needs to get out of the awful Test / Steiner angle, maybe manage Lance Storm STEVEN RICHARDS - The GM angle should continue! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - Needs to come back for one last big job, then turn heel SYLVAN GRENIER - Talentless TERRI - Old TEST - Fire him already! THE HURRICANE - Stuck with a bad gimmick, but still does well THE ROCK - Dead in hollywood THEODORE LONG - Another potentially great colour commentator TOMMY DREAMER - Underapprechiated TRISH STRATUS - Perminant Womans Title Fued TRIPLE H - Die VAL VENIS - Should go back to the Morely gimmick VICTORIA - Reasonable in the ring, good psycology WILLIAM REGAL - Should be RAW PBP commentator JR / King - Jr would be ok as a backstage interviewer, loose king! Lita - Should be in the women's picture somewhere Smackdown A-TRAIN - Useless Hoss BIG SHOW - Good as a jobber, should be out the ME BILL DeMOTT - See A-Train BILLY GUNN - Needs to be fired BILLY KIDMAN - Needs to be in a stable with Heyman BRADSHAW - The APA need to retire BROCK LESNAR - Growing Stale CHARLIE HAAS - Improving quickly CHAVO GUERRERO - Is about to progress to mid card CHRIS BENOIT - Needs to be in the afformentioned Heyman stable CHUCK PALUMBO - meh DANNY BASHAM - Part of the main jobber tag team DAWN MARIE - Heyman Stable DOUG BASHAM - see danny EDDIE GUERRERO - The next Austin EDGE - Needs to be turned when he returns FAAROOQ - See Bradshaw FUNAKI - Under apprechiated HARDCORE HOLLY - Needs to be fired, has no use JAMIE NOBLE - Good Cruiserweight JOHN CENA - Future ME talent JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be fired KURT ANGLE - Needs to be heel, Angle vs Guerrero - WMXX ME MATT HARDY - Great Gimmick, could go to the top NATHAN JONES - FIRE HIM NIDIA - Noble's valet NUNZIO - Unlucky to be sent down with the FBI (to OVW) REY MYSTERIO - Very over, The C/W division could be built on him, if used better RHYNO - A reasonable hoss! RIKISHI - Useless sack of shit SABLE - Not a milf SEAN O'HAIRE - if used well, could be top mid-card heel SHANNON MOORE - Good C/W SHELTON BENJAMIN - See Hass, could be a future ME SPANKY - C/W jobber STEPHANIE MCMAHON - Needs to get away from TV + The creative team TAJIRI - Best C/W heel, TAZZ - Good colour commentator TORRIE WILSON - Could be a big draw ULTIMO DRAGON - Underapprechiated, smarkgod, could be in the "heyman stable" UNDERTAKER - Needs to do the final job then retire at XX ZACH GOWEN - Should be heel Edited October 2, 2003 by Mada Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Whatta queer post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Dude, finish a post before you make it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Announcers featured as "talents" in angles do not entertain me. Where is Chris Nowinski? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Announcers featured as "talents" in angles do not entertain me. Where is Chris Nowinski? ......and the SmackDown! roster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 well...go through em already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Dude, finish a post before you make it.. Bif, that would be far too logicial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Maybe its only a Raw roster sucks and here is why, type of review. Raw needs more Xtain, X Jericho, X Nowinski....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 2, 2003 AL SNOW: Washed up BATISTA: Waste of time BOOKER T: Washed up/Cripple BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: Lame CHRIS JERICHO: OK CHRIS NOWINSKI: Waste of time/Braindead CHRISTIAN: OK D-VON DUDLEY: Lame ERIC BISCHOFF: Washed Up GAIL KIM: Waste of time GARRISON CADE: Waste of time GOLDBERG: GOD GOLDUST: Cripple IVORY: Waste of time JACQUELINE: Washed up JAZZ: Waste of time KANE: Weird KEVIN NASH: Washed Up/Waste of time LANCE STORM LILIAN GARCIA MARK HENRY MARK JINDRAK MAVEN MISS JACKIE MOLLY HOLLY RANDY ORTON RENE DUPREE RIC FLAIR RICO ROB CONWAY ROB VAN DAM RODNEY MACK ROSEY SCOTT STEINER SHAWN MICHAELS SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SYLVAN GRENIER TERRI TEST THE HURRICANE THE ROCK THEODORE LONG TOMMY DREAMER TRISH STRATUS TRIPLE H VAL VENIS VICTORIA WILLIAM REGAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 (edited) Sorry, i accidentally clicked the button, I just finished the edit Dude, finish a post before you make it.. Must have been my WWE logic shining through OMG MADA IS VINCE!!!!!111111!!!! BAN PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!1! Edited October 2, 2003 by Mada Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 AL SNOW - Would make an outstanding manager to a John and Matt from TE3. BATISTA - Needs to learn more than just power moves to get my attention. BOOKER T - Entertaining son of a gun who deserves to be World Champion over Goldberg. BUBBA RAY DUDLEY - I was liking his singles push CHRIS JERICHO - Quite frankly, I like Y2J as a face so much more than as a heel. CHRIS NOWINSKI - Hope he's okay. CHRISTIAN - I miss his "Greetings to all my fans" opening remark. D-VON DUDLEY - I actually liked his team with Ron Simmons. ERIC BISCHOFF - The best GM there is. He brings a lot of good things to Raw. GAIL KIM - A disappointment, but not a lost cause. GARRISON CADE - I like this kid, I think once he gets a gimmick then he'll be set. GOLDBERG - A waste of time who somehow got over despite the WWE's worst efforts. GOLDUST - I never stopped to think about what an awesome manager he'd make. IVORY - I miss her JACQUELINE - see Ivory, except for the part about "missing her." JAZZ - One tough chick who I never get sick of. KANE - A joke. KEVIN NASH - A joke as well, but not as funny. LANCE STORM - Needs to be on Smackdown, with Dawn Marie. MARK HENRY - If they have to keep him around, do something with him. MARK JINDRAK - A devolved as a worker since his WCW days. MAVEN - Vin Diesel. MISS JACKIE - Needs to go away and never return. MOLLY HOLLY - The love of my life. RANDY ORTON - Isn't ready to be where he is. RENE DUPREE - His presence does nothing but cause me aggrivation. RIC FLAIR - I'm still not sick of seeing him wrestle, just wish he'd put more younger guys over. RICO - Stuck with a dead-end gimmick. ROB CONWAY - Underrated potential. ROB VAN DAM - There is no good excuse why he shouldn't be a world champion. RODNEY MACK - Has shown recent improvement. Possible fear of losing spot to Mark Henry? ROSEY - a S.H.I.T.ty wrestler who is somewhat over. SCOTT STEINER - Okay as a midcarder, doesn't deserve the high paycheck. SHAWN MICHAELS - A pleasure to have around. SPIKE DUDLEY - Never given a real chance. STACY KEIBLER - Needs better clients. STEVEN RICHARDS - Should get Stephanie's GM spot for her painful stupidity. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - Should really consider putting someone other than himself over. SYLVAN GRENIER - A great referee. TERRI - To hell with her. TEST - Keeps getting pushed, but the push always ends right as he's getting momentum. THE HURRICANE - Going nowhere. THE ROCK - We'll miss you ROck. THEODORE LONG - Funny as hell. TOMMY DREAMER - Mis-used. TRISH STRATUS - Should feud with Victoria or Gail while someone else feuds with Molly. TRIPLE H - Quad tear part 2. VAL VENIS - Shouldn't be chief, but shouldn't be porn star either. VICTORIA - The love of my life should Molly die. WILLIAM REGAL - A nostalgic favorite of mine. JR / King - A once great commentating team. Where have the good times gone? Lita - Sloppy, but still intriguing. Smackdown A-TRAIN - See Test. BIG SHOW - Most improved worker of the year. BILL DeMOTT - Needs to be face. BILLY GUNN - Should try to win Chuck back. BILLY KIDMAN - Needs to betray Rey Mysterio when we all least expect it (seeing as we all were expecting this to happen two months ago) BRADSHAW - Great at getting cheap pops. BROCK LESNAR - Has done it all in under two years, so nowhere to go now. CHARLIE HAAS - Future World Champion. CHAVO GUERRERO - Big things in store for this guy. CHRIS BENOIT - Needs to destroy A-Train and then feud with Lesnar. CHUCK PALUMBO - Should accept Billy's offer. DANNY BASHAM - Underrated. DAWN MARIE - I would love to see her with Lance Storm again. DOUG BASHAM - The most dominant OVW champion of recent times deserves better. EDDIE GUERRERO - The next WWE Champion. EDGE - Get well soon! FAAROOQ - DAMN! FUNAKI - Could be a good Cruiserweight champ. HARDCORE HOLLY - Worthless, unless he's facing Angle. JAMIE NOBLE - Could be a good U.S. Champ with the right push. JOHN CENA - The next Rock. JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be pushed. KURT ANGLE - If he's going to be a face, he needs to be pushed more. MATT HARDY - Would make an awesome U.S. Champ (and maybe more someday). NATHAN JONES - FIRE HIM! FIRE HIM! FIRE HIM! NIDIA - Could be a good Women's champ if sent to Raw. NUNZIO - Devolved as a worker. REY MYSTERIO - Over enough to be a main eventer. RHYNO - Wasted talent. RIKISHI - His glory days are far behind him. SABLE - Pathetic. SEAN O'HAIRE - see Rhyno SHANNON MOORE - The most underrated c/w on Smackdown. SHELTON BENJAMIN - See Haas SPANKY - Would be an awesome heel. STEPHANIE MCMAHON - Needs to get pregant and retire. TAJIRI - An amazing athlete who we need to see more of. TAZZ - Best commentator in the WWE today. TORRIE WILSON - Sucks ULTIMO DRAGON - hasn't been the same since the injury, but still better than half the roster. UNDERTAKER - Needs to do the final job then retire at XX ZACH GOWEN - Should go back to TNA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 What happened to Nowinski anyway? I honestly don't know and would of course like to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 The poor guy is suffering a head injury similar to the one that retired Bret Hart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 GOLDBERG: GOD God of What? 5 minute matches where he is too look good and everyone else is too look like shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 The poor guy is suffering a head injury similar to the one that retired Bret Hart. Damn...and I like him too. He has loads of potential and I don't mean potential in a bad way. I honestly see him as an upper midcarder/lower ME someday soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Maybe its only a Raw roster sucks and here is why, type of review. Raw needs more Xtain, X Jericho, X Nowinski....... Actually, it's Xian. X=Christ. Thus, Christian is "Xian." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 2, 2003 GOLDBERG: GOD God of What? 5 minute matches where he is too look good and everyone else is too look like shit? He's the GOD of your soul. I like him, his intensity JACKS me up, whats it to yah? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 GOLDBERG: GOD God of What? 5 minute matches where he is too look good and everyone else is too look like shit? He's the GOD of your soul. I like him, his intensity JACKS me up, whats it to yah? Well My God Haku, Lord of the Samoan Afro Puff can beat your "im too important to bother to learn how to wrestle." Goldberg deity Calling for a Haku Jihad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Maybe its only a Raw roster sucks and here is why, type of review. Raw needs more Xtain, X Jericho, X Nowinski....... Actually, it's Xian. X=Christ. Thus, Christian is "Xian." Is it though? I coulda swore I seen " X Tina " on one of Christina Aguilera's outfits in one of her video's before... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Yes, but Christina Aumagorilla is a stinky, retarded whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Indy Report post Posted October 3, 2003 GOLDBERG: GOD God of what? Shit? Now Bret Hart, he's a God...and maybe Mick Foley....and Possibly Jerry Lynn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Jerry Lynn!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Indy Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Sorry.....Jerry Lynn fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Yes, but Christina Aumagorilla is a stinky, retarded whore. Noooooooooo... She's wholesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fökai 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 GOLDBERG - Still has to prove himself a draw Hasn’t been given an opportunity in the WWE until last Monday, anyway. Booking him against MARK HENRY won’t help things. KEVIN NASH - Would make a good colour commentator On the unemployment line. He has a hefty contract, which thankfully ends in March(?). MARK HENRY - Needs to be fired, fat, useless, stiff If only a term called “WRITTEN CONTRACT” was never invented. RIC FLAIR - Legend.... Needs to do the job to Jericho at wrestlemania Wouldn’t help Jericho at all. SCOTT STEINER - Waste of money But at least he’s getting heat. You don’t release a guy who’s getting heat. If you’re going to say HE’S a waste of money, you’d have to release 15 wrestlers before him. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - Needs to come back for one last big job, then turn heel A lot of wrestlers wouldn’t need the job from Austin, simply because their push would be squashed a few weeks later. THE ROCK - Dead in Hollywood What does that mean? TOMMY DREAMER – Underapprechiated Which really doesn’t matter, based on his condition. WILLIAM REGAL - Should be RAW PBP commentator His humor goes over the head of most casual fans. Smackdown A-TRAIN - Useless Hoss Many more I’d throw out before Train, even if I was going to release him. BIG SHOW - Good as a jobber, should be out the ME A JOBBER? TO WHO?!? BILL DeMOTT - See A-Train Train still has years to go. DeMott has potential, but lacks the charisma to stay in the card. BILLY GUNN - Needs to be fired But sadly won’t be, due to his tenure. BROCK LESNAR - Growing Stale Yet he’s the best heel on either roster. CHARLIE HAAS - Improving quickly Which is saying anything; his natural ability put him above 85% of the roster. CHAVO GUERRERO - Is about to progress to mid card He’s past mid-card. FUNAKI - Under apprechiated Doesn’t get the fans behind him to matter much anyway. HARDCORE HOLLY - Needs to be fired, has no use “See Billy Gunn.” JAMIE NOBLE - Good Cruiserweight GREAT Cruiserweight. JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be fired When you consider who was released in order to make room for him, you’d understand why he hasn’t been released. NATHAN JONES - FIRE HIM Not possible when he’s injured. REY MYSTERIO - Very over, The C/W division could be built on him, if used better That division can’t be put on one guy’s shoulders. You simply have to put a few rivals up against him, while building the next BIG CW face/heel (Helms, Noble, Spanky, London) SEAN O'HAIRE - if used well, could be top mid-card heel If he improves with his in-ring work, he could be much more. SHELTON BENJAMIN - See Hass, could be a future ME Already capable of being such. SPANKY - C/W jobber Yet, could be SO much more. TORRIE WILSON - Could be a big draw She is what she is, nothing more. ULTIMO DRAGON - Underapprechiated, smarkgod, could be in the "heyman stable" Unable to hold a casual fan’s interest in the ring, which sadly sets him apart from a lot of underrated guys (Spanky, Helms, Noble, Hardy) UNDERTAKER - Needs to do the final job then retire at XX Is STILL putting on decent-good matches, one of the few “NAMES” on the roster, draws a huge reaction EVERYTIME. Keep him around longer. ZACH GOWEN - Should be heel Should be released, especially if you think keeping Nash around is a good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be fired When you consider who was released in order to make room for him, you?d understand why he hasn?t been released. Who? Stamboli is fine tagging w/ Palumbo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
