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As it was revealed in the Smackdown thread, I've developed some rather shaggy hair as a result of evading the hair-cutting place for five months. I heard it all.

 

"Oh my God. You look horrendous."

"Nice hair, loser"

"Get a haircut, hippie!"

"Damn TCR is ugly"

 

Well I've had it! It got worse today. Everywhere I turn, references to bad hair.

 

I turn on the TV first thing in the morning and see a promo for The Mullets. As if that wasn't bad enough on its own, I realized what a sordid road I'm on. That could be me!

 

Next commercial? Why, the Visa commercial with notorious clean-cut hair fiend, George Steinbrenner!

 

So I'm bored and I page through an English book. Inevitably, I randomly turn to the tale of Samson and Delilah.

 

There was more but I'm sick of typing. Obviously, a message has been sent to me. Cut your freaking hair, because you're ugly. So I will do that soon and hope that I can get myself on the right track and stop being so hideous.

Guest The Old Me
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Hurry up and cut it, before you alienate everyone in your life.

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Hurry up and cut it, before you alienate everyone in your life.

Sometimes it looks okay if I put it back with a sweatband, or part it somewhere. But now I must not part my hair, but part with it.

 

Idear: I can make a before-after photo with one side of my head shaggy and the other clean.

Guest The Old Me
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Idear: I can make a before-after photo with one side of my head shaggy and the other clean.

DO IT~!

Guest Choken One
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I strongly Suggest you don't go the Shaved route, you are WAY WAY WAY WAY to fucking skinny for that...Shaved heads only should adorn Built People such as myself...I'm not saying I'm a freaking god or something but My body can pull off the shaved head... While Long hair would just be...weird...which is funny since my Father had the same build as me but can't pull the Short hair thing off but looks snazzy with slicked back gordon Gecko look...

 

I want to regrow my hair into a SOHairdo and I know I have the genes for it, I just am so used to having a Shaved head...

Guest Choken One
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Yeah you could stand to eat a little more...Fucking Calistia Flockhart motherfucker

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I tend to eat entire pizzas for dinner. I think I just have a high metabolism that I should take advantage. Also, very thick hair, which I've been taking advantage of. If I wasn't doing something about it this week, HHH would be after me for stealing his heat.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Grow it out longer.

 

I'm down between my shoulder blades, and continuing.

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Whatever you do don't cut your hair. It takes so long to grow it to a decent length. I have gone through the same thing you have with the mocking from everyone about having bad hair, but i just tried to ignore it. I gave it a few more months to let it actually get to the point where it can be described as long instead of a mop, and now everybody i talk too loves the long hair. Just give it a chance to get long before you cut it off, once its there and if you still get ridiculed by all means chop it off.

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Yeah, I look stupid with my hair too. I can't go out unless I wear a hat, or put absolutly ridiculous amounts of gel/mouse/boot polish/whatever to keep it flat, or as I seem to do now, to curl it more than normal to avoid the not-so-mini-afro effect. But I want long hair damnit! Maybe it's just a pipe dream, it seems to have stopped growing.

 

Don't give up! Just either where a cap (A Holden cap works best!) or put ridiculouse amounts of crud in it til it sits flat!

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I strongly Suggest you don't go the Shaved route, you are WAY WAY WAY WAY to fucking skinny for that...Shaved heads only should adorn Built People such as myself...I'm not saying I'm a freaking god or something but My body can pull off the shaved head... While Long hair would just be...weird...which is funny since my Father had the same build as me but can't pull the Short hair thing off but looks snazzy with slicked back gordon Gecko look...

 

I want to regrow my hair into a SOHairdo and I know I have the genes for it, I just am so used to having a Shaved head...

As a man who has had both the Stone Cold look (past) and the Triple H look (current), along with people I've seen, I definitely would agree with the first part, shaved heads are pretty much for large (whether fat or well-built) men.

 

On the other hand, long hair doesn't work for all guys either (I've seen some disasters here)

 

Of course, I don't know what you (Czech) look like at any rate, so I can't advise you on how to solve your hair problems at this point.

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I was wanting to grow my hair out longer than it is right now, but since 3 boys in my English IV class keep on talking about it (things like "If you want me to give you a haircut, call me", "Braid it.", and "You look like Jon Bon Jovi". Yeah, my grown-out blonde hair does unfortunately look like his, and I hate being compared to a pop rock singer), I'm thinking about getting it cut short tomorrow and I probably won't grow it as long again until maybe college next year or after that.

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