DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 "Rodney Mack suffered a knee injury last night. He will have a knee injury tomorrow to find out the extent of the injury." Credit: 1w I would think in this day and age there are better ways to find out the extent of an injury by getting yourself reinjured one day later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Gotta love quality professional journalism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KTID 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 That's the funniest thing i've read in years. Thank you, Venkman, thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 That's just wonderful. Damn, another guy I was sort of looking forward to seeing this friday is injured. Fuck, I bet every Raw guy I want to see will get injured this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 "Hehehehe--Beavis, you're about to be injured." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JericholicEdgeHead Report post Posted October 12, 2003 If the RAW roster has any MORE injuries soon some of these things might happen: 1. They call up more green OVW wrestlers to fill their spots. 2. Triple H will be back sooner than we think. 3. Vince starts.......starts to think again about this brand extention. 4. They won't do anything about it and it will be an excuse for longer promos and skits to fill 2 hours on RAW since they will be short on talent. 5. Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards get a push.........na doubt it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Jericho gets the greenlight to do longer High lite reels but has to run away from everyone even the fucking Jericho Imitation Dwarf Austin brings in... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 *changes sig* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 That's just wonderful. Damn, another guy I was sort of looking forward to seeing this friday is injured. Fuck, I bet every Raw guy I want to see will get injured this week. You were looking forward to seeing Rodney Mack? *checks forehead for fever* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 5. Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards get a push.........na doubt it. Stevie was in hour 2 last week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted October 13, 2003 That's just wonderful. Damn, another guy I was sort of looking forward to seeing this friday is injured. Fuck, I bet every Raw guy I want to see will get injured this week. You were looking forward to seeing Rodney Mack? *checks forehead for fever* Its not that many options to choose from.......... Besides, more Rodney Mack means more Teddy Long! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 He was nice to us so I back the Mack! Even if he did almost kill Al Snow one time and recently beat the ever loving shit out of Shane Helms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Speaking of injuries, anyone know if Nowinski is ever going to come back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 God, I hope he does. Nowinski was one of my favorite RAW wrestlers a while back. Seriously, the guy was awesome on the stick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 ^ I agree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Yes I noticed a distinctive lack of a Harvard Graduate on RAW a few weeks back...I just never asked...where is he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 TMD, here's an article on what happened to Chris: Since originally suffering a concussion on June 21, Christopher Nowinski has yet to go more than four days without a headache. Unfortunately, he can’t even consider a WWE comeback until he’s headache free for two to four weeks straight. "Eventually this will heal, but I no longer know what ‘eventually’ means," Nowinski said earlier this week in Hartford, Conn. "I no longer measure my progress in weeks." But he added, "I will return to the ring. I will return to the ring." He’s not working out anymore, after a doctor at his last appointment told him to stop because unlike injured muscles, the brain is impeded from healing when it’s exerted. He can’t even take pain medication when he gets a headache, which, he says, can be triggered by the slightest rise in blood pressure, even if he just laughs. "I’m not supposed to be medicated because then I won’t know my progress," he said. "So I’ve just been dealing with them." So Nowinski just waits, as patiently as possible. To keep himself from going completely stir crazy, he’s been attending WWE events. Last week, he was in his native Chicago to celebrate his 25th birthday with his family. It just happened that RAW was in town, so he went. The next day, he drove to Milwaukee to visit his great uncle and his freshman advisor at Harvard, as well as to attend SmackDown! Likewise, he was spotted backstage this week at RAW in Uncasville, Conn., and SmackDown! in Hartford, where he volunteered to speak at a Smackdown Your Vote! rally. "A short drive and a lot of free time," Nowinski said, explaining his attendance at the two Connecticut shows. "Anything within a couple of hours drive, I’ll be at. I miss the atmosphere. I miss the people. And I can learn a thing or two just by watching and listening." Of attending the shows, Nowinski said, "It’s the only thing that’s keeping me sane." Nowinski has spoken with several neurosurgeons; he said he was planning to see a headache specialist this week. "That’s basically one of the last rocks I’ve yet to look under," he said. "Hopefully, the headache guy will give us a better game plan of how to deal with the headaches, or if they will be subsiding soon." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Since originally suffering a concussion on June 21, Christopher Nowinski has yet to go more than four days without a headache. The Dudley Boyz defeated Rodney Mack & Christopher Nowinski following the 3D on that date in case anybody was wondering. But my fondest memory of Nowinski (besides him insulting NYC back at SSeries last year) was when he arrived with Dance Storm and Christian at the arena (for the RAW house show I went to back in June), of course they all blew us off. But I yelled "Harvard rules!" as he was walking down the ramp into the building. Nowinski turned around and winked at me. That was so cool to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted October 13, 2003 the brain is impeded from healing when it’s exerted. "he’s been attending WWE events. So what there saying is anyone who watches the WWE isn't thinking to hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
