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The ANGRY Maori Violence Time Predict-o-rama

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Opening Promo

Va'aiga speaks!

 

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

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Opening Promo

Va'aiga speaks!

- Va'aiga reveals himself to be a soft-spoken man with a law degree, and complains that he is NOT AN ANIMAL! If he is a prick, does Dace Night not bleed? etc

 

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

- Um.

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

- Er. Active people, yes, no?

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

- J&R! J&R! And no, Mike, I will NOT predict for you just because you won when I predicted against you. I'm the biggest J&R mark ever.

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

- No prediction, but god damn this is a schedule lol

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Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

-Winner: The Fed

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

-Winner: The Fed again

 

Two GREAT matches to close out a short card. The others are a little short on word limit, but should be good nonetheless with two former world champs writing in two different matches. Plus, the Maori Badass goes HEEL! Rock on!

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Opening Promo

Va'aiga speaks!

- BOO-YAH!

 

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

- Wow, does this really even need to be put up as a prediction? Xero, of course.

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

- Thothage to get some heat back with a solid victory.

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

- No prediction, but prepare for an ass-kicking of titanic proportions.

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

- Taamo. The bastard.

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Opening Promo

Va'aiga speaks!

~ Hehehehe....I know something you don't know!

 

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

~ TBS~

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

~ DANCE ON HIM THOTH! DANCE!

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

~ Commonly I back the underdogs. Fuck that. EX M7 PRIDE! MOTHER JUSTICE AND FUCKING RULE!

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

~ Taamoo.

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Opening Promo

Va'aiga speaks!

 

Prediction: A BOO-YAH of epic proportions

 

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

 

Xero to own me

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

 

Thoth

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

 

Justice and Rule to reclaim what is rightfull theirs.

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

 

Tom to win

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Opening Promo

Va'aiga speaks!

 

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

- Xero

 

... no, not really. Strangler in a three-minute squash.

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

- Thoth has shown the last couple of cards; Jay Dawg hasn't shown since... uhm... eh, fuck it. I can't make the joke work. Thoth.

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

- Why is Quiz even in this match? He should be selling that Wild Ride like a man! :angry:

Anyway, as previously mentioned, I am contractually obligated to pick Justice and Rule.

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

- Flesher

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Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

- Why is Quiz even in this match? He should be selling that Wild Ride like a man! :angry:

You act like I want to defend against Justice and Rule.

 

:ph34r:

 

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

- All Xero jokes aside, Xero.

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

- G0R0.

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

- I love and respect each and every one of you.

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

- Taylor, not because I dislike Tom or wish revenge on him but because I think Taylor is *that* crazy.

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Guest Evolution

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

 

TBS

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

 

Thoth

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

 

Probably J&R, but not before at least myself (and maybe Quiz) turn in the tag match of our lives.

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor

 

Flesher.

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Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

- Why is Quiz even in this match? He should be selling that Wild Ride like a man!  :angry:

You act like I want to defend against Justice and Rule.

 

:ph34r:

 

You should! You've been tag champ for what two months and defended the titles, what, once?

 

Singles Match

The Boston Strangler v. Xero

Strangler unless he jobs out to Xero.

 

Singles Match

Thoth v. Jay Dawg

Thoth

 

Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

Justice and Rule...

 

Main Event

The SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

Tammo

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Guest Goodear

I'd just like to say that I am a total mark for Double Jeopardy and consider John to be just about the most underrated writer in the federation. Suffice to say, I totally am looking forward to putting this match together with Judge to make the best match we can. But I am so not sure winning is the mortal lock everyone seems to think it is.

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Tag Team Title Match

Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule

 

Probably J&R, but not before at least myself (and maybe Quiz) turn in the tag match of our lives.

Burn, baby, BURN!

I no-sell that as a burn, because John was obviously referring to the fact that no matter how awesome our match defeating JnR is, it won't touch the American Gladiators match.

 

Yeeeeeah.

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Huh. May it have been added after the template was posted?

 

In any event, I'll predict Sacred to defend, even though Dace winning wouldn't surprise me in the least. I just think Sacred wants it more.

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I posted the template ASAP (and the tactic worked! TONS of replies!)

 

Card alterations after the template post are theerefore inedible. No wait... Inscrutable. No.. Inevitable. That's it

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Guest Suicide King

Well, actually the card wasn't altered at all, so Va'aiga just forgot to put in the ICTV match. Bastard.

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