Explain THIS TO ME

[Guest Bottled Black]

Anyone else get the feeling he's holding off on making his final post to make it all the more dramatic. Or maybe he won't come back andmake a post intending for us to assume that meant the KGB was lying in wait at the meeting and when he showed up they "disposed of him"

 

I hope I didn't give him any ideas

[Sandman9000 0]

 

Happy Badger's just about had it with this shit.

[Guest Disbadger]

Same with Disbadger.

 

This has gone on long enough, just kill everyone off Beneath the Planets of the Apes style. Charlton Heston setting off an atomic bomb worshipped by mutants is a perfectly feasible ending for this story.

[Styles 0]

Well I don't think he ever got to go out with her in the first place. I mean I think she was real but told him no. Because it just reeks of being fake once the tears and crying about the abusive boyfriend come in and then it goes downhill from there.

Anyways.......let's all hope rawmvp admits it's fake.....I'm still worried he's bought into it and thinks it is all real.

See, this is why after his "conclusion" he should be allowed to make a second "full disclosure" post that reveals what the real deal was (if at all).

[Damaramu 0]

Well I don't think he ever got to go out with her in the first place. I mean I think she was real but told him no. Because it just reeks of being fake once the tears and crying about the abusive boyfriend come in and then it goes downhill from there.

Anyways.......let's all hope rawmvp admits it's fake.....I'm still worried he's bought into it and thinks it is all real.

See, this is why after his "conclusion" he should be allowed to make a second "full disclosure" post that reveals what the real deal was (if at all).

I'm just afraid he really does think it's real and will still try to pass it off as such.

[Hoff 0]

The only way he can top the alien ending is to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, having had the strangest dream.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hoff still has a good avatar, but obviously not as good.

[Hoff 0]

Heh, I wondered if you'd catch. Rest assured, this was NOT my first choice. But, I'll have a good one up hopefully soon.

[Hoff 0]

Heh heh.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm neutral on this one.

[The Czech Republic 0]

The only way he can top the alien ending is to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, having had the strangest dream.

I so beat you to the Newhart Finish, Hoff.

 

 

 

I'm still waiting for Steph and the creative staff to utilize the Newhart Finish as a way to end something like the Brand Extension, the championship nonsense, the World Wrestling Federation, something.

[Damaramu 0]

So where the fuck is the ending to this trainwreck?

[Hoff 0]

The only way he can top the alien ending is to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, having had the strangest dream.

I so beat you to the Newhart Finish, Hoff.

 

 

 

I'm still waiting for Steph and the creative staff to utilize the Newhart Finish as a way to end something like the Brand Extension, the championship nonsense, the World Wrestling Federation, something.

Sorry if I missed it. I haven't read most of this thread. And yeah, once Steph takes the reins, and if/when they bring in more sitcom writers, I could actually see them working such an angle into something. Sad but true.

[The Czech Republic 0]

The only way he can top the alien ending is to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, having had the strangest dream.

I so beat you to the Newhart Finish, Hoff.

 

 

 

I'm still waiting for Steph and the creative staff to utilize the Newhart Finish as a way to end something like the Brand Extension, the championship nonsense, the World Wrestling Federation, something.

Sorry if I missed it. I haven't read most of this thread. And yeah, once Steph takes the reins, and if/when they bring in more sitcom writers, I could actually see them working such an angle into something. Sad but true.

S'ok, I admire your good judgment in bypassing the majority of this. I wish O culd say the same. If Raw hits Vermont after they hire the sitcom writers, we're sure to see the Newhart Finish. JR and King can be those two cranky old men that were always bugging Bob Newhart. HHH and Stephanie can be Michael and Stephanie. And instead of being hit with a golf ball, Vince McMahon can just fall into a convienently placed pile of clangy pipes. We may be copying 80s sitcoms, but we'll copy them using the WWE style. And then Vince wakes up on the set of Prime Time Wrestling in 1993, sitting at the roundtable with Bobby Heenan, Roddy Piper, and Hillbilly Jim. He had the craziest dream that they moved to that country-music station, ran WCW out of business, and there were these three strange brothers that were always smashing tables.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I would have no problem with it if they used the dream ending for a throwaway holiday show or something. Seriously.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I would have no problem with it if they used the dream ending for a throwaway holiday show or something. Seriously.

Don't be silly. Holiday shows are best used for having Michael Cole say "No, I like the pie!" in the sissiest voice imaginable. Nobody should ever let him live that down, improved as he may be.

[Damaramu 0]

So.......who thinks he's not ever going to post again to make us think the KGB killed him?

And who thinks he'll jump back in after he realizes he's not missed?

[MrRant 0]

Who thinks he will end up Tip Drilling her?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I want the finish to the story being that everything turned out just peachy, and on his way home he was magically approached by a Hollywood Exec who had some how managed to hear about this wonderful story and paid him $1 million for the rights to the script, with the only provision being that he can't tell anyone about the actual ending, hence he can't post it here.

[Hoff 0]

The only way he can top the alien ending is to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, having had the strangest dream.

I so beat you to the Newhart Finish, Hoff.

 

 

 

I'm still waiting for Steph and the creative staff to utilize the Newhart Finish as a way to end something like the Brand Extension, the championship nonsense, the World Wrestling Federation, something.

Sorry if I missed it. I haven't read most of this thread. And yeah, once Steph takes the reins, and if/when they bring in more sitcom writers, I could actually see them working such an angle into something. Sad but true.

S'ok, I admire your good judgment in bypassing the majority of this. I wish O culd say the same. If Raw hits Vermont after they hire the sitcom writers, we're sure to see the Newhart Finish. JR and King can be those two cranky old men that were always bugging Bob Newhart. HHH and Stephanie can be Michael and Stephanie. And instead of being hit with a golf ball, Vince McMahon can just fall into a convienently placed pile of clangy pipes. We may be copying 80s sitcoms, but we'll copy them using the WWE style. And then Vince wakes up on the set of Prime Time Wrestling in 1993, sitting at the roundtable with Bobby Heenan, Roddy Piper, and Hillbilly Jim. He had the craziest dream that they moved to that country-music station, ran WCW out of business, and there were these three strange brothers that were always smashing tables.

Post here. Please.

[Guest Bottled Black]

So.......who thinks he's not ever going to post again to make us think the KGB killed him?

And who thinks he'll jump back in after he realizes he's not missed?

Ahem..

Anyone else get the feeling he's holding off on making his final post to make it all the more dramatic. Or maybe he won't come back andmake a post intending for us to assume that meant the KGB was lying in wait at the meeting and when he showed up they "disposed of him"

[Damaramu 0]

So.......who thinks he's not ever going to post again to make us think the KGB killed him?

And who thinks he'll jump back in after he realizes he's not missed?

Ahem..

Anyone else get the feeling he's holding off on making his final post to make it all the more dramatic. Or maybe he won't come back andmake a post intending for us to assume that meant the KGB was lying in wait at the meeting and when he showed up they "disposed of him"

Ahem......*rubs nose with middle finger*

[Guest Bottled Black]

:: Holds up a Giant mirror in Dama's direction::

Seriously though, I move that if there is not a conclusion posted by tomorrow this thread is closed again.

Anyone second?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I haven't even seen Rawmvp lurking in any threads in the last couple of days. He might have realized what a corner he backed himself into.

[MrRant 0]

I say we give the thread until Friday the 13th for a rawmvp post and if there is no conclusion then we kill it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'll bet he's holding out so the final post can be on St. Valentine's Day.

 

Hopefully there'll be another massacre.

[NYU 0]

I'll bet he's holding out so the final post can be on St. Valentine's Day.

 

Hopefully there'll be another massacre.

Well, it would be solved with words rather than fighting. The keyboard is mightier than the sword.

[KTID 0]

*sits patiently stuffing face with popcorn*

[Styles 0]

I haven't even seen Rawmvp lurking in any threads in the last couple of days.

Boy would we feel like assholes if everything was true and the poor guy's in trouble...

 

[Silence 0]

I haven't even seen Rawmvp lurking in any threads in the last couple of days.

Boy would we feel like assholes if everything was true and the poor guy's in trouble...

If this does turn out to be true (HIGHLY unlikely with the way his story's gone), then sadly, he'd actually think the best method to dispose of the KGB would be to yank his hair out, hit them with a barbed wire 2x4, then say "Owwwwwwwww have sourrrrr creeeeeammmmmm" to Natalie.

 

I'm serious, he really has turned into Foley.