Slovakia 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 I think it's about time to close this...it's not going anywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 How exactly can any of this be proven? I guess we should demand that he give us "Natalie's" phone number so someone here could call her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 I posted my number somewhere in this thread and told him to tell these people to call me so I could talk to them, and nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 I posted my number somewhere in this thread and told him to tell these people to call me so I could talk to them, and nothing. honey, I have been posting on some wrestling message board to let the guys know about our relationship. I gave them every details of each rendez-vous but they still don't believe that our story is true. Would you mind calling this guy Kotzenjunge and telling him that you actually exist and we are dating each other ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Think about how this dude operates. Does him saying that sound that outlandish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2004 If he doesn't finish this story by Saturday night, this thread will be closed, never to be opened again. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2004 Not until Sunday night Dames, gotta let him have the "Yesterday was the most splendiferous day of days, St. Valentine's Day" intro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2004 Sorry Kotz, I leave Sunday morning. Yes, I'm curious as to how this shit ends as well through morbid curiousity. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Aw crap. Him not even lurking about here since the thread's re-opening worries me that he'll never finish it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Maybe the "KGB" killed him after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 11, 2004 It was all real and you doubted him and now he's dead!!! *sob* </sarcasm> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 "I'm posting from my cell in Yekaterinburg with my steadfast Palm Pilot and an unshakeable wireless connection, SmartMarks!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 11, 2004 "I'm posting from my cell in Yekaterinburg with my steadfast Palm Pilot and an unshakeable wireless connection, SmartMarks!" I gave myself up in an attempt to save Natalie and I now find myself living on gruel mixxed with the blood of a rat I killed the other night. I took the rat's two front teeth and as we speak I'm working on chiseling my way out through the cheaply constructed wall. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers TSM, for I shall be thinking of all of you... Sincerely, Lying Dooshba..er...rawmvp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 In an ignominious reprisal of exemption, my darling Natalie was steadfastly unctuated, in a smorgasbord of lead, by the daunting fratricidal cretins of the KGB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spicy McHaggis 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 GOLD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted February 11, 2004 If RawMVP sells this by actually never posting again and pretending to have run into the KGB (I assume he'd just sign up under a different name) he is officially the greatest gimmick of all time, and I take back anything bad I've said about him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 11, 2004 I say everyone keeps an eye out for anonymous users he's gotta be checking in to see what everyone is saying in his absence. But if he doesn't come back I may have to agree with ToddRoyal, which pains me to say Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Ouch. Apparently I'm the guy no one likes or agrees with. Good to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Ouch. Apparently I'm the guy no one likes or agrees with. Good to know. I thought that knowledge was good at first myself, but it will soon turn you inside out. Always crying, trying to be better than you were, and NOTHING! Oh, why didn't I dropkick that gut at BWW's when I had the chance? Nothing to see here, carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Ouch. Apparently I'm the guy no one likes or agrees with. Good to know. No man you got me wrong I mean giving credit to rawmvp pains me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted February 11, 2004 aha. Thanks for clarifying. Yeah- me too, but if he does sell this by never posting again he's got a lot more self control than most people who would show up and say "HAHA I did it!!". He gets credit from me for that if he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KTID 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 *starts "mo-ney back" chant* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 i think it's a shame if this guy don't finish the thread with a proper conclusion. First OJ Hart, now this dude................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 He was rolling along fine until the mods huffed and puffed and scared him off! *Note: I love the mods, really I do, and do not want to disappear as a result of criticizing them like ravmvp did...thank you.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 ::Administer's last rites to thread:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Those last rites better have a nifty MS Paint summary of this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 What's your favorite Russian city name, guys? I like Vladivostok. It's fun to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 MINSC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 14, 2004 Damn you all I thought for a second we had the exciting conclusion to the Saga of rawmvp. Oh well I guess at this point it's safe to say that we're supposed to believe that he was ambushed by the KGB at the meeting, and we will never hear from him again. Until a few months down the line where he details his harrowing escape from his heartless unfeeling captors. How he had to hide out temporarily until it was safe to contact his posse for help and finally in the ultimate climax to his escapades, he was finally able to put an end to the KGB's threat, get the girl (or should I say give her his sour cream) and most importantly return to TSM to recount excruciating detail by excrutiating detail for our reading enjoyment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 I demand to have the last post in this thread before it's closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
