Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 25, 2003 You find out that chick's birthday yet, kid? Your love life depends on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted November 25, 2003 (edited) Update: Today, she came to class casually dressed, and unlike other times, she actually stayed during the whole duration ( she usually leaves 1/4 of the way through lecture because she supposedly can't stand it, but always stays the whole time during lab). So, I turned around and with a deadpan expression on my face said, "So, what's the occasion? Is today a special day?" Confounded, she said "what, what do you mean." I said, while looking at my watch, "Well, you're still here." She quickly retorted by saying, "Shut up." I quickly turned around and bellowed "yes" with a jerk of my elbow to accompany it. Towards the end of class, I noticed that as she was about to exit through one door, she stopped, turned around, and left out the opposite door, lengthening her route; from the corner of my eye, I could see that she quickly glanced at me before leaving. Tomorrow is A BIG DAY. The suspense has been grating and at times downright agonizing, I know. But it will ALL COME TO AN END TOMORROW. I've got two HUGE questions for her. The first one being, "So, what's your sign?" and the second one being, "So, do you want to hang out sometime, perhaps have lunch or go to a movie?" That's right, folks, I'm gonna suck it up and prove my male virility. Wish me luck, because the climax and thrilling conclusion to this trilogy will probably come to a scintillating end tomorrow. Edited November 25, 2003 by rawmvp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Nice. Try to get her birthdate too (including the year), so you can plug it in at astrology dot com and see if you stand a chance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 The first one being, "So, what's your sign?" Jesus, please tell him you aren't gonna ask her just like that. You are gonna sound like a major tool. If you want a shot with her, for the love of god, don't ask that....be slick about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Yeah, sure. But, there's one question, do I just go up to her and say, "So what's your birth date?" I mean, she's gonna wonder why. Or, or, wait I got it, how about I say something like "Can I see your Driver's License?" No, no, that would be lame, too, I dunno... Or, you know what? I could say, "I mistakenly came across the Yahoo Astrology Page this morning and it said that I'll find what I'm looking for today"...or some shit like that. And then I'll ask, "so, what's your sign?" and we'll go from there... BTW, does her retort of "shut up" have a greater meaning -- perhaps, she isn't interested in me? Or was she just a little pissed in the heat of the moment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Depends on how she said it. If she was all cute and it sounded almost valley girlish...then she probably digs you. If it was short and to the point, she was probably pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Yeah, sure. But, there's one question, do I just go up to her and say, "So what's your birth date?" I mean, she's gonna wonder why. Or, or, wait I got it, how about I say something like "Can I see your Driver's License?" No, no, that would be lame, too, I dunno... Or, you know what? I could say, "I mistakenly came across the Yahoo Astrology Page this morning and it said that I'll find what I'm looking for today"...or some shit like that. And then I'll ask, "so, what's your sign?" and we'll go from there... "There's these idiots in the internet trying to tell me my future..." BTW, does her retort of "shut up" have a greater meaning -- perhaps, she isn't interested in me? Or was she just a little pissed in the heat of the moment? I'm sure we don't know if you don't know. Did she sound pissed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Yeah, she sounded pissed and a little standoffish. It was short and to the point, but oddly enough, she can't stop glancing at me. Do people incessantly glance at people whom they DISLIKE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted November 25, 2003 If you wanna find out her sign, get into a casual conversation during which birthdays somehow magically come up, and don't make it seem as though you're trying to get her sign, but rather like you're just curious and just trying to get to know her better while exchanging information about yourself in the process. And sometimes people do glance at people they can't stand. There's a girl in my algebra class from my hometown who I just wanna hit for some reason. I'm not entirely sure why I want to hit her, but something about her just annoys the shit out of me, and I'll look at her and roll my eyes when she starts whining about how the prof erased the chalkboard because she's too damned slow of a writer or came into class late. So maybe this girl wants to break your nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted November 25, 2003 Perhaps; however, I've been nothing but nice to her, so any ill feelings that she might have against me are unwarranted. Unless she's pissed that I haven't made a move yet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted November 25, 2003 That could possibly be it. She might be getting frustrated at your foot dragging, which could be inspiring violent tendencies. I suggest you make a move and get it over with and hope instead of giving you a right hook she gives you a hug and big sloppy kiss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest trickstyle_360 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Man....all i can say is be yourself. That is some corny advice that you'll often hear in the after-school specials but it'll work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Unless yourself is stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Do people incessantly glance at people whom they DISLIKE? Jesus Christ, if you acted around me like you say you act around her I'd keep glancing at you too. Check that; I'd order a security detail to throw you in a federal prison for a couple of months while I subpoenaed your medical history and waited for the results of an extremely thorough background investigation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted November 26, 2003 I realize I may sound overzealous about her on this board, but believe me, I act perfectly normal around her. Because I'm a bit shy, I'll often ignore her, which ironically, is supposed to increase the female's interest level, because it raises the challenge factor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 You're overrationalizing. If you don't make your move tomorrow, go home and cut off your testicles to avoid turning the thread into a further parody of itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted November 26, 2003 (edited) Oh, don't worry, ACE. I'm gonna do it...and that's a PROMISE. I'll even take you up on it. If I fail to ask her out, I'll take a pair of pliers and twist my testicles off so that blood starts squirting out everywhere. If that doesn't work, I'll just karate chop it off. But wait...if I cut it off, then damn...that means no secret gardens for me, now does it? Plus, when Junior wakes up we wouldn't be able to WRASSLE anymore. Whenever he wakes up from his nap, we usually wrestle for my watch. We've declared the watch the World Heavyweight Title. Edited November 26, 2003 by rawmvp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 That could possibly be it. She might be getting frustrated at your foot dragging, which could be inspiring violent tendencies. I suggest you make a move and get it over with and hope instead of giving you a right hook she gives you a hug and big sloppy kiss. At this point, I'd bet a year's salary on the right hook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted November 26, 2003 That could possibly be it. She might be getting frustrated at your foot dragging, which could be inspiring violent tendencies. I suggest you make a move and get it over with and hope instead of giving you a right hook she gives you a hug and big sloppy kiss. At this point, I'd bet a year's salary on the right hook. I'm hoping for the right hook, then. I could use some extra money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Please don't ask her out. She sounds like a perfectly decent person. Leave your crazy OUT of her life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted November 26, 2003 What's up with all this negative hostility? Don't ask her out???? What in the blue hell? I'm a perfectly decent person, too. Where would you get the impression that I'm crazy, EricMM? I am deeply saddened by the lack of support. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 It's a product of the "shit or get off the pot" sentiment. So shit or get off the pot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted November 26, 2003 I'll shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 That could possibly be it. She might be getting frustrated at your foot dragging, which could be inspiring violent tendencies. I suggest you make a move and get it over with and hope instead of giving you a right hook she gives you a hug and big sloppy kiss. At this point, I'd bet a year's salary on the right hook. I'm hoping for the right hook, then. I could use some extra money. Someone needs to review the concept of gambling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Nice. Try to get her birthdate too (including the year), so you can plug it in at astrology dot com and see if you stand a chance. Don't listen to him. I'm offering my services for FREE, here. normally, when you want to ask someone an astrological question, and have it answered fairly properly, it'll cost you about $4.99 a minute. Besides, have I ever steered you wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Is anyone else starting to think that rawmvp might be a gimmick poster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 yes, but the whole OJ Hart thing was still miles above this. Is it sad I'm actually hoping she'll turn him down so he'll bitch and create more "drama"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 I don't mind if he's a gimmick. He helps fulfill my recommended daily allowance for futile anger most days. "GOD DAMN IT JUST ASK HER OUT!" That sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 I don't think he deserves to get this girl. I just find it so damn funny. It's a fun thing to read when you are bored off your ass at work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 For the love of god! Ask her so we can all move on with our lives! If she says no then bitch slap her and go on about how she broke your heart! It's what I do...as I currently type this from a Federal Prison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
