Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Why that's a beautiful idea Mr. Rant *smashes rawmvp in the head with a concrete block and then burries him under a mess of rocks*
Guest rawmvp Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Mighty D -- Shut the fuck up. You've done nothing but put me down, even when I tried to be nice to you and not retaliate with criticisms of my own. Expectedly, you took advantage of my passiveness and continued to lambaste me; but, now, I'm telling you to shut your mouth. Munky -- It's called playing around on a fucking message board. I had no intention to woo TSA, nor did I ever think about cheating on Natalie. So relax, take a deep breath, and realize that sometimes two people will joke around for the purpose of killing time. WelshJerichoMark -- Honey, the sprinkler comment was a joke; I was trying to be facetious. I'm surprised the absurdity of the statement wasn't obvious. The comment was made in the same vein as "American Pie." You know, gross out humour. Invictus -- You can chastise my writing skills all you want, but I know that I'm one of the best and that's what counts. And for the last time, I don't even own a thesaurus. Feel free to call "my bluff" but it's the truth.
NYU Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 You forgot to punch yourself in the forehead first. This way, you can have blood trickling down your face while you give this INTENSE~!~! promo.
Guest rawmvp Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 I had some blood trickling down my nose because I'm susceptible to undue amounts of heat. Does that count?
Sandman9000 Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 I had some blood trickling down my nose because I'm susceptible to undue amounts of heat. Does that count? Christ no. Gig bitch gig.
Guest rawmvp Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Ok, I'll use the LETHAL zippers of my backpack to grate my forehead. I'm HARDCORE. I'm HARDCORE. I'm HARDCORE.
NYU Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Just call the KGB. I'm sure they'll be happy to help you in this situation.....considering they haven't had work in a few years.
Damaramu Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Mighty D -- Shut the fuck up. You've done nothing but put me down, even when I tried to be nice to you and not retaliate with criticisms of my own. Expectedly, you took advantage of my passiveness and continued to lambaste me; but, now, I'm telling you to shut your mouth. Shut up or what? You'll write a story about stealing a foreign girl from me because I'm abusive? You'll cry about it? No I think I'll continue to put you down until you stop acting like a complete moron. I wouldn't have a problem if I knew that you knew you were BS'n with us......but I have a feeling you think we actually believe your poorly written love novel. Pathetic.
Spicy McHaggis Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 rawmvp, your writing SUCKS. You use big words for the sake of using big words. It's as distracting as bad grammar or poor punctuation. It's horrible for college- and above-level readers to have to stop and think about what you mean when all you're really saying is, "I yelled at those guys because I was mad." This is not a compliment: your creative writing looks like a term paper. 4-line sentences with 3 conjuctions and 12 commas don't work for fiction writing. I'm guessing you've never read Hemingway. Again, your use of big words screams compensation. Perhaps you're like those guys who drive oversized SUVs.
The Czech Republic Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 rawmvp, your writing SUCKS. You use big words for the sake of using big words. It's as distracting as bad grammar or poor punctuation. It's horrible for college- and above-level readers to have to stop and think about what you mean when all you're really saying is, "I yelled at those guys because I was mad." This is not a compliment: your creative writing looks like a term paper. 4-line sentences with 3 conjuctions and 12 commas don't work for fiction writing. I'm guessing you've never read Hemingway. Again, your use of big words screams compensation. Perhaps you're like those guys who drive oversized SUVs. Back to the drawing board for me. I use big words from time to time. I learned to read at an early age and have just always been blessed with a good vocabulary, so I don't let it go to waste. See? I could've said that in a much more wordy fashion, but chose not to! Progress! I think my real crime is taking the literary devices of junior year and senior year English classes and integrating them into my daily speech. I'll think to myself "Ha! I just used alliteration! And meant to!" or "Now that's some quality symbolism." I suck.
Damaramu Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 rawmvp, your writing SUCKS. You use big words for the sake of using big words. It's as distracting as bad grammar or poor punctuation. It's horrible for college- and above-level readers to have to stop and think about what you mean when all you're really saying is, "I yelled at those guys because I was mad." This is not a compliment: your creative writing looks like a term paper. 4-line sentences with 3 conjuctions and 12 commas don't work for fiction writing. I'm guessing you've never read Hemingway. Again, your use of big words screams compensation. Perhaps you're like those guys who drive oversized SUVs. Back to the drawing board for me. I use big words from time to time. I learned to read at an early age and have just always been blessed with a good vocabulary, so I don't let it go to waste. See? I could've said that in a much more wordy fashion, but chose not to! Progress! I think my real crime is taking the literary devices of junior year and senior year English classes and integrating them into my daily speech. I'll think to myself "Ha! I just used alliteration! And meant to!" or "Now that's some quality symbolism." I suck. Well I'm told that I use big words to......but the difference is........I don't use them about 30 times in one huge run-on sentence! And I'm sure you don't either......rawmvp does....that's why he's a gigantic tool.
The Czech Republic Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 The irony of your post is that was a run-on of Choken One proportions, ellipsises (ellipses?) and all.
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Munky -- It's called playing around on a fucking message board. I had no intention to woo TSA, nor did I ever think about cheating on Natalie. So relax, take a deep breath, and realize that sometimes two people will joke around for the purpose of killing time. Sounds like someone is getting a little testy since no one is believing his story. But seriously, I was all in favor of keeping this thread open until he finished his own episode of Fantasy Island. But really this thread needs to be closed, it jumped the shark a loooooooong time ago and has just grown beyond pathetic. As I said yesterday, I don't think there has been one iota of truth posted by rawmvp since page 3. The most truthful thing posted in this 30+ page thread is rawmvp, your writing SUCKS
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 TSA talking about her sex life (again) was actually the worst part of this thread, in case you guys were confused.
Guest rawmvp Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 I'm curious to know which one of my sentences are run-ons. Please indulge me.
A Happy Medium Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 I'm with Czech and Mighty D with the whole vocabulary thing. I use big words in speech from time to time, but the key is once again not to say them in every damned sentence. If this were real, Raw, I'm surprised that you havent had a update saying that Natalie bit your tongue off after hearing your ramblings about modus operandi's and *grabs a thesaurus* excremental wanderings in delusion....and pulsating phallises!! That last sentence didn't make much sense...but I used big words, see!! [Office Space] I'm a good writer!! I have creative writing skills!! What is the matter with you people!! [/Office Space]
A Happy Medium Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Also, since when did Raw get all HARDKORE~! and shit? He's butchering classic Mick Foley promos and telling everyone to bring on the pain. I guess he's cracking.
Damaramu Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 He thinks he's become Mick Foley obviously. I'm waiting for him to challenge the KGB to a Hell in a Cell where if he wins then Natalie is his but if they win then she's their BITCH~! What's funnier is that he pretty much admitted it was all fake with the dream sequence crap. He realized that there was no way to explain himself like he weakly did with the KGB so he just said "It was all a dream!" I'm still waiting for him to be like "It was all fake! I made it all up! You're all so gullible! I fooled every single one of you! HAHAHA! IDIOTS! AHAHAHAHAHA!" And when that day comes hopefully someone has enough sense to ban his ass. Oh and you still haven't explained where you got the largest community of Russian's in America at. Or why your fake girlfriend who is supposedly from Russia speaks perfect English and uses such big words. Actually why does everyone speak like that?
welshjerichomark Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 WelshJerichoMark -- Honey, the sprinkler comment was a joke; I was trying to be facetious. I'm surprised the absurdity of the statement wasn't obvious. The comment was made in the same vein as "American Pie." You know, gross out humour. I'm sorry honey that i couldn't tell that that was a joke. I feel really stupid that i couldn't pick out that obvious joke in otherwise beautifully written and serious account of your romantic life.
Invictus Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 I'm looking forward to when the evil twin arrives and wreaks havok.
Guest BookerTman Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Has this guy "spontaneously" broke out into song yet? An "eloquently-written spontaneous song" of course that convinces Natalie to lose her virginity to him.
Damaramu Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 WelshJerichoMark -- Honey, the sprinkler comment was a joke; I was trying to be facetious. I'm surprised the absurdity of the statement wasn't obvious. The comment was made in the same vein as "American Pie." You know, gross out humour. I'm sorry honey that i couldn't tell that that was a joke. I feel really stupid that i couldn't pick out that obvious joke in otherwise beautifully written and serious account of your romantic life. *jumps behind WJM* Yeah kick his ass! Don't let him talk down to you like that! Tear his balls off! *puts on beer helmet and sits back for action*
Guest rawmvp Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Don't feel stupid, WJM. I think it's quite obvious that you're very intelligent.
justsoyouknow Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 TSA, Sandman, I think that the blood and death you've been calling for is quickly approaching. GET HIM, WJM!
Murmuring Beast Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Don't feel stupid, WJM. I think it's quite obvious that you're very intelligent. Could you get anymore patronising?
MrRant Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Now I just hope for a train wreck instead of a car wreck. I really wouldn't mine some collateral damage.
Guest rawmvp Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Upon reading my comment to WJM again, I realized it can easily be inferred as a condescending remark. The comment was genuine and devoid of any ulterior meanings.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 *cheers on WJM as he rocks back and forth in fetal position, still scarred from the sprinkler description*
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 It's funny.. to read all these posts about begging a moderator to close this thread, or for the author to shut up. The only reason this thread won't die is because you keep posting on it.
Art Sandusky Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 I haven't had the internet since Friday evening. This was the very first thing I went to the moment it was fixed. Rawmvp is the creation of another poster, I'm sure of it.
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