Smartmarks Fake Baseball League

[Guest Evolution]

CONTRACT EXTENSIONS

 

A few players were left unsigned following the contract extensions issued on August 1st.

 

Mike Van Siclen (Montreal Fritures de Liberte) -- MVS still believes that he is in his prime and would like to test the market, but he is still hearing offers from Montreal if the price is right.

Edward James (Philadelphia Freedom) - Eddy J wants a $63,000,000 contract with Philadelphia over three years, and it doesn't seem that Philly is willing to put up that kind of dough, despite having plenty of available money. EJ's new contract would soak up about half of that available money, however, and leave very little for offseason moves.

Timothy Marsch (Los Angeles Glory Holes) - He wants to play for a winning team next year, and there is nothing that will convince him otherwise.

Austin Sly (Los Angeles Glory Holes) - He is in his prime and would like to test the market, but he is still hearing offers from the team if they have any.

 

If any of these players would like to be resigned to their current teams, please let me know right away so I can go ahead and simulate August.

[Sly 0]

LA must die. Please don't resign me.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Say, Evo....how does Columbus' rightfield situation look? Also, how much money is there lying around?

[Guest Evolution]

Say, Evo....how does Columbus' rightfield situation look? Also, how much money is there lying around?

Columbus needs a good rightfielder, and they have $11,099,527 in available money currently.

 

Still waiting on confirmation from every non-Sly player who wasn't resigned.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Free Agency.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

Another bump needed back to the first page? Rrr...

 

Have we got all our signees to where they want yet? I wanna see if I'm pulling out of this funk anytime soon. :|

[A Happy Medium 0]

You won't Fury...you're going to lose statistically, your team is going to lose in the standings....but you'll lose while fighting valiantly....

 

just like the SWF....hehe

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

You won't Fury...you're going to lose statistically, your team is going to lose in the standings....but you'll lose while fighting valiantly....

 

just like the SWF....hehe

...Ouch.

 

Well, who knows... You could be right.

 

But I'd like to see it for myself.

 

Soon.

 

 

(Lights fires under people's butts to get their players' situations straight)

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

I think this should be updated. You've had a week, people. Doesn't take that much thought. Either you want to stay where you are, or you don't.

[Der Kommissar 0]

I'd have to agree with Gonzalez. It's been a week already, I don't think they are going to show up.

[Lightning Flik 0]

I think this should be updated. You've had a week, people.

Ever think Evo might just have gotten busy?

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Yeah, with GTA.

 

Besides, I got nowhere else to go, man! I got nowhere else to go!

[Sly 0]

It's simple then... we must destroy GTA.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Anyone else get the feeling that this is turning into another SWF thread at some points?

 

So how about we waste some time while Evo gets the next update ready....lets play...HANGMAN~!

 

 

EDIT: Upon further inspection....this is hard to pull off...making the noose set up and all...so..whatever.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Eh Fuck it....I'll just say everyone has ten body parts....

 

 

C | _ | C | _ | _ | _ | E ||||| C | _ | _ | E | T

 

 

 

SWF LEGEND

 

 

 

the | are seperations in between letters....the ||||| is the word seperation

[Lightning Flik 0]

Anyone else get the feeling that this is turning into another SWF thread at some points?

...hm... You know, I hadn't noticed. No really.

 

 

...uh...

 

 

CHAIRSHOT!!!

 

_ |  _ |  _ |  _ |  _ |  _ |  _     |||||       _  |  _  |  _  |  _  |  _

 

 

 

SWF LEGEND

I'll take an R.

[A Happy Medium 0]

swing and a miss....9 body parts left.

[Guest eppeedancer]

HOw about an "E"?

Timothy Marsch

[hhh6294 0]

Gimmie a "C" Bitch!

 

 

 

Nice chairshot, Flik. (Y)

[Lightning Flik 0]

Nice chairshot, Flik. (Y)

Thank ya. Sadly, that whole chairshot was more effective than I ever was in the SWF/OAOAST. I would say my entire e-fedding career, but I actually had a World Title shot once a long time ago...

 

Anywoo, I'll take a second letter, S.

 

And I must say that I hope someone signs me from Free Agency. I still provide a mean bat.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

And I must say that I hope someone signs me from Free Agency. I still provide a mean bat.

With a chairshot like that, you'll be picked up in a heartbeat.

 

And... Meh, why the Hell not.

 

Gimmie a "T".

[A Happy Medium 0]

look to the last to see what has been unlocked....8 body parts left

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

(Just busts out laughing... Hard.)

 

I know the answer already... But I'll let the others have a little fun.

[Guest Evolution]

Okay, so here's the deal. You guys have turned this into a wasteland, so it's time that I clean up the mess and take out the trash.

 

Three things have been keeping me busy and not updating:

 

1) Recapping Lost and Desperate Housewives for a site that I will not bother naming because I have no desire to plug myself.

2) Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, which is the best in the series.

3) My new job at Target as a cashier.

 

Now, don't be fooled, I'm actually halfway done with the recap of this month, but I keep getting sidetracked. So here's the deal, shorties:

 

I promise you that by the end of tonight, there will be an update for the SFBL. I promise.

 

Did I mention that I promise?

 

Now, you guys have to understand that I'm holding off the Halo 2 Collector's Edition for this, so bare with me.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

[Guest Evolution]

SFBL

August 2020

 

Best Team in August: The Seattle Frasiers. Deadlocked with the Jokers at the conclusion of July, the Frasiers not only launched themselves into first place but gave themselves an amazing six-game lead in the West. Seattle has put themselves in great position to capture the West Division this year and enter into the playoffs, which is their best hope as the Central has hogged most of the Wildcard Standings in the East-West.

 

Worst Team in August: The Las Vegas Jokers. Most of the action was in the West this month, as the Jokers seem to be in position to choke away a rare chance at the SFBL postseason, something this team doesn't experience very often. They're going to need to scrap together all their power to topple the Frasiers, who are looking hot going into the final month of competition.

 

Transactions:

 

NONE!

 

Awards/SFBL Players In The News:

 

Tuesday, August 14th, 2020:

 

Adam West (NY) will miss 5 weeks

 

NEW YORK - New York's Adam West suffered a serious injury Tuesday in a game against Los Angeles. West fell down while running the bases and couldn't get up without help. He will miss around five weeks. After being taken to a local hospital, West was examined by specialists. The diagnosis revealed the sad truth, a torn thigh muscle. West had walked 46 times this year and posts a .365 OBP. While batting .305, 138 for 452, he has driven in 79 runs.

 

Tuesday, August 21st, 2020:

 

New Orleans' Andre Chevalier unloads three times

 

NEW ORLEANS - Andre Chevalier powered New Orleans to a 11-5 win over Vancouver. He did it in style by homering three times. His first blast, a two-run homerun off Ernest Cresswell in the second inning, landed an estimated 412 feet from home plate. His second shot, off Ernest Cresswell in the fourth inning, was a two-run homerun and cleared the fence in left field. Number three in the seventh inning, a shot estimated at 426 feet, cleared the wall in right-center. Andre got four hits in four at-bats, scoring three times with eight RBI.

 

SFBL Standings

 

Injuries:

 

Tuesday 8/14/2020 :

 

NY: Adam West was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Torn Thigh Muscle.

He will be OK in about 5 weeks.

 

Thursday 8/16/2020 :

 

BOS: Christian Fury was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Torn Hip Muscle.

He is out for about 4 weeks.

 

Wednesday 8/22/2020 :

 

COL: Jesse Ewiak was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Bruised Heel.

He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.

 

MEM: Robert Henderson was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Inflamed Back Muscle.

He is out for about one week.

 

TSM Rankings:

 

Batters - Last Month:

1) Jesse Ewiak (.381, 7 HR, 25 RBI, 22 R, 40 H, 9 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 8 BB)

2) Jonathan Dehn (.333, 2 HR, 14 RBI, 24 R, 35 H, 11 2B, 0 3B, 13 SB, 13 BB)

3) Adam West (.326, 4 HR, 20 RBI, 16 R, 30 H, 10 2B, 1 3B, 10 SB, 7 BB)

4) Andre Chevalier (.327, 5 HR, 23 RBI, 17 R, 33 H, 8 2B, 1 3B, 2 SB, 8 BB)

5) Edward James (.277, 6 HR, 16 RBI, 19 R, 28 H, 6 2B, 1 3B, 7 SB, 6 BB)

6) Carlos Desantis (.361, 2 HR, 13 RBI, 20 R, 44 H, 2 2B, 2 3B, 0 SB, 8 BB)

7) Robert Henderson (.298, 4 HR, 19 RBI, 17 R, 31 H, 5 2B, 0 3B, 3 SB, 17 BB)

8) Patrick Hannon (.247, 7 HR, 19 RBI, 16 R, 23 H, 4 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 13 BB)

9) Timothy Marsch (.305, 3 HR, 6 RBI, 18 R, 29 H, 8 2B, 0 3B, 10 SB, 4 BB)

10) Christian Fury (.289, 2 HR, 15 RBI, 15 R, 28 H, 8 2B, 1 3B, 5 SB, 12 BB)

11) Austin Sly (.247, 4 HR, 14 RBI, 15 R, 22 H, 5 2B, 1 3B, 5 SB, 8 BB)

12) Joey Zurn (.262, 1 HR, 12 RBI, 10 R, 28 H, 7 2B, 2 3B, 13 SB, 8 BB)

13) RJ Frost (.257, 5 HR, 13 RBI, 17 R, 27 H, 1 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 5 BB)

14) Paco Fernandez (.256, 4 HR, 6 RBI, 15 R, 20 H, 4 2B, 0 3B, 7 SB, 6 BB)

15) Logan Caldwell (.250, 2 HR, 10 RBI, 13 R, 20 H, 7 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 7 BB)

16) Winston Ghandi (.198, 3 HR, 7 RBI, 18 R, 19 H, 6 2B, 1 3B, 0 SB, 18 BB)

17) Charlie Matthews (.143, 0 HR, 2 RBI, 4 R, 3 H, 2 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 5 BB)

18) David Hunter (.200, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 1 R, 1 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 1 BB)

19) Brandon Rhodes (.000, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 1 R, 0 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 0 BB [1 AB])

20) Mike Van Siclen (.000, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 0 R, 0 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 0 BB [4 AB])

21) Joseph Corbin (AAA)

 

Batters - This Month:

1) Andre Chevalier (.404, 8 HR, 20 RBI, 25 R, 40 H, 11 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 11 BB)

2) Jonathan Dehn (.360, 4 HR, 17 RBI, 23 R, 41 H, 12 2B, 1 3B, 10 SB, 9 BB)

3) Edward James (.265, 8 HR, 24 RBI, 19 R, 27 H, 4 2B, 1 3B, 11 SB, 10 BB)

4) Robert Henderson (.337, 6 HR, 28 RBI, 13 R, 28 H, 5 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 7 BB)

5) Jesse Ewiak (.396, 3 HR, 21 RBI, 13 R, 42 H, 7 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 2 BB)

6) Christian Fury (.345, 4 HR, 15 RBI, 11 R, 20 H, 3 2B, 2 3B, 3 SB, 4 BB)

7) Winston Ghandi (.353, 3 HR, 9 RBI, 18 R, 30 H, 7 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 25 BB)

8) Austin Sly (.236, 6 HR, 18 RBI, 16 R, 25 H, 6 2B, 1 3B, 3 SB, 6 BB)

9) Charlie Matthews (.348, 2 HR, 16 RBI, 10 R, 16 H, 4 2B, 0 3B, 3 SB, 7 BB)

10) Carlos Desantis (.258, 3 HR, 16 RBI, 21 R, 31 H, 5 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 7 BB)

11) RJ Frost (.253, 4 HR, 19 RBI, 14 R, 25 H, 2 2B, 2 3B, 0 SB, 5 BB)

12) Paco Fernandez (.219, 3 HR, 12 RBI, 9 R, 21 H, 8 2B, 3 3B, 10 SB, 10 BB)

13) Timothy Marsch (.315, 0 HR, 8 RBI, 9 R, 29 H, 3 2B, 2 3B, 10 SB, 5 BB)

14) Patrick Hannon (.261, 3 HR, 12 RBI, 14 R, 23 H, 8 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 13 BB)

15) Mike Van Siclen (.385, 0 HR, 6 RBI, 10 R, 15 H, 2 2B, 2 3B, 2 SB, 7 BB)

16) Joey Zurn (.217, 0 HR, 6 RBI, 11 R, 25 H, 6 2B, 1 3B, 8 SB, 9 BB)

17) Adam West (.213, 1 HR, 4 RBI, 12 R, 10 H, 2 2B, 0 3B, 7 SB, 6 BB)

18) Logan Caldwell (.281, 1 HR, 5 RBI, 5 R, 9 H, 1 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 3 BB)

19) David Hunter (.000, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 2 R, 0 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 1 BB [2 AB])

20) Brandon Rhodes (.000, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 0 R, 0 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 0 BB [2 AB])

21) Joseph Corbin (AAA)

 

Batters - Overall:

1) Robert Henderson (.301, 38 HR, 124 RBI, 104 R, 155 H, 24 2B, 2 3B, 10 SB, 49 BB) (=)

2) Jesse Ewiak (.379, 23 HR, 100 RBI, 80 R, 173 H, 30 2B, 2 3B, 6 SB, 35 BB) (=)

3) Jonathan Dehn (.302, 15 HR, 82 RBI, 117 R, 158 H, 40 2B, 2 3B, 57 SB, 64 BB) (+1)

4) Andre Chevalier (.327, 28 HR, 103 RBI, 88 R, 164 H, 41 2B, 1 3B, 5 SB, 40 BB) (+2)

5) Edward James (.278, 27 HR, 91 RBI, 94 R, 140 H, 25 2B, 5 3B, 44 SB, 41 BB) (=)

6) Adam West (.305, 18 HR, 79 RBI, 83 R, 138 H, 30 2B, 4 3B, 51 SB, 46 BB) (-3)

7) Patrick Hannon (.270, 30 HR, 82 RBI, 94 R, 127 H, 25 2B, 0 3B, 12 SB, 73 BB) (=)

8) Carlos Desantis (.307, 15 HR, 81 RBI, 92 R, 179 H, 20 2B, 3 3B, 0 SB, 36 BB) (=)

9) Winston Ghandi (.305, 18 HR, 71 RBI, 94 R, 139 H, 37 2B, 5 3B, 0 SB, 93 BB) (=)

10) Timothy Marsch (.277, 13 HR, 43 RBI, 71 R, 134 H, 26 2B, 4 3B, 52 SB, 29 BB) (=)

11) RJ Frost (.294, 16 HR, 66 RBI, 78 R, 136 H, 14 2B, 6 3B, 2 SB, 30 BB) (=)

12) Christian Fury (.256, 15 HR, 68 RBI, 65 R, 113 H, 26 2B, 4 3B, 26 SB, 49 BB) (+1)

13) Paco Fernandez (.246, 15 HR, 56 RBI, 67 R, 100 H, 31 2B, 9 3B, 36 SB, 38 BB) (-1)

14) Austin Sly (.260, 16 HR, 58 RBI, 57 R, 102 H, 27 2B, 3 3B, 17 SB, 33 BB) (+2)

15) Joey Zurn (.220, 4 HR, 54 RBI, 62 R, 122 H, 29 2B, 6 3B, 50 SB, 51 BB) (-1)

16) Logan Caldwell (.247, 13 HR, 57 RBI, 55 R, 98 H, 20 2B, 4 3B, 2 SB, 31 BB) (-1)

17) Charlie Matthews (.289, 9 HR, 35 RBI, 31 R, 37 H, 11 2B, 0 3B, 3 SB, 15 BB) (+1)

18) David Hunter (.333, 5 HR, 27 RBI, 30 R, 33 H, 5 2B, 1 3B, 2 SB, 17 BB) (-1)

19) Mike Van Siclen (.349, 0 HR, 6 RBI, 10 R, 15 H, 2 2B, 2 3B, 2 SB, 7 BB) (+1)

20) Brandon Rhodes (.167, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 5 R, 1 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 3 SB, 0 BB) (=)

21) Joseph Corbin (AAA)

 

Starting Pitchers:

1) Marvin Jenkins (15-7, 3.20 ERA, 128 Ks, 64 BB, 1.22 WHIP, 2.90 ERC)

2) Frigid Soul (9-6, 4.35 ERA, 105 Ks, 61 BB, 1.37 WHIP, 3.78 ERC)

3) Charlie Simmons (10-8, 4.24 ERA, 100 Ks, 68 BB, 1.35 WHIP, 3.94 ERC)

4) Nigel McClain (10-7, 4.57 ERA, 163 Ks, 69 BB, 1.38 WHIP, 4.28 ERC)

5) Eric LeBeau (13-11, 4.85 ERA, 112 Ks, 76 BB, 1.38 WHIP, 4.66 ERC)

6) Gabriel Cirillo (4-14, 5.86 ERA, 126 Ks, 96 BB, 1.61 WHIP, 4.90 ERC)

7) Ann Onita (4-17, 5.56 ERA, 85 Ks, 114 BB, 1.64 WHIP, 5.12 ERC)

8) Peter Kostka (9-11, 5.97 ERA, 76 Ks, 28 BB, 1.58 WHIP, 5.51 ERC)

 

Relievers:

1) Rolf Dreikugeln (3-4 (20 SV), 3.25 ERA, 52 Ks, 22 BB, 1.16 WHIP, 2.37 ERC)

2) Tiny Gonzales (6-5, 5.28 ERA, 65 Ks, 71 BB, 1.59 WHIP, 5.34 ERC)

 

RECORD TRACKER

 

Tracks which batting records are on track to be broken by TSM players.

 

[Record, Player, Team, Year]

 

Batting Average

East-West - No [.379, Robert Gennari, Boston, 2016]

North-South - No [.405, Robert Henderson, Vancouver, 2014]

TSM - No [.405, Robert Henderson, Vancouver, 2014]

 

At Bats

East-West - No [683, Michael Barnes, Denver, 2015]

North-South - No [718, Shimetarou Naoki, Vancouver, 2017]

TSM - Yes (Carlos Desantis, on pace for 706) [682, Carlos Desantis, Atlanta, 2017]

 

Hits

East-West - No [229, Shiro Suzuki, Phoenix, 2012]

North-South - No [252, Robert Henderson, Vancouver, 2014]

TSM - No [252, Robert Henderson, Vancouver, 2014]

 

Doubles

East-West - No [68, David Tondus, Montreal, 2018]

North-South - No [72, Mark Mclean, Vancouver, 2011]

TSM - Yes (Andre Chevalier and Jonathan Dehn, on pace for 50 and 49, respectively) [48, Shiro Suzuki and Jesse Ewiak and Adam West, Phoenix and New Orleans and New York, 2006 and 2018 and 2018]

 

Triples

East-West - No [19, John Duffner, Denver, 2016]

North-South - No [18, Paco Fernandez, Jacksonville, 2016]

TSM - No [18, Paco Fernandez, Jacksonville, 2016]

 

Homeruns

East-West - No [60, Shimetarou Naoki, Baltimore, 2009]

North-South - No [63, Jc Morello, Houston, 2013]

TSM - No [56, Robert Henderson, Memphis, 2019]

 

Runs Batted In

East-West - No [166, Shimetarou Naoki, Baltimore, 2009]

North-South - No [176, Robert Henderson, Memphis, 2019]

TSM - No [176, Robert Henderson, Memphis, 2019]

 

Runs

East-West - No [141, Manny Donato, Seattle, 2015]

North-South - No [146, John Scherfenberg, New Orleans, 2016]

TSM - No [144, Carlos Desantis, Atlanta, 2011]

 

Base on Balls

East-West - No [149, Sergio Santana, Boston, 2004]

North-South - No [144, Herbert Huber, Jacksonville, 2006]

TSM - No [130, Winston Ghandi, Jacksonville, 2010]

 

Strikeouts

East-West - No [192, Alex Mcconnaughey, Denver, 2017]

North-South - No [197, Marcus Wernicke, Kansas City, 2019]

TSM - No [154, Joseph Corbin, Charlotte, 2013]

 

Stolen Bases

East-West - No [74, Freeman Hostetter, Seattle, 2006]

North-South - No [77, Tike Quadros, Jacksonville, 2014]

TSM - No [73, Jonathan Dehn, Columbus, 2019]

 

MILESTONE TRACKER

 

Tracks TSM players as they track down career milestones.

 

Numbers represent the position of the TSM player on the all-time career leaderboard.

 

3,000 Hits

 

1. Carlos Desantis 3372

3. Robert Henderson 2852

4. RJ Frost 2839

9. Winston Ghandi 2642

11. Logan Caldwell 2580

12. Edward James 2524

22. David Hunter 2269

 

500 Homeruns

 

5. RJ Frost 517

6. Carlos Desantis 516

7. Robert Henderson 509

20. Edward James 387

21. Logan Caldwell 384

 

1500 RBI

 

1. RJ Frost 1870

2. Carlos Desantis 1867

6. Robert Henderson 1644

13. Logan Caldwell 1492

14. Winston Ghandi 1481

16. Edward James 1428

25. David Hunter 1279

 

500 Doubles

 

15. RJ Frost 514

18. Winston Ghandi 499

19. Logan Caldwell 497

 

150 Triples

 

1. David Hunter 134

2. Edward James 126

3. Logan Caldwell 123

5. Winston Ghandi 112

 

2000 Runs

 

1. Carlos Desantis 1991

5. RJ Frost 1747

6. Winston Ghandi 1711

10. Robert Henderson 1639

12. Edward James 1501

17. Logan Caldwell 1450

18. David Hunter 1427

 

1500 Walks

 

3. Winston Ghandi 1553

9. Carlos Desantis 1251

16. RJ Frost 1144

 

300 Wins

 

4. Eric LeBeau 206

5. Marvin Jenkins 204

 

600 Saves

 

9. Rolf Dreikugeln 302

 

PLAYER DEVELOPMENT

 

Frigid Soul has lost some lower body strength, his duration drops to E ...

 

CHANGE IN ROLES

 

(bold players indicate that their roles changed)

 

Adam West - on the disabled list.

Andre Chevalier - playing leftfield for the Crunk Machine, batting fourth against right-handed pitchers and batting sixth against left-handed pitchers.

Ann Onita - pitching first in the Real McCoys' major league rotation.

Austin Sly - playing rightfield for the Glory Holes, batting fourth against right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

Brandon Rhodes - defensive backup at second base for Montreal's A team.

Carlos DeSantis - playing first base for the Hanoi Janes, batting third against right-handed pitchers and batting second against left-handed pitchers.

Charlie Matthews - defensive backup at catcher for the Crime Spree.

Charlie Simmons - pitching third in Oklahoma's major league rotation.

Christian Fury - on the disabled list.

David Hunter - defensive backup at second base for the Jokers.

Edward James - playing third base for the Freedom, batting third against both left-handed and right-handed pitchers.

Eric LeBeau - pitching second in the Crime Spree's major league rotation.

Frigid Soul - pitching third in the Bums' major league rotation.

Gabriel Cirillo - pitching first in the Twisters' major league rotation.

Jesse Ewiak - playing first base for the Pride, batting second against right-handed pitchers and batting third against left-handed pitchers.

Joey Zurn - playing leftfield for the Glory Holes, batting second against right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

Jonathan Dehn - playing centerfield for the Pride, batting leadoff against both right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

Joseph Corbin - playing shortstop for Baltimore's AAA team, leading off.

Logan Caldwell - the designated hitter for the Eels against right-handed pitchers, batting second. Plays third base against left-handed pitchers, batting second.

Marvin Jenkins - pitching second in the Twisters' major league rotation.

Mike Van Siclen - defensive backup at third base for the Fritures de Liberte.

Nigel McClain - pitching first in the Pride's major league rotation.

Paco Fernandez - playing third base for the Crime Spree, batting ninth against right-handed pitchers and leading off against left-handed pitchers.

Patrick Hannon - playing third base for the Jokers, batting fourth against right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

Peter Kostka - pitching fourth in the Freedom's major league rotation.

RJ Frost - playing first base for the Frasiers, batting eighth against right-handed pitchers and batting ninth against left-handed pitchers.

Robert Henderson - on the disabled list.

Rolf Dreikugeln - closer for the Ashes.

Timothy Marsch - playing catcher for the Glory Holes, batting leadoff against right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

Tiny Gonzales - middle reliever for the Crunk Machine.

Winston Ghandi - playing shortstop for the Jackoffs, batting third against left-handed and right-handed pitchers.

 

LEAGUE LEADERS

 

East-West Batting Average

 

.361 Jose Etenza, DEN

.341 Jim Wells, PHI

.331 Mike Cannington, LV

 

North-South Batting Average

 

.379 "Vagabond" Jesse Ewiak, COL

.368 Kuwatarou Hideo, VAN

.349 Harry Bleise, HOU

 

East-West Homeruns

 

33 Wilfredo "Chipotle" Sauceda, MON

32 Dave "Succotash" Sospiri, OKL

31 "Dr. Destiny" Pedro Colon, PHO

 

North-South Homeruns

 

38 "Big Red" Robert Henderson, MEM

38 "Sticky Hands" Steve Hatfield, ATL

31 Harry Bleise, HOU

 

East-West Runs Batted In

 

112 "El Flamenco" Alejandro Pulido, OKL

108 Wilfredo "Chipotle" Sauceda, MON

100 "Dr. Destiny" Pedro Colon, PHO

 

North-South Runs Batted In

 

124 "Big Red" Robert Henderson, MEM

122 "Sticky Hands" Steve Hatfield, ATL

114 Balesio Varela, VAN

 

East-West Stolen Bases

 

52 Timothy "Ion" Marsch, LA

51 "Flyboy" Adam West, NY

50 "Rocketbuster" Joey Zurn, LA

 

North-South Stolen Bases

 

57 Jonathan "Tortis" Dehn, COL

48 "Domo Arigato" Manny Donato, MEM

34 Marcus Wernicke, KAN

 

East-West Earned Run Average

 

2.59 Osvaldo Gallardo, SEA

2.73 "The Phantom" Bill Cobos, DEN

2.84 George Alongi, CHI

 

North-South Earned Run Average

 

2.27 "The Enforcer" Claudio Galaviz, MEM

2.48 "The Shark Finn" William Tienhaara, NRL

2.89 Jared Mountney, VAN

 

East-West Wins

 

19 Tim "Hack" Neal, BOS

18 "Destiny" Fabio Mercurio, BAL

16 "The Phantom" Bill Cobos, DEN

 

North-South Wins

 

17 Andrew Fasquelle, JAC

15 Eugene Viljoen, MEM

15 "The Enforcer" Claudio Galaviz, MEM

 

East-West Strikeouts

 

246 Binky Musty, NY

197 Tim "Hack" Neal, BOS

187 "Groundhog" Whit Periman, LA

 

North-South Strikeouts

 

191 Raimundo Garcia, CHA

187 Miguel Moldonado, NJ

185 Andrew Fasquelle, JAC

 

Give the HTML site some time, I'll post when that's all up.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

Thursday 8/16/2020 :

 

BOS: Christian Fury was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Torn Hip Muscle.

He is out for about 4 weeks.

 

Christian Fury - on the disabled list.

 

THAT is NOT what I was looking forward to seeing...

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

The key is to get the Twisters to the first winning season and then make the playoff run in 2021. And since Marvin made the playoffs in 2007 and 2014, the 7 year pattern indicates that will happen in 2021...

[Guest Evolution]

http://www.hostultra.com/~sfbl/index.html

 

It's all good.

 

Final month will be coming...when it's done.

[Guest Evolution]

I've simulated the final month short of the final four games in October, but I thought I'd tease you all with this little ditty that I typed up.

 

RACE TO THE FINISH

 

Boston Tea Baggers and New York Bums

 

For: The Eastern Division

Stipulations: The loser goes home, as the Wildcard has been clinched by either Baltimore or Denver.

Standings:

 

Team GB

Boston --

New York 1

 

Baltimore Crime Spree and Denver Douchebags

 

For: The East-West Central Division/The East-West Wild Card

Stipulations: The winner will be division champs, but the loser will be wildcard champions.

Standings:

 

Team GB

Baltimore --

Denver 4

 

Vancouver Vasectomy, Columbus Pride and New Jersey Clerks

For: The North Division/The North-South Wild Card

Stipulations: The winner will be division champs, and the two losers will finish first-second or tie for the wildcard spot.

Standings:

 

Team GB

Vancouver --

Columbus 3

New Jersey 3

 

New Orleans Crunk Machine and Jacksonville Jackoffs

For: The South Division

Stipulations: Loser goes home, simple as that. This is the closest that an expansion team has come to the SFBL playoffs.

 

Standings:

 

Team GB

New Orleans --

Jacksonville 4