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what stupid fuck gave it 1.0 or 2.0?

 

I can understand the 5.0 and 6.0's

Hmmm.....Scott Keith........

If I had the power, I'd ban his name from TSM.

 

I can't fucking stand the guy at all.

Me or Scott Keith?

 

Oh and did anyone else notice the Checkered Vans Slip On's that Chuck Palumbo was wearing? Awesome....

You, ya big ol twat! ;)

Moi!?!?!?! I challenge you to a duel! I pick pistols at dawn!

 

Anyways.....I'm still hung up on those damn shoes...that was just funny....I don't usually see grown men wear those....especially muscle bound oafs.

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Guest Choken One

This guy actually thinks the butchered spotbotching stuff in TNA is real cruiserweight wrestling....

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How was Taker's triangle choke(s) anyways?

He put a good one on TBS at NWO...so I'd imagine it was the same...

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How was Taker's triangle choke(s) anyways?

Well he did it while Brock was on the apron and Taker was behind him in the ring kind of hanging off the top rope.

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Ugh I got to do it...Choken from reading the PPV thread you didn't even see the show yet your chastizing people who say the show sucked?  :huh:

heh, its like last month when I argued that I liked Unforgiven and was told no I couldn't have because it was a bad show by those who didn't see it....

I saw it...It sucked.

Not that I want to rehash this ungodly argument, thats fine, you saw it so you are entitled to your opinion...

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what stupid fuck gave it 1.0 or 2.0?

 

I can understand the 5.0 and 6.0's

Hmmm.....Scott Keith........

If I had the power, I'd ban his name from TSM.

 

I can't fucking stand the guy at all.

Me or Scott Keith?

 

Oh and did anyone else notice the Checkered Vans Slip On's that Chuck Palumbo was wearing? Awesome....

You, ya big ol twat! ;)

Moi!?!?!?! I challenge you to a duel! I pick pistols at dawn!

 

Anyways.....I'm still hung up on those damn shoes...that was just funny....I don't usually see grown men wear those....especially muscle bound oafs.

he also wears white wifebeater with Black Beret and Unlit chomped Cigar and we thought this guy was GAY?

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ZACH GOWEN DEFEATED MATT HARDY

With his signature Shooting Star Press, Zach

Gowen scored his first singles victory as a contracted WWE Superstar.

 

Za? Hiring on air personalities with no wrestling knowledge is one thing, but their internet team can't distinguish certain moves?

 

I don't give a flying shit about that crippled fuck. What did Matt ever do to deserve this?

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Moi!?!?!?! I challenge you to a duel! I pick pistols at dawn!

 

Just to make sure you know, lol, I was being sarcastic. I DESPISE Scott Keith, I really do.

 

Forget pistols, let's force one another to watch a Mark Henry match. The one still awake by the end is the winner...

 

...no, wait...make that the loser.

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How was Taker's triangle choke(s) anyways?

Well he did it while Brock was on the apron and Taker was behind him in the ring kind of hanging off the top rope.

That is one of my favorite spots of all time, it was just awesome.

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Moi!?!?!?! I challenge you to a duel! I pick pistols at dawn!

 

Just to make sure you know, lol, I was being sarcastic. I DESPISE Scott Keith, I really do.

 

Forget pistols, let's force one another to watch a Mark Henry match. The one still awake by the end is the winner...

 

...no, wait...make that the loser.

Maybe AS will loan you his BEST OF TEST DVD...

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Moi!?!?!?! I challenge you to a duel! I pick pistols at dawn!

 

Just to make sure you know, lol, I was being sarcastic. I DESPISE Scott Keith, I really do.

 

Forget pistols, let's force one another to watch a Mark Henry match. The one still awake by the end is the winner...

 

...no, wait...make that the loser.

Oh boy...I have sat through many a long and boring match buddy. I know how to do this.....I mean I watched Kronik vs. BOD several times after the fact! Because I was feeling naughty and needed to be punished....

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he also wears white wifebeater with Black Beret and Unlit chomped Cigar and we thought this guy was GAY?

Yes.....yes he is..........I mean...come on........

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So what are the odds that Steph will show up on Smackdown??

Are you insinuating she SHOULDN'T be allowed to give a 20 minutes tearful goodbye speech to her adoring fans before returning from her 4 week abscense?

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ZACH GOWEN DEFEATED MATT HARDY

With his signature Shooting Star Press, Zach

Gowen scored his first singles victory as a contracted WWE Superstar.

 

Za? Hiring on air personalities with no wrestling knowledge is one thing, but their internet team can't distinguish certain moves?

 

I don't give a flying shit about that crippled fuck. What did Matt ever do to deserve this?

I didn't see the show, but I heard Hardy blew the finish to the McMahon match by saying he gave the tape to the NEW GM of smackdown, and if the match ending involved a fluke pin, it might have been changed lasy minute as punishment for the slip ( It involved McMahons DAMMIT! UNACCEPTABLE!)

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ZACH GOWEN DEFEATED MATT HARDY

With his signature Shooting Star Press, Zach

Gowen scored his first singles victory as a contracted WWE Superstar.

 

Za? Hiring on air personalities with no wrestling knowledge is one thing, but their internet team can't distinguish certain moves?

 

I don't give a flying shit about that crippled fuck. What did Matt ever do to deserve this?

I didn't see the show, but I heard Hardy blew the finish to the McMahon match by saying he gave the tape to the NEW GM of smackdown, and if the match ending involved a fluke pin, it might have been changed lasy minute as punishment for the slip ( It involved McMahons DAMMIT! UNACCEPTABLE!)

So THAT explains why Michael Cole had to let JR call the main event of Wrestlemania XV :)

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So what are the odds that Steph will show up on Smackdown??

I'd say low since it will take a few days for her to fit her cartoonish breasts in her wedding dress. But don't worry she'll be back by the SD! after Survivor Series or worse on Raw with hubby.

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I just pray Eddie moves onto better from here on out.

Your prayers are unanswered. He's gonna be feuding with Chavo.

 

As far the Gowen hate, wish death upon him since you don't like him.

 

I won't pass any judgement on the PPV until I see it. It seems however from different opinions I've read some matches are being overrated i.e. Brock/Taker. I definitely wanna check out Benoit/Train because they both entertain me and I wanna see how Train handled possibly hurting Benoit. If he handled it how Choken said, he's already better than Chavo Jr. and RVD IMO.

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ZACH GOWEN DEFEATED MATT HARDY

With his signature Shooting Star Press, Zach

Gowen scored his first singles victory as a contracted WWE Superstar.

 

Za? Hiring on air personalities with no wrestling knowledge is one thing, but their internet team can't distinguish certain moves?

 

I don't give a flying shit about that crippled fuck. What did Matt ever do to deserve this?

I didn't see the show, but I heard Hardy blew the finish to the McMahon match by saying he gave the tape to the NEW GM of smackdown, and if the match ending involved a fluke pin, it might have been changed lasy minute as punishment for the slip ( It involved McMahons DAMMIT! UNACCEPTABLE!)

Hmm....I didn't hear that....but I could hardly understand a word Matt was saying. He was talking way to fast.

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ZACH GOWEN DEFEATED MATT HARDY

With his signature Shooting Star Press, Zach

Gowen scored his first singles victory as a contracted WWE Superstar.

 

Za? Hiring on air personalities with no wrestling knowledge is one thing, but their internet team can't distinguish certain moves?

 

I don't give a flying shit about that crippled fuck. What did Matt ever do to deserve this?

I didn't see the show, but I heard Hardy blew the finish to the McMahon match by saying he gave the tape to the NEW GM of smackdown, and if the match ending involved a fluke pin, it might have been changed lasy minute as punishment for the slip ( It involved McMahons DAMMIT! UNACCEPTABLE!)

Hmm....I didn't hear that....but I could hardly understand a word Matt was saying. He was talking way to fast.

Reason #45894058 why Matt Hardy will never amount to anything in WWE.

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Guest krazykat72

Tajiri-Rey ***

Benoit-A Train **1/2

Hardy/Gowen **

APA/Bashams *1/2

Vince/Stephanie *3/4 (mainly for the heat and Vince's heel mannerisms)

Angle/Cena ***1/2

Eddy/ Big Show *1/2

'Taker/Lesnar **3/4 (the ending with 4 people running in killed it for me)

 

overall, a solid if unspectacular night of wrestling with some puzzling booking and thankfully a hot crowd.

 

-Paul Jacobi

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Guest Boo_Bradley

Vince is a Heel, Matt's a Heel, Heels stick together, he'd side with Vince and expect him to win.

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John Capuano of Philadelphia Pa. (1.0): I hate to give this a 1.0, because there was at least one match that I thought was good, and that was the Angle vs. Cena match, but the bad tonight outweighed the good by far too much. The rest of the PPV, I thought was very very lame. Well, maybe not only one, but with the exception of Tajiri vs. Mysterio and Cena vs. Angle, the rest of the show wasn't good at all. Normally, when Benoit and Guerrero are on the PPV, you're guaranteed at least two good matches, and tonight, we barley even got that. They made Guerrero job to Big Show and stuck Benoit with the failure, A-Train. After the Guerrero match, I was like, "Hey maybe this means that Guerrero will get a World Title push now." After I said that, Eddie and Chavo were arguing so it looks like WWE is going to start an Eddie-Chavo feud. Add Guerrero to the latest list of talent WWE can't book right, even though he is over huge and will still be the WWE's latest lost opportunity. The Tajiri vs. Mysterio match was a good match, but I mean come on, these are supposed to be cruiserweights. Shouldn't they be doing more high-flying stuff like NWA-TNA's X-Division? This is the worst 35 bucks I've ever sent on a WWE PPV, and I will assure you, I won't be buying a WWE show again anytime soon. Thank god for ROH, TNA, and MLW. Without those, I think I'd go insane. WWE seriously needs to straighten themselves out ASAP. If Paul Heyman was watching tonight, he's pulling the hair out of his head, well, the hair that he has left anyway. He can't have that much hair left if he's been watching WWE for the past few months.

 

Let's see...

 

1. from Philadelphia

 

2. marks for indie feds while trashing the WWE

 

3. gives a verbal blowjob to Paul Heyman

 

4. advocates spotty US cruiserweight wrestling as the best style

 

Can anyone say "ECW Mutant"?

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My biggest complaint with this pay-per-view was Tazz. I think he is one of the worst color analysts in history, and like Angle and Lesnar's matches, I feel that he is very overrated. All he does is sit down there and act like a coach and it really annoys me. He needs to learn how to do it and remain in a heel like fashion like Jesse Ventura used to. I don't see how anyone can criticize Jerry Lawler when comparing him to Tazz. Lawler throws in his one liners, he can pronounce words correctly, and gives some advice while commentating, but it's not the main part of his act like it is Tazz's

Surely shome mishtake? I can't believe someone thinks Lawler is a better colour commentator than Tazz, especially currently. Why does he need to act like Ventura? (Lawler's not exactly overly heelish, now is he?) What exactly is the problem with Tazz? That he calls moves correctly (does Lawler even call them at all anymore?), or that he puts over good wrestling, as opposed to the sight of cleavage, as the main attraction? As for pronouncing words correctly...pfff...I mark out for "JOY-MAN!" anyways.

 

I didn't think the PPV was as good as Mania or Vengeance, but it was one of the more enjoyable in recent memory. Sagged a bit in the middle, but the crowd helped a LOT.

 

Tajiri-Rey ***1/4, really good up till the end, I would have rather had some of that Black Mist than a run-in. Good commentating here, putting over that cruiserweights don't have to be aerial all the time.

Benoit-A Train **3/4, I really am getting to like A-Train over the last year, his moveset is pretty funky. Horrible landing for Benoit, I was wincing at the replay. Would have got *** if it wasn't for Benoit faffing about with the sharpshooter (which was otherwise cool.)

Hardy/Gowen *3/4, I like Hardy AND (God help me) Gowen in the ring, but I was just not getting much out of this.

APA/Bashams *1/4, just really, really bored me. I don't mind the Bashams but I just couldn't care less about the APA, and Shaniqua will need more than a boob job to become even vaguely attractive. 1/4* for the cool Last Call off the 'buckle.

Vince/Stephanie *1/2 for the heat that Vince (God love him) somehow gets off a crowd, and the booking which was adequate. Well placed in the show, aswell.

Angle/Cena ****, absolutely incredible heat and I 100% bought the near fall with Angle's medal. Good action and pacing and a clean finish with both guys leaving looking good. MOTN.

Eddy/ Big Show **1/4, enjoyable brawl, told a clear, concise story... couldn't have asked for much better - hopefully Eddie comes off this well and can keep his heat - shouldn't be a problem for my man latino heat!

'Taker/Lesnar ***1/2, I was soooo into this until the run-ins at the end, the spots were great, the match really hung together nicely, Taker was sweeeet and I always love Brock's bumping. Would have given it around ****1/4 if not for the run-ins, which really FUCKED ME OFF, and the pointless near falls which I was never going to buy. The chain should have come down a little earlierfor some choking action, and they should have taken a single shot with the chain before each nearfall.

 

Still, can't complain!

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It sucked. A lot. The first two matches were 100% fine, both for match quality and booking. The rest? Bleh.

 

Rey vs. Tajiri. Fun match, given enough time and had a run-in which might actually lead to something. So far so good.

 

Benoit vs. Train. OK match, even though Train got blown up and dropped Benoit on his head. Benoit was put over strong and the sharpshooter was a very nice touch.

 

Now it all went wrong.

 

Matt vs. Gowan. OK. I respect Gowan, but c'mon! The match was exactly the same as every Gowan match (bleh) and the finish? ugh.

 

APA vs. Bashams. Guess what? Shite. Shaniqua's promo was utterly horrible and this whole thing is a massive waste of Doug.

 

Vince vs. Steph. They stuck to what they are "good" at, I suppose. Went a bit too long and the finish was bad. Shouldn't the total lack of heat for Linda indicate to Vinnie that nobody cares about her?

 

Angle vs. Cena. Average...at best. Angle is just so goofy. One minute dead-the next running up the ropes and trying a belly-to-belly. I dunno, if it's fair of me to rate this as Cena's "I don't have a clue what to do next so I will stick on this hold to kill time" headlock nearly put me to sleep. Match had a bad first half, decent second half.

 

Eddy vs. Show. Yeah! Give the Big Show (who looked fatter than ever) Eddy's belt. Great! Match was bad.

 

Lesnar vs. Taker. WOW! That's how you book a monster heel. Match was nothing. Same match they always have. Why the fuck was Taker trying cradles etc. early on? Why was he trying to get a pinfall before the chain had come into play? I thought that was the point. You know, to get the chain? Then there was the ridiculous lights out situation and the FBI run in (neither of which made sense and nobody attempted to explain them) just so Taker could look strong before he jobbed.

Edited by BionicRedneck

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