Freckled Wrestlers

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

I'm wanting to become a pro wrestler, but I feel that having lots of freckles will hurt my look. Do you know of any freckled(to the max) wrestlers that I could look for inspiration?

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I'm sure there are....

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

Anyone with red hair or very fair skin has freckles. Bob Backlund has freckles. If you're talking super-uber freckled, none that come to mind.

[Slayer 0]

Don't worry, as long as you're over 7 feet tall and 500 lbs, you'll always be guaranteed a job in Vince's empire, freckles or not

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Could always use facepaint and an attire with long sleeves...

[Papacita 0]

Chyna has a few freckles on her chest...

 

What?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I'm just glad Chyna's a nobody now, because now you're not "Chyna this" and "Chyna that."

[razazteca 0]

Make it your gimmick.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

I'm considering the long sleeves and pants idea.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Connect-The-Dots gimmick.

 

Give ringside fans pens and watch the money come-a-rolling.

 

UYI

[Murmuring Beast 0]

If Vince is your employer, you'll be given the gimmick Freckle the Fucker. You'll wrestle at house shows and then your gimmick will inexplicably be scrapped. Turns out, you're Kanyon.

[Guest Megatron]

Well, HHH does have all that back acne.....

[yankovic fan 0]

Can't you get it airbrushed?

 

I know a girl who has a lot of freckles, and for a local bikini calender she was in, they airbrushed her skin and the photo showed her as having no freckles.

 

Or would wrestling make that be sweated off?

 

Not sure how all that works.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Can't you get it airbrushed?

 

I know a girl who has a lot of freckles, and for a local bikini calender she was in, they airbrushed her skin and the photo showed her as having no freckles.

 

Or would wrestling make that be sweated off?

 

Not sure how all that works.

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[Guest Random Hero]

I think it's safe to say they probably airbrushed the photo rather than her skin.