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Michael Hayes is the man!!!

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Guest William E
Right, it wasn't like Hayes did that at the wedding itself. He did it at the after party ie reception where there was an open bar. I'm sure everyone wasn't sitting there with a glass of water, eating their chicken breast and baked potato when Michael Hayes all of a sudden jumped up on stage in a drunken rage and began singing show tunes.

They were all drinking YJ-Stinger, and when Hayes started getting out of hand Linda spit a bunch of killer bees out of her mouth and chased him off stage, right into a clothesline from the groom.

LOL, the image of that in my head is too funny!!!

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"Once a Freebird, always a Freebird."

 

That rawks.

I pity the fool Michael Hayes.

 

HHH:"Dad-uh, he ruined-uh my reception! Dooooo something! Uh."

 

Steph: "Daaaaaaaaaddddddddyyyyyyyyy! Make him suffer!"

 

Vince: "Don't worry kids, he'll be scrubbing toilet's with his eyelids by the end of the week."

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No Scott Hall? I thought they were boys.

he recently got arrested, so if he isn't in jail then he's deffinately on probation which means no leaving Florida.

 

one of my main missions in life is to sit back and have a beer with Scott

Give it time, he'll be auctioning that off on Ebay someday soon.

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Guest The Decadent Slacker

Surprised no one jumped on the easiest joke:

 

If Hayes left there tomorrow, would we still remember him?

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Guest Coffey
Surprised no one jumped on the easiest joke:

 

If Hayes left there tomorrow, would we still remember him?

That was great.

 

"Once a Freebird, always a Freebird" is almost sig worthy....

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They should have had Tony Schiavone as MC.

 

"WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF ALL OUR LIVES!!!!!"

 

"MICHAEL HAYES JUST SAID HE'S A FREEBIRD FOR LIFE! IS HE JOINING THE NWO? TUNE INTO NITRO TO FIND OUT!"

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Guest TheHulkster

Michael Hayes is one of the reasons why Raw is steadily improving and Smackdown is getting worse. Ever since he jumped ship, there has been a shift in quality. I say let the man cut loose. If I were at the wedding, I would've requested "Badstreet USA".

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The wedding had 320 invited guests, including: Shane McMahon, William Regal, Kevin Nash, Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair, Undertaker, Triple H’s brother in law, Marissa McMahon, Undertaker’s wife Sara, some long time friends of Stephanie's, Chris Benoit & Nancy (Woman), Stone Cold and his lady, Killer Kowalski and his lady, Sgt. Slaughter, Michael Hayes, The Prichard’s, Jim Ross & Wife, Big Show & wife Tess, Fatu, Earl Hebner, Booker T, Moolah (Lillian), Mae Young, Miyako Blassie, Eddie Guerrero, Edge, Arnie Skaaland & wife Betty, Mick Foley, Tim White, Howard Finkel & his wife, Arn Anderson and Bradshaw. Others from the WWE office were also invited.

 

Credit: 1wrestling.com

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Guest wayzing
I'm sure everyone wasn't sitting there with a glass of water, eating their chicken breast and baked potato when Michael Hayes all of a sudden jumped up on stage in a drunken rage and began singing show tunes.

Imagining this scene is just hilarious.

 

It would be the best "drunk at wedding reception" since Steve Buscemi in "The Wedding Singer".

 

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The best man? The Better Man! :headbang:

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Guest ravman77
For those curious, Triple H’s father was his best man. I think that is a really nice touch. Other members of his wedding party were Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, William Regal and The Undertaker.

 

Stephanie’s bridal party consisted of non-wrestling people

 

Right now, I have a funny image in my head of the after-wedding party, with some friends of Stephs mingling with the boys..

 

"Hi there. Whats your name?"

"Im the Deadman"

"Okay....."

"Are you in my yard girl?!"

"Um...."

"Cause I'm Big Evil y'know"

"Yeahhh...Do you know Paul then?"

"Damn right. Bastard hit me with a sledgehammer last year"

 

And so on.... :D

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Right now, I have a funny image in my head of the after-wedding party, with some friends of Stephs mingling with the boys..

 

"Hi there. Whats your name?"

"Im the Deadman"

"Okay....."

"Are you in my yard girl?!"

"Um...."

"Cause I'm Big Evil y'know"

"Yeahhh...Do you know Paul then?"

"Damn right. Bastard hit me with a sledgehammer last year"

 

Could be worse...he could bring the old "booger red" nickname out of retirement

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