Your weekly "Bitch about Shane" thread

[Guest Redhawk]

Okay, it's not like Test is ever going to be a superstar or anything (at least not without some good writers). And I don't necessarily have a problem with Test being made to look weak. But at the hands of SHANE MCMAHON?

 

Vince's son is becoming worse than HHH with this indestructible character he's playing. At least HHH is a wrestler and looks like he should able to kick everyone's ass. Shane looks like your average guy, which he actually highlights by wearing a jersey and pants and not anything that shows off his muscles (even Vince shows off his muscles when he wrestles).

 

Not only does Shane make every heel he beats up look weak, he is indirectly making all the babyfaces look like crap. No one else on RAW has the balls to stand up to Kane, let alone challenge him to an ambulance match, aside from a non-wrestler? I'm not someone who thinks you should book winners and losers strictly based on size, but Test's obvious size advantge over Shane make Test look even worse when he's not only getting his ass kicked, but crying for help from another 300-pounder (Kane), who wouldn't even go down the ramp and meet Big Bad Shane.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Shane acts like an uber heel, but is supposed to be a face.

 

JR and King spend the match calling Kane "scared" because he won't come out.

 

And when Kane does come out he doesn't do anything. By that point the crowd was so dead that you could hear crickets chirp...literally.

[Guest Coffey]

But...but..but...Shane's the "good" McMahon. Remember?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Not anymore he isn't. There are no good McMahons now.

[Golgo 13 0]

Test was injured. He was at a disadvantage, and even then it's not like Shane was dominating.

 

Normally I'd agree with the sentiment, but ehh. If I were to go after anything, it'd be Shane being too heelish, ripping off the Van Terminator again or that horrible promo of his, not helped by the delay of Kane coming out, which just killed the crowd.

[Guest Coffey]

There never were any good McMahon's. That was a lot of our points back when people were wanting him to come back.

 

"He's not as bad as Vince or Stephanie! He has more character/charisma/talent than Linda! He won't hurt the workers physically or credibility wise."

 

Yup.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Who cares about Test.

 

The problem was when JR, King and Shane all stated that Kane was AFRAID OF SHANE MCMAHON.

 

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[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

Well I can't really blame Kane. I mean my God, Shane Mcmahon is a pudgy 30 something year old guy with grey hair, I'm quite sure the reason Kane was so late was because he soiled himself and was changing pants.

 

Mcmahon is a KILLER. He is the ONLY man who can get as sick and twisted as Kane. Remember his name and BOW to it, for it is all that matters anymore.

[Highland 0]

I still wonder who Kane pissed off to be buried like this time after time over his career (Kate Vick and Shane).

I'm guessing Shane's supposed to be some inner city punk or something, with his baggy steet clothes and his hands signs and his stupid footwork.

[Dangerous A 0]

This Shane/Kane feud has been nothing but bad. It will not end good for anyone, especially the fans.

 

You can guarantee that.

[Bored 0]

You know I enjoyed one thing about the segment...the complete indifference the crowd had to the whole thing. They just didn't fucking care. Its good to see even the marks are tired of this fued.

[Guest Redhawk]

One thing that worries me is, what happens after the Kane-Shane feud is over? Does Shane go back underground for a while? Does he go on to be RAW or Smackdown GM? ('cause Lord knows we need TWO GMs who can beat down their entire talent roster.) Does he move on to feud with another top heel who will subsequently be buried? Does this all lead to the inevitable Vince vs. Shane main event at Wrestlemania 20? How long before Shane wins the World title, since he's the only bayface who they've booked so strongly outside of Goldberg, Undertaker and Steve Austin?

[Guest darrick_lucas]

i don't know the the whole family thinks that them on tv equals ratings because it doesn't and shane now the new force in the wwe is laughable and that father / daughter match was a terrible concept from the get go

[Youth N Asia 0]

Just give the bosses kid the belt already...he's going over on Kane every other week when no one else can stop him.

 

Eat a boner Shane, you suck

[Guest StevieNightHeat]

I have a feeling that the Ambulance match at Survivor Series will be Shane's last match. Hopefully after Survivor Series Shane will realize that no one cares about him and he leaves WWE TV.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Normally, I would insert sarcastic comment here. Instead, I can't even begin to place my disgust with the WWE product. Raw was terrible last night and a big reason why was the Test/Shane/Kane angle. This was HORRIBLE. Test being booked so weak that I and I am actually pissed about it! I think that sums up the way I feel about this pretty good.

[Guest NCJ]

The match itself wasn't half bad considering Test had a broken foot and was wrestling a non wrestler, but him constantly calling for Kane's help was just ridiculous. Why wouldn't Kane just come out on his own. I just hope after SS Kane can go on to better things. Like being buried by face HHH.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

AMBULANCE match...

 

'nuff said.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I laughed when I saw an ambulance match stipulation. What moron thought of that? It must just be a stretcher match or a dumpster match but dressed up as something dangerous.

 

I won't be satisfied until Kane drives the ambulance off a outdoor cliff, getting out of the vehicle after impact, and pinning a lifeless Shane McMahon (not really lifeless, you know)

 

Shane then dies (again, not really) and Kane adds his first murder to his imminent tally of slaughters~

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Their last match was poor, and this will be no different.

 

Someone is going through the roof.

[Guest MikeSC]

Their last match was poor, and this will be no different.

 

Someone is going through the roof.

I put even money on, after the match, Shane ascending to Heaven and sitting at the right hand of God almighty.

 

It's the next logical step.

-=Mike

[2GOLD 0]

Test has a broken foot...I didn't see how they could have booked him stronger than they did.

 

It took about five trashcan lid shots, a spinning DDT onto a trash can and a trash can to the face to beat him.

 

It wasn't a squash, it was an injured man doing all he could against a man who was 100% and armed.

 

Usually I would go along with the "SHANE BURIED HIM" but in this case, I was just confused why Test was there. If anything, it made Shane look weak which makes Kane look weak for being unable to best him.

 

Test was fine though.

[haVoc 0]

WTF? An ambulance match? Remember that great ambulance match between Bam Bam Bigaloo and Mike Awesome in WcW?

 

Yeah, exactly.....

[Guest MD2020]

Well I can't really blame Kane. I mean my God, Shane Mcmahon is a pudgy 30 something year old guy with grey hair, I'm quite sure the reason Kane was so late was because he soiled himself and was changing pants.

 

Mcmahon is a KILLER. He is the ONLY man who can get as sick and twisted as Kane. Remember his name and BOW to it, for it is all that matters anymore.

Damn right. Remember, if you come across Shane McMahon and a grizzly fighting in the woods, you better help the grizzly.

 

 

Hopefully, this ends at SS. And then they can have McMahon beat Goldberg in 1:21 at Royal Rumble. Sigh...

[haVoc 0]

The reports over the years of Shane trying to be one of the boys and not being accepted has finally got to him. Just like Steph, went cryin' to Daddy and Daddy said "We'll show those big mean wrestlers."

 

He's a McMahon so it's in his blood to screw over the wrestlers.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

The thing that got me about the Shane/Test segment was that Test looked like he really couldn't stand and was in some real pain.

 

So why in the hell did they book him to wrestle Shane and then get beat up if his foot was that bad? Was Shane mad that he injured Test at a house show where not alot of people could see how much of a "bad ass" he is? So he decided to beat up Test on TV to make sure everyone sees it?

[Highland 0]

Probably.

[C Dubya 04 0]

That was honestly the most dead I've ever heard a crowd during a match/promo that is supposed to be a main focus. It seemed that the crowd was booing and grumbling over the fact that Shane was announcing a match for himself at SS.

 

I've never heard a crowd not pop for a stipulation match when it's announced, but that match took the entire wind out of the crowd's sails.

[haVoc 0]

I thought the crowd was pretty into the match. Once Kane came out and stood there like a fool when Shane was "punking" him out is when the crowd went flat.

[notJames 0]

Shane has now achieved full McMahon status in my household.

 

I hear his entrance music, get one look at his toe-headed face, and immediately change the channel, where it stays for the rest of the night.

 

Seriously, that ghey little retard dance he does is embarassing on so many levels. Doesn't he know what kind of a moron he looks like? Corky from Life Goes On probably shakes his little Mongoloid head at such a sight.

 

(No offense to the mentally-challenged who might be reading this.)