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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Unless your broke, you better go out and enjoy the evening. None of this internet boarding bullshit. Get sloppy drunk and lose your damn virginities already. Nothing more needs to be said. Come here and post in this thread after going out. Drunken nonsense is funny.

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Guest The Old Me
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What about the married people with kids, who just got back after walking 3 neighborhoods? What about us? What about my poor dog Jack?

 

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Jack says fuck you, party animals.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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You went trick or treating with your kid?...fuckin' pussy. I thought you was badass.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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What about the married people with kids

You knew what you were getting into!

Yea, unlimited amounts of vagina.

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What about the married people with kids

You knew what you were getting into!

Yea, unlimited amounts of vagina.

You don't know much about married life, do you

Guest The Old Me
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You went trick or treating with your kid?...fuckin' pussy. I thought you was badass.

But a couple houses put the bowls outside that said "take one" and I taught my daughter to take a handful. See, I'm a badass.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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You went trick or treating with your kid?...fuckin' pussy.  I thought you was badass.

But a couple houses put the bowls outside that said "take one" and I taught my daughter to take a handful. See, I'm a badass.

I was telling you to be a bad ass, not a prick. Thats just mean.

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You went trick or treating with your kid?...fuckin' pussy.  I thought you was badass.

But a couple houses put the bowls outside that said "take one" and I taught my daughter to take a handful. See, I'm a badass.

Have you taught her how to egg houses and take candy away from boys yet?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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TNM, I really used to respect you as a parent. You're actions are reprehensible. Lower your head in shame.

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She's only two man, one step at a time.

It's never to early to be E-VIL

 

By the time I was 5, I was bullying at a 3rd grade level

 

And that's not saying anything about my very early perversions

Guest The Old Me
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Hey, I never got her Playschools "my first bong" yet or anything.

 

Next year....

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I've just returned from trick or treating, I got so many peanut butter cups and guess what else? Abba Zaba. Ain't seen one in years. I'm gonna go out again in a bit and have some sex I think.

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I'll just say my day so far has sucked ass. I went to get my hair bleached blond again yesterday and they fucked it up real damn bad because my hair is coming out in clumps. Main computer is all fucked up. Girlfriend got called into work at the State hospital, so she's stuck there till 7:30 in the morning. I resprained my ankle today at work and can't put any weight on it, so no party. So tonight is a bottle of Cabo Wabo, an ice pack, and some of my mates showing up at 12:00, and sitting around in my damn Guybrush Threepwood costume. Just shoot me and end my damn misery tonight.

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Guest T®ITEC
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I haven't heard from my friends in a week. I'm hoping that they're all dead, as that would be for the best.

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I am stuck at the house giving out candy to the poor peeps.

 

elementary school get the good stuff, chocolate bar.

middle school get gumball or starburst.

anybody else gets the tootsie roll.

 

If they know who Dr. Wagner Jr. is they get TWO~ chocolate bars.

Guest The Old Me
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If you kids come to UGS and register tonight, I'll have some special candy set aside.

Guest The Old Me
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I've been coughing up brown stuff, which may or may not have something to do with my activities of the nights previous. I think I'll stay in.

Feces? Were you tossing salad last night?

Guest The Old Me
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Join the club Dames. My biggest accomplishment today was copying your banner and spraypainting UGS on it. That took 2 minutes. Being unemployed has it's ups and downs.

Guest Sylvan Grenier
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Pour l'eve Toussaint je portais Pat Patterson. Non, je ne me habillais pas comme Pat Patterson, je prendais son ane sur mon bouche pour mon masque. Les enfants aient peur!

Guest The Old Me
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Pour l'eve Toussaint je portais Pat Patterson. Non, je ne me habillais pas comme Pat Patterson, je prendais son ane sur mon bouche pour mon masque. Les enfants aient peur!

Fuck off. YOU don't even know my mother!

Guest Sylvan Grenier
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J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi!

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