Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Unless your broke, you better go out and enjoy the evening. None of this internet boarding bullshit. Get sloppy drunk and lose your damn virginities already. Nothing more needs to be said. Come here and post in this thread after going out. Drunken nonsense is funny.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 What about the married people with kids, who just got back after walking 3 neighborhoods? What about us? What about my poor dog Jack? Jack says fuck you, party animals.
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 What about the married people with kids You knew what you were getting into!
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 You went trick or treating with your kid?...fuckin' pussy. I thought you was badass.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 What about the married people with kids You knew what you were getting into! Yea, unlimited amounts of vagina.
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 What about drunken posting? That seems like a happy medium
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 What about the married people with kids You knew what you were getting into! Yea, unlimited amounts of vagina. You don't know much about married life, do you
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 You went trick or treating with your kid?...fuckin' pussy. I thought you was badass. But a couple houses put the bowls outside that said "take one" and I taught my daughter to take a handful. See, I'm a badass.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 You went trick or treating with your kid?...fuckin' pussy. I thought you was badass. But a couple houses put the bowls outside that said "take one" and I taught my daughter to take a handful. See, I'm a badass. I was telling you to be a bad ass, not a prick. Thats just mean.
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 You went trick or treating with your kid?...fuckin' pussy. I thought you was badass. But a couple houses put the bowls outside that said "take one" and I taught my daughter to take a handful. See, I'm a badass. Have you taught her how to egg houses and take candy away from boys yet?
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 She's only two man, one step at a time.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 TNM, I really used to respect you as a parent. You're actions are reprehensible. Lower your head in shame.
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 She's only two man, one step at a time. It's never to early to be E-VIL By the time I was 5, I was bullying at a 3rd grade level And that's not saying anything about my very early perversions
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Hey, I never got her Playschools "my first bong" yet or anything. Next year....
Nighthawk Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I've just returned from trick or treating, I got so many peanut butter cups and guess what else? Abba Zaba. Ain't seen one in years. I'm gonna go out again in a bit and have some sex I think.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Yes, sex is on the agenda tonight. Lots of it.
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Hey, I never got her Playschools "my first bong" yet or anything. Next year.... What about Fisher Price's "Training Crack Pipe"?
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 (edited) I'll just say my day so far has sucked ass. I went to get my hair bleached blond again yesterday and they fucked it up real damn bad because my hair is coming out in clumps. Main computer is all fucked up. Girlfriend got called into work at the State hospital, so she's stuck there till 7:30 in the morning. I resprained my ankle today at work and can't put any weight on it, so no party. So tonight is a bottle of Cabo Wabo, an ice pack, and some of my mates showing up at 12:00, and sitting around in my damn Guybrush Threepwood costume. Just shoot me and end my damn misery tonight. Edited November 1, 2003 by frozenblockofpiss
Damaramu Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I just got off work and I'm waiting for my friends to arrive. Then we're going to the Haunted Warehouse. Which is neither haunted nor a warehouse........
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I haven't heard from my friends in a week. I'm hoping that they're all dead, as that would be for the best.
razazteca Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I am stuck at the house giving out candy to the poor peeps. elementary school get the good stuff, chocolate bar. middle school get gumball or starburst. anybody else gets the tootsie roll. If they know who Dr. Wagner Jr. is they get TWO~ chocolate bars.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 If you kids come to UGS and register tonight, I'll have some special candy set aside.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I've been coughing up brown stuff, which may or may not have something to do with my activities of the nights previous. I think I'll stay in.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I've been coughing up brown stuff, which may or may not have something to do with my activities of the nights previous. I think I'll stay in. Feces? Were you tossing salad last night?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I've been coughing up brown stuff, which may or may not have something to do with my activities of the nights previous. I think I'll stay in. Feces? Were you tossing salad last night? Possibly.
The Dames Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I sadly admit that I no longer have anything resembling a life. Dames
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Join the club Dames. My biggest accomplishment today was copying your banner and spraypainting UGS on it. That took 2 minutes. Being unemployed has it's ups and downs.
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Pour l'eve Toussaint je portais Pat Patterson. Non, je ne me habillais pas comme Pat Patterson, je prendais son ane sur mon bouche pour mon masque. Les enfants aient peur!
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Pour l'eve Toussaint je portais Pat Patterson. Non, je ne me habillais pas comme Pat Patterson, je prendais son ane sur mon bouche pour mon masque. Les enfants aient peur! Fuck off. YOU don't even know my mother!
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi!
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