You are all invited to a party...

[The Thread Killer 0]

So I have been here at TSM Board since pretty much Day One.

 

I was a member at the various incarnations of the Smarks Board before that.

 

You will notice that I am the 31st member of this board.

 

Today, I made my 100th post.

 

So, it took me almost two years to get to 100 posts, which is about 50 posts a year.

 

I would like to invite you ALL back here on November 1st 2021, at which time, by my calculations, I will be celebrating my 1000th post.

 

You can't say I didn't give you enough notice, so I expect you all to be here.

 

(I wonder how many posts Choken One will have by then?)

[1234-5678 0]

A party where there is no drugs and no booze? What fuckin Church is this taking place at?

[Guest The Old Me]

[The Thread Killer 0]

No way I'm going to UGS. That place is run by you and CWM, isn't it?

 

The place must be nothing but spelling mistakes and you showing people pictures of your dick.

 

Ewww.

[Guest The Old Me]

You already registered there, shit for brains. A sample:

 

"Chave, why does God let bad things happen to good people, and yet the McMahon family goes unharmed?

 

Also, on a unrelated note, why does it burn when I pee?"

 

Because you fuck skanks.

[The Thread Killer 0]

I was joking cock knocker. Relax.

[Guest The Old Me]

I was joking cock knocker. Relax.

So am I pole smoker. Go take a chill pill.....no wait....

[Dr. Tom 0]

Dave, will you still be alive in 2021? Would your nursing home allow you to have a party?

 

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

You're member #31, and I'm #21 (which I also was at SmarkTalk strangely...having nothing to do with my screen name) I wonder how many of the top 20 posters still use this board.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Dave, will you still be alive in 2021? Would your nursing home allow you to have a party?

 

Yeah, as long as there are no scantily clad women, that could set off my pacemaker.

 

I will be able to gum the cake, and they can stir the punch into my mush and spoon feed it to me.

 

 

So am I pole smoker. Go take a chill pill.....no wait....

 

*Takes pill. Has overdose.*

 

Hey, who are you calling pole smoker, you...

 

(Thinks)

 

Uh...penis, liking, guy?

 

(I'll be back later with a better one.)

[Guest The Old Me]

Post a picture of your cock somewhere and all of a sudden you LOVE EVERYONE'S COCK. I just have an intimate relationship with my own.

[IllustriousOne 0]

I wonder if I'll ever get to 100 posts.

 

I doubt it.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Post a picture of your cock somewhere and all of a sudden you LOVE EVERYONE'S COCK. I just have an intimate relationship with my own.

 

Hey dude, I never said LOVED, I said LIKED. At least I didn't call you that other nasty name that people do here to get on your nerves...the "p" word.

 

And Josh, I don't think I ever would have gotten this many posts if I hadn't quit going to WDI, and if these guys didn't have a TNA folder.

[Guest The Old Me]

At this rate, we'll have you at over 200 posts next week.

 

The New Me- provoking post whoring

[The Thread Killer 0]

Pffft.

 

There's no WAY I would ever become a Post Whore.

 

That would mean I would resort to posting for no good reason...

 

 

 

 

 

 

(+1)

[IllustriousOne 0]

Hey Dave, your custom title raises an interesting point...

 

I've been here since day one, but don't have thirty thousand posts...

 

Does that mean that I'm immune to the "OMG U R NEW GTFO" posts?

[The Thread Killer 0]

Yeah. What I have noticed around these parts is that newbs get shat upon (sometimes for very good reasons mind you) and if you are a mod, write for TSM, or have been here for a while, you are immune from some of the bile.

 

Therefore, since you have been here longer than me, you are better than me. But you probably knew that already.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I'll hit 10,000 posts sometime in January...

 

The whole month will be a party!

[Guest Choken One]

I have 14000+

 

The you GOTTA add those 6,000 I lost after the tsm blackout...

 

So i SHOULD have 20,000.

[Styles 0]

#26 baby!

[TSA09 0]

Only way I'll attend the party is if I bring alcohol

[Damaramu 0]

You're member #31, and I'm #21 (which I also was at SmarkTalk strangely...having nothing to do with my screen name) I wonder how many of the top 20 posters still use this board.

Yeah well I've been on this board since Rantsylvania....Febuary 2000 or 2001...can't quite remember. I remember when your ass registered....SUCK ON THAT! *flexes*

[Guest SweetNSexyDiva]

Only way I'll attend the party is if I bring alcohol

For the following reasons

 

1) You'll wish you had booze after meeting some Smarks in person

 

2) You don't want one of the horny bastards here who need to get laid to slip something into the drink that they gave you as a token of friendship

 

3) Please see #1

[Guest The Old Me]

We couold smooth talk you ladies. At least, I could.

[TSA09 0]

Only way I'll attend the party is if I bring alcohol

For the following reasons

 

1) You'll wish you had booze after meeting some Smarks in person

 

2) You don't want one of the horny bastards here who need to get laid to slip something into the drink that they gave you as a token of friendship

 

3) Please see #1

#1 is correct

#2 I would mix my own drinks...besides I could probably out drink most

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You're member #31, and I'm #21 (which I also was at SmarkTalk strangely...having nothing to do with my screen name) I wonder how many of the top 20 posters still use this board.

The following registered on or before January 30th 2002:

 

Sandro

lance

JJBotter

Pegasus Kid

Don Becker

Scott Christ

RSPWFAQ

Scotsman

AaronMarco

Jon Richardson

Metallica

brett_quadsound

Blackston

The Masked Yodeler

Cameron Chaos

Kagato Otaku

bps "The Truth" 21

Sek

Don't Work Me Keith

Spaceman Spiff

DokDoyle

Slapnuts00

Real Chosen 1

bwood9983

IllustriousOne

The Thread Killer

Edited November 2, 2003 by chave

[Damaramu 0]

You're member #31, and I'm #21 (which I also was at SmarkTalk strangely...having nothing to do with my screen name) I wonder how many of the top 20 posters still use this board.

The following registered on or before January 30th 2002:

 

Sandro

lance

JJBotter

Pegasus Kid

Don Becker

Scott Christ

RSPWFAQ

Scotsman

AaronMarco

Jon Richardson

Metallica

brett_quadsound

Blackston

The Masked Yodeler

Cameron Chaos

Kagato Otaku

bps "The Truth" 21

Sek Members

Don't Work Me Keith

Spaceman Spiff

DokDoyle

Slapnuts00

Real Chosen 1

bwood9983

IllustriousOne

The Thread Killer

Member #135....all because I don't get on here for a few days and come back and there's a new fucking board.....*curses the sky*

[Guest The Old Me]

So, what is that? 6 of the first 20 still post?? And why do YOU care?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

curiosity?

[Styles 0]

You're member #31, and I'm #21 (which I also was at SmarkTalk strangely...having nothing to do with my screen name) I wonder how many of the top 20 posters still use this board.

The following registered on or before January 30th 2002:

 

Sandro

lance

JJBotter

Pegasus Kid

[b[Don Beck[/b]

Scott Christ

RSPWFAQ

Scotsman

AaronMarco

Jon Richardson

Metallica

brett_quadsound

Blackston

The Masked Yodeler

Cameron Chaos

Kagato Otaku

bps "The Truth" 21

Sek

Don't Work Me Keith

Spaceman Spiff

DokDoyle

Slapnuts00

Real Chosen 1

bwood9983

IllustriousOne

The Thread Killer

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