If earth was the WWE folder...

[Guest The Old Me]

Hey, I suck chave off, Banky sucks me off. We BOTH don't suck him off you fucking flamer.

[Guest Goodear]

Well of course you don't suck him off at the same time (that would be gay)... you just make sure he doesn't go an hour without dampening his schwantz.

[Guest The Old Me]

Well of course you don't suck him off at the same time (that would be gay)... you just make sure he doesn't go an hour without dampening his schwantz.

And what may I ask do you offer to this board? I mean, besides your little smarky attitude that the rest of TSM drones follow from day to day. That is why we mostly stay in NHB, so we are not infected with stupidity which is spoon fed to everyone on this forum. This board would NOT be better if we strictly posted at UGS. We provide sanity here to many others who crave it. If we leave, then complete tools like yourself become the norm around here.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Let's not fucking pretend that this folder is somehow the bastion of intelligent thought or some such nonsense

No one here is under that delusion, and if they are, they clearly have been abusing some sort of chemical substance for quite sometime now.

 

However, it's funny that the one folder that's designed for stupid shit, comes out smelling like a rose when compared to the WWE folder.

[Guest Goodear]

And what may I ask do you offer to this board? I mean, besides your little smarky attitude that the rest of TSM drones follow from day to day. That is why we mostly stay in NHB, so we are not infected with stupidity which is spoon fed to everyone on this forum. This board would NOT be better if we strictly posted at UGS. We provide sanity here to many others who crave it. If we leave, then complete tools like yourself become the norm around here.

No see, I can actually form my own opinions and offer them pretty much all the times. See quite frankly, I don't give a fuck what anyone else has to say about me on a message board. I personally don't care about you or the rest of your ilk. But when I hear something so fucking pretensious as Banky yelling about how other people are drones... it make me interested just enough to say shit. Because unlike yourself, I don't need Banky to tell me where I should be standing on a given day. Sure my opinions might not be popular and they aren't, but they provide a whole lot more reasoning than you and the rest of Banky's little sychophants that attach themselves to his underside like rhemorah looking for some scraps to eat.

 

Oh and the reason you stay in her for the most part is because you're oh so secure with about five guys right around the corner to hold your hand and make sure you feel loved at all fucking times. You know what you provide?

 

Banky: I think blah blah blah.

 

You: YES SIR! BWAHAHAHA!

 

Face it, you're a fucking laugh track.

[1234-5678 0]

Banky: I think blah blah blah.

 

You: YES SIR! BWAHAHAHA!

 

Face it, you're a fucking laugh track.

Ouch. That one may have stung a teensy bit.

[Guest The Old Me]

And what may I ask do you offer to this board?  I mean, besides your little smarky attitude that the rest of TSM drones follow from day to day.  That is why we mostly stay in NHB, so we are not infected with stupidity which is spoon fed to everyone on this forum.  This board would NOT be better if we strictly posted at UGS.  We provide sanity here to many others who crave it.  If we leave, then complete tools like yourself become the norm around here.

No see, I can actually form my own opinions and offer them pretty much all the times. See quite frankly, I don't give a fuck what anyone else has to say about me on a message board. I personally don't care about you or the rest of your ilk. But when I hear something so fucking pretensious as Banky yelling about how other people are drones... it make me interested just enough to say shit. Because unlike yourself, I don't need Banky to tell me where I should be standing on a given day. Sure my opinions might not be popular and they aren't, but they provide a whole lot more reasoning than you and the rest of Banky's little sychophants that attach themselves to his underside like rhemorah looking for some scraps to eat.

 

Oh and the reason you stay in her for the most part is because you're oh so secure with about five guys right around the corner to hold your hand and make sure you feel loved at all fucking times. You know what you provide?

 

Banky: I think blah blah blah.

 

You: YES SIR! BWAHAHAHA!

 

Face it, you're a fucking laugh track.

Quite the funny guy we are. I could attack your posting, but I've never even seen you say anything worthwhile to comment on. As far as me being up Banky's ass. Please son!! Me and Banky were always at odds from DAY 1. Trust me on this. It has been in the past month that we have seen eye to eye, put our differences aside, etc. I don't need Banky to tell me shit. I whored the cock thread all around this board, Banky has given me shit for it at times. Should I tell him I'm sorry? Fuck no. And I feel the same about message boards as you, which is generally why I can't be bothered to type 3 paragraph scathing responses, unlike other people who try to look cool. It is a messageboard. I very often try and make an ass out myself in some ways, to get someone to laugh. I'm really sorry if I've hurt your feelings. Return to your geek threads, and be gone.

[Nighthawk 0]

You gotta be like me, cause Banky and I are about a half step away from BUTT buddies, but I'm distinctive enough to maintain my integrity.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

No see, I can actually form my own opinions and offer them pretty much all the times. See quite frankly, I don't give a fuck what anyone else has to say about me on a message board. I personally don't care about you or the rest of your ilk. But when I hear something so fucking pretensious as Banky yelling about how other people are drones... it make me interested just enough to say shit. Because unlike yourself, I don't need Banky to tell me where I should be standing on a given day. Sure my opinions might not be popular and they aren't, but they provide a whole lot more reasoning than you and the rest of Banky's little sychophants that attach themselves to his underside like rhemorah looking for some scraps to eat.

 

Oh and the reason you stay in her for the most part is because you're oh so secure with about five guys right around the corner to hold your hand and make sure you feel loved at all fucking times. You know what you provide?

 

Banky: I think blah blah blah.

 

You: YES SIR! BWAHAHAHA!

 

Face it, you're a fucking laugh track.

Dude, you are so buying into my shit...when you really shouldn't be. I am flattered that you'de dedicated such a large amount of time towards me today. The UGS is hardly an extension of me, and we're all hardly anything more than BUTT buddies. Its an anal fisting good time where we can just chill without rigidly self-assured marks like you dropping the dime like a bitch. You're opinion means absolutely nothing to me. You are worthless in every facet of life. If you own I gun, I'd suggest you use it...but I won't, because it'll get me banned.

[SamoaRowe 0]

A few things...

 

 

 

Ray, why does Kurt Angle suck? It's okay that you don't like him, I just want to hear some reasons.

 

To everyone who hates the WWE folder: Yeah, it's full of the same old topics with the same people bitching... just like every other folder here. It's good fun, stop taking these message boards so fucking seriously. There is life outside of TSM.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

To everyone who hates the WWE folder: Yeah, it's full of the same old topics with the same people bitching... just like every other folder here. It's good fun, stop taking these message boards so fucking seriously. There is life outside of TSM.

There is...?...Where? Like...friends?

[EL BRUJ0 0]

There is life outside of TSM.

And here I thought that the end all and be all of creation involved bitching and moaning about wrestling with a bunch of bitter, cynical wrestling critics. Where do I register, so I can post, for this thing you call life?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

All this coming from a guy whose interests are:

 

Wrestling

PS2

Best Buy

 

Thats quite funny. How is a store one's interest? I guess that fits into what constititutes a life, Brujo.

[Guest The Old Me]

This is out of control. See, you make a topic about the WWE folder, and the morons come out in droves. Turn the spicket off.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Hey, I suck chave off, Banky sucks me off. We BOTH don't suck him off you fucking flamer.

Well, I wasn't expecting to come back home to this tonight. My cock-sucking reputation goes before me, I guess.

 

The main difference between the WWE folder and NHB is that NHB is full of relatively clever people talking shit for a laugh, whereas WWE is full of morons talking shit because they believe they have to prove they know more than some stranger on the internet.

 

I only browse WWE to find out news and make the occasional funny comment. Any more time than that and I'd start losing IQ points.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Hey Ray, Benoit isn't good enough to lick the blood off Angle's boots.

 

Benoits BIGGEST Flaw is the worst to have. His promo skills match those of Michael Shane....except WORSE!

 

Brock Lesnar sucks because....HE CAN'T TALK WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A PUSSY!

 

Cena is over, not cause hes a GOOD wrestler, but he....OMG! CAN GET THE CROWD GOING ON THE STICK~!

 

Angle, maybe not the best,can work the crowd better than the earlier two. Hell, even Stephanie FUCKING MCMAHON CAN.

 

So either

a.) Leave the NHB folder before your ass is handed to you again.

b.) Jerk off for the 105th time today to Benoit bending over with Angle standing behind him.

c.) SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BENOIT!!!

 

 

I rest my case. Case closed.

[Guest Ray]

Ray, why does Kurt Angle suck? It's okay that you don't like him, I just want to hear some reasons.

I never said he sucked and I never said I don't like him. He's just OVERRATED by most internet wrestling fans.

 

Hey Ray, Benoit isn't good enough to lick the blood off Angle's boots.

Dumb Angle marks are funny.

 

Benoits BIGGEST Flaw is the worst to have. His promo skills match those of Michael Shane....except WORSE!

Not being able to tell jokes like Angle is the biggest flaw a wrestler can have? Jesus, what kind of *wrestling* fan are you?

 

Brock Lesnar sucks because....HE CAN'T TALK WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A PUSSY!

 

Cena is over, not cause hes a GOOD wrestler, but he....OMG! CAN GET THE CROWD GOING ON THE STICK~!

 

Angle, maybe not the best,can work the crowd better than the earlier two. Hell, even Stephanie FUCKING MCMAHON CAN.

If you think Stephanie McMahon is good, you're even dumber than I thought.

 

a.) Leave the NHB folder before your ass is handed to you again.

When did I have my "ass handed to me"? Benoit is a better professional wrestler than Angle. Get over it.

 

b.) Jerk off for the 105th time today to Benoit bending over with Angle standing behind him.

c.) SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BENOIT!!!

Why don't you shut up about the most overrated wrestler in the world, Kurt Angle?

 

Yeah, Benoit's a great wrestler, but it doesn't matter because he can't tell jokes. That's great.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I love it when people get catty about the WWE.

 

Fondling

Bulging

Penises.

 

Your turn, Brujo.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Filthy

Butt

Pirates

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Hey Ray, Benoit isn't good enough to lick the blood off Angle's boots.

 

Are you fucking kidding me here? Dude, Angle's selling is spotty at best and he's just as worse as HBK at no-selling everything when he does his pop-up, run to corner and Angle Slam the opponent off the top rope maneuver. Benoit has had classics with Dean Malenko, Great Sasuke, Jushin Liger, Bret Hart just to name a few and most of those matches were a heck of a lot better then what many call Angle's best match(Royal Rumble 2003). So to say Angle is better then Benoit is ridiculous. Now if you were talking about overall character, then you might have a point(Though Benoit had a great feud with Raven in WCW and had a solid but short feud with Taz/Sabu in ECW while tagging with Malenko)

 

Benoits BIGGEST Flaw is the worst to have. His promo skills match those of Michael Shane....except WORSE!

 

Just cause he can't talk like The Rock doesn't mean his promo skills are the worst in the world. I could name a few people who are worse to listen to on the mic then Benoit(Blackman, Jeff Hardy) and Benoit is capable of holding his end of the promo up. Will it be as good as a Cena, Guerrero, Rock, Austin? Of course not but to say he's bad is incorrect.

 

Brock Lesnar sucks because....HE CAN'T TALK WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A PUSSY!

What? Brock Lesnar's pretty solid in the ring and can produce *** matches pretty easily. Granted his mic skills aren't the best but that's why he usually has somebody to talk for him(Heyman, Vince). However to say he sucks just because he doesn't sound the way he looks is asinine.

 

Angle, maybe not the best,can work the crowd better than the earlier two. Hell, even Stephanie FUCKING MCMAHON CAN.

 

Benoit can pull the crowd along a fucking hell of a lot better in the ring then Angle or *shudder* fucking Stephanie can. In terms of promos Angle personally has benefitted from going against guys like Austin and HHH and be able to hold his own. Benoit was able to hold his own on the mic when opposing Jericho in 2001 and Angle in 2002/2003 so to say that Angle trumps Benoit completely is stupid. Angle is better then Benoit clearly however it's not as wide a margin as you think.

[Guest Ray]

Hey Ray, Benoit isn't good enough to lick the blood off Angle's boots.

 

Are you fucking kidding me here? Dude, Angle's selling is spotty at best and he's just as worse as HBK at no-selling everything when he does his pop-up, run to corner and Angle Slam the opponent off the top rope maneuver. Benoit has had classics with Dean Malenko, Great Sasuke, Jushin Liger, Bret Hart just to name a few and most of those matches were a heck of a lot better then what many call Angle's best match(Royal Rumble 2003). So to say Angle is better then Benoit is ridiculous. Now if you were talking about overall character, then you might have a point(Though Benoit had a great feud with Raven in WCW and had a solid but short feud with Taz/Sabu in ECW while tagging with Malenko)

 

Benoits BIGGEST Flaw is the worst to have. His promo skills match those of Michael Shane....except WORSE!

 

Just cause he can't talk like The Rock doesn't mean his promo skills are the worst in the world. I could name a few people who are worse to listen to on the mic then Benoit(Blackman, Jeff Hardy) and Benoit is capable of holding his end of the promo up. Will it be as good as a Cena, Guerrero, Rock, Austin? Of course not but to say he's bad is incorrect.

 

Brock Lesnar sucks because....HE CAN'T TALK WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A PUSSY!

What? Brock Lesnar's pretty solid in the ring and can produce *** matches pretty easily. Granted his mic skills aren't the best but that's why he usually has somebody to talk for him(Heyman, Vince). However to say he sucks just because he doesn't sound the way he looks is asinine.

 

Angle, maybe not the best,can work the crowd better than the earlier two. Hell, even Stephanie FUCKING MCMAHON CAN.

 

Benoit can pull the crowd along a fucking hell of a lot better in the ring then Angle or *shudder* fucking Stephanie can. In terms of promos Angle personally has benefitted from going against guys like Austin and HHH and be able to hold his own. Benoit was able to hold his own on the mic when opposing Jericho in 2001 and Angle in 2002/2003 so to say that Angle trumps Benoit completely is stupid. Angle is better then Benoit clearly however it's not as wide a margin as you think.

I love you.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

All you gotta do is argue your points better and refrain from childish insults Ray

[Guest The Old Me]

Putting Benoit's mic skills in the same boat as Blackman and Hardy is only further hurting your ridiculous cause.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

All you gotta do is argue your points better and refrain from childish insults Ray

...and stop being a total dickweed.

 

And sorry, to the workrate purists Benoit may be God, but to anyone just leisurely watching the shit, he's rather unspectacular. He doesn't have much going for him, except his tiny head on his steroid-induced oversized body.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Benoit has a certain intensity about him in the ring though which personally helps pull me in. I like Angle as much as the next guy but to say he's a better worker then Benoit is just asinine on any level. He may be more fun to watch but he's nowhere as good wrestling wise as Benoit is(In terms of selling, transitioning, etc.)

 

Also I did admit that Angle has the edge character and mic wise, just not wrestling wise(overall in-ring)

[Guest The Old Me]

He doesn't have much going for him, except his tiny head on his steroid-induced oversized body.

Oompa loompa doopity doo...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

He doesn't have much going for him, except his tiny head on his steroid-induced oversized body.

Oompa loompa doopity doo...

 

Highliarous!!!

 

 

 

Brock has 3-star matches easily?! Rock getting *** ouit of him at SSlam was liker pulling teeth. The best match Brock had up to then was like * for those who care.

 

Outside of his matches with Angle, (WM being the only REALLY good one), he isn't that impressive.

 

And at least Ray argued back..kinda.

 

Angle was awesome on the mic when he was a rookie, before the "jokes" started. Angle's natural arrogance helped him achieve that.

 

Benoit: PROVE ME WRONG!!!

 

Thats the ONLY thing Benoit ever said I can remember. Thats said considering I can remember some Angle promos without hesitating. (BTW who didn't love his skits w/ Austin back in June 2001?)

[Damaramu 0]

Can't we just leave this to "both men are awesome"????

Although Benoit is my favorite of the two. But they both rule.

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

...

 

Who the hell is "Cousin Itt's #1 Fan"?

[bob_barron 0]

Raven 1919.

 

Brock IS a good worker. He's had good matches with Rock, Taker, Angle, Big Show and he has improved leap and bounds since he debuted?