UGS OWNS The Dames

[The Dames 0]

I had to do it to you again just to prove that I was real

cuz these stupid mother fuckers seriously thought they was gonna steal

a rap victory, over me?

are you seriously stupid or are you just tryin to be

 

I don't give a fuck if its 5 of you or 22

I'll step up to you personally, with or without a crew

I smacked you like a bitch and I heard you weepin

stop tryin to be hard, I can see the tears seepin

and creepin

down your eyes

I can't believe you think this is a surprise

that I'll take you on, like I'm some sort of pussy

because like 50 told Ja, you betta not push me

I don't have to ban you, I'll banish you with my words

the shit that you kickin you can send to the curb

I don't give a fuck who you are this week, cuz you're nothing more than a bitch

Voyola, Chevy, Penisface or 1inch

you're all the same to me,

fire for the grill

now shut the fuck up before I send you a bill

for wreckin you so lovely, I'll do it free of charge

and tell all your boys that it was Large Marge

who sent me to come and put it down on ya

UGS aint shit, don't let that dumbass fool ya.

 

Dames

[justsoyouknow 0]

Same here, I got school in the morning.

 

But before I go...

 

Dames, you're right, you're just like 50 Cent

A no talent hack who couldn't pay the rent.

Just like 50, you hit the streets, straight up sellin crack

Although yours was the kind where they'd fuck you from the back

What the fuck is this shit?

Quoting "Total Recall"?

Listen up, little bitch,

You heading straight for a fall.

Just remember, Dames, you're like Julius Caesar,

And your last girlfriend? Please, you couldn't please her.

And who the fuck am I? Listen up good.

I'm owning your ass, and I don't even live in the hood.

"JustSoYouKnow...who the fuck are you?"

Funny when Zsasz said it,

Repeating is for Jews.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Goodnight all, I got school in the morning.

 

Remember Dames, I heart you!

 

:::cues Full House life-lesson music as audience goes, "Awwww":::

[Nighthawk 0]

Boo. Dames refuses to mention me by name and gives credit to New Me for MY cock thread. Dames isn't down with the scene, in the dog eat dog underworld of battle rapping, that makes you the world's biggest bitch.

[Guest The Old Me]

Let me give Dames some credit, his rhyme wasn't whack

took the motherfucker so long, though he had a heart attack

Somebody said it right, he took about 20 lines

but as I look at my clock Dames is saved in the nick of time

Or I'd have to bust my gat out, show him that this thread is mine

Motherfucker you can't admin, much less try to rhyme

beatin you down so bad, it's like 10-15 years for this crime

everyone can see you played, don't even start to whine

draw up the contracts, on the dotted line I sign

because now I own the Dames, UGS raise your beer stein.

[The Dames 0]

Did anyone hear that? I could of sworn I heard talent

Nope, sorry, your jokes were worse than Jimmy Fallon's

 

You keep proving me right, I don't know who you are

but one day I will, so keep wishin on a star

I cut you so hard with my lyrics, you'll end up with a scar

on a spot that no one would see but the Bank

givin that ass up to him like he's givin you crank

 

How the fuck did they let you into the UGS?

did they have a dick suckin contest and you was the best?

that sounds about right, cuz New Me's into cocks

and I'm sure you give the type of bJ that be curling up the socks

of your leader, I think you call his Banky or more like daddy

I take it that he's Scooby Doo and you're Scrappy?

 

How does it feel knowing nobody gives a shit whether you life or die?

I know Banky would feel bad if he didn't have your eye

to cum in nightly

if you really felt this way, get off your ass in fight me

I'll give you my address and you could come to my home

this shit isn't written, its comin straight off the dome

I smack with you my backhand and then lay my bone

in my mouth, so you can do what you do best

suck a dick like Banky's followers and the rest of UGS

 

This is the last time i'm warning you, I'll kill you ass quickly

If you go home now, I'll be kind and give you Mercy.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

You can rap all you want Dames, but it's like the real world of hip-hop, all the bling-bling and cheap punchlines don't clean up the seedy underworld that underlies all of the glitz and glamour of the genre. Just like this forum, just replace glitz and glamour with stupidity and cunt licking.

[The Dames 0]

Murda doesn't want none of this, cuz he was already murdered

got all mad at me cuz his avatar had a squirter

and I told him to take it down

bitch, this place has rules, now settle the fuck down

 

"aww, he didn't mention me"

I was doing you a favor, but now you're included, P

I owned you the first time, the second and the third

but for some reason, this motherfucker still hasn't learned

that when you face me you get burned

like when all your advances, bi or straight, get spurned

 

Go to bed all a you before I put you to sleep

stop trying to climb this hill, cuz my talent is too steep.

[The Dames 0]

Shut up, Best Buy.

 

Don't think I don't know its you. I just need proof.

 

Dames

[Nighthawk 0]

You're backtracking quicker than a scientologist

I'm backpacking on your ass like an archaeologist

Too late to save face, you showed your true color

It was pink like a pussy, your raps keep gettin duller

I don't even know why I bother to own you

Already look like such a bitch your mama disowned you

Tellin Banky to phone you, then comin back like a punk

You're a chump, a bitch, your style is ugly

Now excuse while your mom and I get snugly

Already said if you ever met me you'd be shakin

I smoked your fat ass like a pound of bacon

Don't even bother with your lame ass retorts

I made you a boy scout, you look cute in them shorts

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

Best Buy? And what would lead you to that conclusion anyway? I'm assuming he's a "previously banned poster." Use scape goats all you want Damian, but you need to clean up YOUR forum. That's right, YOUR forum and I think you forget that sometimes to keep everybody pleased and showering you with fake sympathy and praise when the time comes for it.

[The Dames 0]

Murder was his name and his rap was kinda tight

but if thats the best he's got, then I'm gonna be aight

I aint backin up on shit except on your ugly face

Next thing you know, you're on Without A Trace

you're gone, poof, outer space

cuz you couldn't handle all these rhymes that I laced

with my lyrical juices that come at you quicker than cum

I still believe you think you beat before, are you just fuckin dumb?

You just got to be, there aint no explination

Why you're on Banky's farm, or should I say plantation

he's treatin you like a bitch and you take it like a bitch

I could understand if you was gonna get rich

out of it, but you aint getting a fuckin thing

instead, all over The Bank's leg is where you cling

and I don't get it, why would you do that?

defend the dude when all he'd do is fuckin shat

all over you and make you his whore

and when he's done with you, and fucked you, he'll be showin you the door

I don't give a fuck who it is, you, Bank or all the UGS

cuz you're all fucking DONE by the D-A-M-E-S

 

Dames

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

Check your inbox Dames.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Can't sleep yet.

 

I got this nasty habbit of lyrically chewing ya up and spit ya

Ive dissed more posters than jews be killed by hitler

My lyrics too ill cause this be verses from the piss bible scripture

this is a kodak moment, why dont you take a fuckin picture

My lyrics are so ill Im getting treated like a lord

young rookies listen and Dames just be lurking on dis message board

Wanna be pro's spit you make like a bitch and get labelled fraud

Wording like a rapper but your words i just ignore

I fiddle with my diddle and own ya when im bored

so from now on ya beta watch where ya treddin

my raps taking physical form and bringing the Armegeddon

Bank set up dis mob while you just be fretting

So just chill, masturbate, hallucinate, i make your move

hold up,

CHECKMATE

[Nighthawk 0]

This is it for the night, time to settle the score

Gonna lay it down quick for the last encore

Banky is pretty cool, I guess

Don't make me his tool, but I digress

He's God, and I'm Satan

I'm not impressed by your hatin

You want to take me on again, I'll be waitin

But before I go, I'm feeling loquacious

And rapacious, you tried to disgrace us

But I'm about to get voracious

You need to quit actin sanctimonious

I'm smoother than Thelonious

Monk, I got crunk on your ass

Now I'm gonna get eloquent

Your style is crusty, my style is elegant

Call me Professor cause I'm sophisticated

You don't even realize what you instigated

I'm educated, you're riding the short bus

Now take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper

My rhymes are Excalibur, you're coming at me with a stapler

I've had enougha your histrionics

The balance is shifting like plate tectonics

I'll say it once more, cause I know you're cynical

TSM is out, UGS is the pinnacle

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Eh, what the hell.

 

 

I think I've seen better shit in a public bathroom stall

'Cause not a motherfuckin' one of you can seem to rhyme at all

Real hip-hop still got you weak MCs stressin'

So sit back, relax yourselves, and take a lesson

From the best in the business, the Beast from the East,

Kibagami is the name, spell it out, could ya please

'Cause I know you'll mispronounce, cause this to bounce

Down to your house and get your shit snuffed out

Like that, so stand up, look me in the eye,

And say K-I-B, A-G, A-M-I

Like so and proceed to produce pad and pen,

'Cause I'm gonna say this shit once and never say it again -

You cannot spit quicker than the one that teaches

And shows you how far the microphone reaches;

You only gonna learn while you still show respect -

There's always one that steps up and gets his shit checked

By my style, it's invincible - you end up lookin' pitiful

The verse sound scientifical - your downfall eventual,

And I'm STILL not feelin' you - dunno what your crew been tellin' you,

Or what kinda green they sellin' you,

But it's got you all hot to get shot out the gate

Into a fuckin' brick wall that you too lightweight

To punch through and reach me, so you’d do best not to try

But watch the first motherfucker that step out the line

And try to battle Kibagami at four in the fuckin’ morning

To that punk motherfucker, consider this your warning

‘Cause I never speak second, I need no advantage –

By the time you got a punchline, I already did the damage

 

K.

[alfdogg 0]

Heh, I remember when CWM and I began this board. It's nice to see it hasn't completely dropped off the face of the earth.

Whoa, Whoa, WHOA.

 

First of all, this is a different board.

 

Second, you did play a part in the board taking off, but let's not forget that *I* was the ez0p, and it was was ME and CWM who did the work to attract its members. As I recall, you didn't even make one post until like a month after the board was open.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Screw all of this shit

Rapping is so dated now

Haikus are the light

[Guest stardust]

This thread was so much funnier last night when I was doped up on NyQuil. Well, Chave's haiku made me chuckle.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Heh, I remember when CWM and I began this board.  It's nice to see it hasn't completely dropped off the face of the earth.

Whoa, Whoa, WHOA.

 

First of all, this is a different board.

 

Second, you did play a part in the board taking off, but let's not forget that *I* was the ez0p, and it was was ME and CWM who did the work to attract its members. As I recall, you didn't even make one post until like a month after the board was open.

He's stealing credit for a message board? Man, this guy's a fucking klepto. Do you do meth?

[Guest One Trick Pony]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT GOING ON? I'm so confused. I guess now I know why it sucks dropping into a soap opera half way through the season. With the exception of Kibagamy {sp?) I've seen better rhymes from that black guy and asian girl on out of the box on Disney.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

This thread was so much funnier last night when I was doped up on NyQuil. Well, Chave's haiku made me chuckle.

chave: giving light amusement since 1981

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT GOING ON? I'm so confused. I guess now I know why it sucks dropping into a soap opera half way through the season. With the exception of Kibagamy {sp?) I've seen better rhymes from that black guy and asian girl on out of the box on Disney.

::previously on TSM::

 

*flashback to the summer*

 

Dames: Banky,you're banned

 

Banky: GASP!

 

*Flashback to a few weeks after*

 

Austin3164life: I will plagerize because I'm evil!

 

Some dude: You're plagerizing! Boo!

 

Everybody: GASP!

 

Austin3164life: Sorry, it was an accident. I'm leaving now and never coming back!

 

Everybody: Yay!

 

*flashback to a few months ago*

 

Dames: Banky, for helping my board, you can come back!

 

Banky: GASP!

 

*flashback to just over a month ago*

 

CWM and Banky: NHB sucks, lets start a new board and base it around the fact that chave rocks.

 

Everybody else: Yay, chave! Lets go there, and use their funky, funky pirate motif.

 

Dames: GASP!

 

*flashback to last nite*

 

Banky: Dames, you suck and your board sucks and you can't rap!

 

Dames: Nuh-uh. You suck and your board sucks and you can't rap!

 

Banky: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma!

 

Dames: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma!

 

Everybody: GASP!

 

Austin3164life: Everybody look at me! I'm special!

 

Everybody BOO!

 

Austin3164life: Ok, bye.

 

Banky and his crew: RAP ATTACK!

 

Dames: REBOUND RAP!

 

Banky: BURN!

 

Dames: 0WNAGE!

 

Everybody: This sucks, I'm going to bed.

 

Banky and Dames: GASP!

 

*flashback to this morning*

 

chave: What the fuck happened here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Any clearer?

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Rap iz crap.

[Guest One Trick Pony]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT GOING ON? I'm so confused. I guess now I know why it sucks dropping into a soap opera half way through the season. With the exception of Kibagamy {sp?) I've seen better rhymes from that black guy and asian girl on out of the box on Disney.

::previously on TSM::

 

*flashback to the summer*

 

Dames: Banky,you're banned

 

Banky: GASP!

 

*Flashback to a few weeks after*

 

Austin3164life: I will plagerize because I'm evil!

 

Some dude: You're plagerizing! Boo!

 

Everybody: GASP!

 

Austin3164life: Sorry, it was an accident. I'm leaving now and never coming back!

 

Everybody: Yay!

 

*flashback to a few months ago*

 

Dames: Banky, for helping my board, you can come back!

 

Banky: GASP!

 

*flashback to just over a month ago*

 

CWM and Banky: NHB sucks, lets start a new board and base it around the fact that chave rocks.

 

Everybody else: Yay, chave! Lets go there, and use their funky, funky pirate motif.

 

Dames: GASP!

 

*flashback to last nite*

 

Banky: Dames, you suck and your board sucks and you can't rap!

 

Dames: Nuh-uh. You suck and your board sucks and you can't rap!

 

Banky: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma!

 

Dames: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma!

 

Everybody: GASP!

 

Austin3164life: Everybody look at me! I'm special!

 

Everybody BOO!

 

Austin3164life: Ok, bye.

 

Banky and his crew: RAP ATTACK!

 

Dames: REBOUND RAP!

 

Banky: BURN!

 

Dames: 0WNAGE!

 

Everybody: This sucks, I'm going to bed.

 

Banky and Dames: GASP!

 

*flashback to this morning*

 

chave: What the fuck happened here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Any clearer?

I guess.........who's Banky though?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Voloyda.

 

You know how sometimes in soaps they bring in someone new to play a character? Banky does the reverse of that.

Edited November 3, 2003 by chave

[Kardo 0]

How many different names is Banky going to have. By the end of the year I expect him to have used at least 10 more different ones. Not that it's a bad thing, just hard keeping track.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

How many different names is Banky going to have. By the end of the year I expect him to have used at least 10 more different ones. Not that it's a bad thing, just hard keeping track.

Who 'dis?

[Guest The Old Me]

How many different names is Banky going to have. By the end of the year I expect him to have used at least 10 more different ones. Not that it's a bad thing, just hard keeping track.

Next time grown folks talking BITCH, close your mouth.

 

Dames=property of UGS. He's owned.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

What's the blue book price for Dames going for these days?