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Guest Salacious Crumb
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Nah the real must owns are the line of porn star action figures.

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My God, what a fucking nut. Liberals hate every religion except Islam? Does she not realize that one of her biggest detractors (Al Franken) is Jewish?

 

Ugh...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Nah the real must owns are the line of porn star action figures.

I have almost the whole set.

 

As for this doll... stop motion gang bang, here I come.

Do they jizz and everything? I've never seen them. If not, you could just use your jizz, and creative camera angles.

Guest The Old Me
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Is the doll anatomically correct? :ph34r:

Why, do you want to stick your finger up her ass or something? :ph34r:

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OMG SO FUNNAY BECUZ SHE'S DUM SO SHE MUST REELY BE A MAN OMGLOLZORS~!

 

Jeez. Coulter says enough frightening things for anyone to take her to task on. Do we really need to result to penis jokes -- and not just penis jokes, but bad penis jokes?

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Did she really say that? I figured those were just sarcastic.

Yep. I believe Sean Hannity has said the same thing (about liberals only liking Islam). It's clearly a trend to portray liberals as being anti-Christianity. Which is idiotic.

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Nah the real must owns are the line of porn star action figures.

I have almost the whole set.

 

As for this doll... stop motion gang bang, here I come.

Do they jizz and everything? I've never seen them. If not, you could just use your jizz, and creative camera angles.

No, if these are the same ones Mad Dog is talking about, they don't really do anything. There are no points of articulation, however they do each come with a slutty outfit which is removable. I keep mine naked.

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I'd say most conservatives are anti-christian too, they just want to pick and choose what from the bible they can use to cast upon others. If jesus came back today, I am sure guys like Hannity and Fauwell would accuse him of being a liberal and put him in th electric chair.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Nah the real must owns are the line of porn star action figures.

I have almost the whole set.

 

As for this doll... stop motion gang bang, here I come.

Do they jizz and everything? I've never seen them. If not, you could just use your jizz, and creative camera angles.

No, if these are the same ones Mad Dog is talking about, they don't really do anything. There are no points of articulation, however they do each come with a slutty outfit which is removable. I keep mine naked.

That's pretty bogus. You can't even make them fuck or anything? Tell me they at least have genitals.

Guest The Old Me
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I cannot explain how much all of this turns me on.

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I'd say most conservatives are anti-christian too, they just want to pick and choose what from the bible they can use to cast upon others. If jesus came back today, I am sure guys like Hannity and Fauwell would accuse him of being a liberal and put him in th electric chair.

Bah....Jesus wasn't a libearl.

Guest JudasSault
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we should have TSM action figures

 

all the fun of TSM combined with the fun of playing with dolls

 

it's money in the bank

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From SNL:

 

Chris Matthews: Shut it!! Your Jedi mind tricks ain't gonna work on me, Lord Vader! Also joining us, author of the book "Slander And Treason", a woman full of more vile than Nick Nolte's liver - Ann Coulter!

 

Ann Coulter: Typical slander from the liberal media..

 

Chris Matthews: That wasn't slander! Now, if I'd said you look like a kneecap with hair - that would be slander!

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If you had her action figure fight a HHH one, would she no-sell the Pedigree?

Ultra-conservatives don't sell the Pedigree.

 

See: Warrior, The Ultimate

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OMG SO FUNNAY BECUZ SHE'S DUM SO SHE MUST REELY BE A MAN OMGLOLZORS~!

No, she really does look like a drag queen in a nice wig.

A close male friend of mine looks like a lesbian with a buzz cut. It doesn't make it funny when I comment on it.

 

Didn't mean to come down like an ass on you, though. I just wish people would stop making crude penis jokes -- except when insulting close friends, or mocking people who seriously use such infantile humor.

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