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Pretend like this is one of those Gail Kim videos or something stupid and pretentious:

 

The Revolution is coming.

Where will YOU be when it happens?

There's about to be a major change.

TSM will never be the same.

Get ready to see something big.

But not in the wrestling folders because he doesn't watch.

Mr. Brook River.

Yes. Mr. Brook River.

He'll be coming.

Will YOU be ready?

Or is he just a figment of your imagination? Just a scam? A scheme? A hoax?

There's only one way to find out.

 

Wait. And be ready.

 

Mr. Brook River. Coming in November.

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This better not end up with you just changing your name to Mr. Brook River and then proclaiming the revolution is here.

Guest The Old Me
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It would be really lame if nothing ever happened at all.

No, I'm thinking it would be better.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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It sounds like the name of a hot new teenage drama television series on the WB.

Guest The Old Me
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It would be really lame if nothing ever happened at all.

No, I'm thinking it would be better.

So you already think he sucks?

Dick? Maybe. Posting? We'll see.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

This is stupid.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Glacier better be the avatar...

BLOOD RUNS COLDER~!

Guest HumanJukebox
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It sounds like the name of a hot new teenage drama television series on the WB.

So open up your morning light

And say a little prayer for I

You know that if we are to stay alive

And see the peace in every I

 

She had two babies

One was six months one was three

In the war of '44

Every telephone ring

Every heartbeat stinging

When thought it was God calling her

Oh would her son grow to know his father

 

Chorus:

I don't want to wait

For our lives to be over

I want to know right now

What will it be

I don't want to wait

For our lives to be over

Will it be yes or will it be

Sorry

 

He showed up all wet

On the rainy front step

Wearing shrapnel in his skin

And the war he saw

Lives inside him still

It's so hard to be gentle and warm

The years passed by and now

He has a granddaughter

 

(chorus)

 

Oh so you look at me

From across the room

You're wearing your anguish again

Believe i know the feeling

It sucks you into the jaws of anger

Oh, so dig a little more deeply into my life

All we have is the very moment

And i don't want to do what

His father and his father and his father did

I want to be here now

 

So open up your morning light

And say a little prayer for I

You know that if we are to stay alive

And see the peace in every I

 

(chorus 2x)

So open up your morning light

And say a little prayer for I

You know that if we are to stay alive

And see the love in every I

Guest HumanJukebox
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Either do it better or shut the fuck up.

heads of state who ride and wrangle,

who look at your face from more than one angle,

can cut you from their bloated budgets

like sharpened knives through chicken mcNuggets.

 

 

now heads of state who ride and wrangle,

who look at your face from more than one angle,

can cut you from their bloated budgets

like sharpened knives through chicken mcNuggets.

 

shut the fuck up.

shut the fuck up.

learn to buck up.

shut the fuck up.

learn to buck up.

 

now nimble fingers that dance on numbers

will eat your children and steal your thunder,

while heavy torsos that heave and hurl

who crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels.

 

now nimble fingers that dance on numbers

will eat your children and steal your thunder,

while heavy torsos that heave and hurl

who crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels.

 

 

shut the fuck up.

shut the fuck up.

learn to buck up.

shut the fuck up.

learn to buck up.

 

now simple feet that flicker like fire

and burn like candles in smoky spires

do more to turn my joy to sadness

than somber thoughts of burning planets.

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Oh my god, that was bullshit! I could pull a better song outta my ass. Ok, watch this, now I'm HumanJukebox II:

 

[chorus:]

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]

 

you volunteer for charity work-you're gay

you care about the environment-you're gay

you're a ballet dancer-you're gay

you're a cake decorator-you're gay

 

[chorus]

 

you subscribe to honcho-you're gay

you go to fashion shows-you're gay

you love playing hacky sack-you're gay

you go to poetry readings-you're gay

 

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay

Guest The Old Me
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Oh my god, that was bullshit! I could pull a better song outta my ass. Ok, watch this, now I'm HumanJukebox II:

 

[chorus:]

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]

 

you volunteer for charity work-you're gay

you care about the environment-you're gay

you're a ballet dancer-you're gay

you're a cake decorator-you're gay

 

[chorus]

 

you subscribe to honcho-you're gay

you go to fashion shows-you're gay

you love playing hacky sack-you're gay

you go to poetry readings-you're gay

 

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay

Much better.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Mr. Brook River is HERE....awaiting authorization.

Eh. Quit making me hate you.

Posted
Oh my god, that was bullshit! I could pull a better song outta my ass. Ok, watch this, now I'm HumanJukebox II:

 

[chorus:]

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]

 

you volunteer for charity work-you're gay

you care about the environment-you're gay

you're a ballet dancer-you're gay

you're a cake decorator-you're gay

 

[chorus]

 

you subscribe to honcho-you're gay

you go to fashion shows-you're gay

you love playing hacky sack-you're gay

you go to poetry readings-you're gay

 

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay

Anal Cunt lyrics rule

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Mr. Brook River is HERE....awaiting authorization.

Shut up.

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change
Posted

^wierdo

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