RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 His first name is JASON? I really gotta pay attention...
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Did I say Jason???? I meant Kevin! Special K! Duh!
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 They could make him Calendar Man, and inform everyone of dates... but since he is JASON, he doesn't know the dates from November to July... so winter and spring really fuck him up.. ... I got nothin.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 KEVIN? There already is a Kevin in the WWE.... they will change his name to Fred.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 They could make him Calendar Man, and inform everyone of dates... but since he is JASON, he doesn't know the dates from November to July... so winter and spring really fuck him up.. ... I got nothin. But he's Kevin.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 KEVIN? There already is a Kevin in the WWE.... they will change his name to Fred. No there isn't! Kevin Kelly is gone.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Hey, Kevin Nash comes in and Kevin Kelly leaves around the same time... coincidence???
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Oh I guess I forgot about Kevin Nash because HE'S ALWAYS ON THE FUCKING INJURED LIST
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 He's not injured! He's just adjusting!
Slayer Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 He's not injured! He's just adjusting! I'd make a remark about adjusting his hair, but sadly we can't use that anymore
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Okay we're into Typical Smark Bitterness, time to retire this and move on to wrapping up the "little brother" to this thread, the WWE Unscripted book.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 You should have them reveal Dave "Evad" Sullivan as Fertig's dad
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 You should have them reveal Dave "Evad" Sullivan as Fertig's dad I said this thread is DONE!
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 You should have them reveal Dave "Evad" Sullivan as Fertig's dad I said this thread is DONE! Well damnit I needed to contribute! One last thing, you should have him walk to the ring with a sandwhich baggie of cherrios
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 You should have them reveal Dave "Evad" Sullivan as Fertig's dad I said this thread is DONE! Well damnit I needed to contribute! One last thing, you should have him walk to the ring with a sandwhich baggie of cherrios Okay that's funny. But still. Let's send this to the rafters, please?
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Maybe we can post some "classic" lines from this thread after a cooling off period... it could be hosted by TheDames... "In every generation, on every board, there is a thread that surpasses the expectations of those in the industry... tonight, we will look back on one of those threads and remember that very special night where posters on TheSmartMarks messageboard wrote of a retarded wrestler named Fretig who only wanted to teach the special meaning of... well... everything..."
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Maybe we can post some "classic" lines from this thread after a cooling off period... it could be hosted by TheDames... "In every generation, on every board, there is a thread that surpasses the expectations of those in the industry... tonight, we will look back on one of those threads and remember that very special night where posters on TheSmartMarks messageboard wrote of a retarded wrestler named Fretig who only wanted to teach the special meaning of... well... everything..." Or we can just put it in Classics. So let's see: The Fertig Saga A Thuganomic Christmas Carol WWE Unscripted This has been a fruitful and prolific evening here at the big blue board, no?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Maybe we can post some "classic" lines from this thread after a cooling off period... it could be hosted by TheDames... "In every generation, on every board, there is a thread that surpasses the expectations of those in the industry... tonight, we will look back on one of those threads and remember that very special night where posters on TheSmartMarks messageboard wrote of a retarded wrestler named Fretig who only wanted to teach the special meaning of... well... everything..." If its going to be about Fertig can we call it MasterHoss Theater?
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Classically Classic Classics sounds more professional... The bar was raised tonight... that's for sure.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Classically Classic Classics sounds more professional... The bar was raised tonight... that's for sure. That it was Rick. That it was.
Slayer Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Classically Classic Classics sounds more professional... The bar was raised tonight... that's for sure. That it was Rick. That it was. Let's all get together for beers after the thread tonight ...oh, sorry TCR, you're underage, hehehe
JJMc Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Why can't anybody use a gimmick name these days?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Bump to say you can find pictures of TomCo and Fertig here.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Whoa dude. I can see Fertig playing Fertig.
Adam Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 I must say, this thread had me in laughng fitds, and the last time something did that was in the JudasSaul thread back in classics. I am so hoping for a 'Fertig' sign at SurSer now.
Ultra Violence Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 I forgot to say, I used to be in an efed with the guy who wrestles as Seven. He called himself Dru Gunner, and was a pretty good RPer.
Adam Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Seven is a Smark!!! He'd LOVE this thread then!
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