Bane & Seven from OVW

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

His first name is JASON?

 

I really gotta pay attention...

[The Czech Republic 0]

Did I say Jason???? I meant Kevin! Special K! Duh!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

They could make him Calendar Man, and inform everyone of dates... but since he is JASON, he doesn't know the dates from November to July... so winter and spring really fuck him up..

 

... I got nothin.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

KEVIN? There already is a Kevin in the WWE.... they will change his name to Fred.

[The Czech Republic 0]

They could make him Calendar Man, and inform everyone of dates... but since he is JASON, he doesn't know the dates from November to July... so winter and spring really fuck him up..

 

... I got nothin.

But he's Kevin.

[The Czech Republic 0]

KEVIN? There already is a Kevin in the WWE.... they will change his name to Fred.

No there isn't! Kevin Kelly is gone.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Kevin Nash!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Hey, Kevin Nash comes in and Kevin Kelly leaves around the same time... coincidence???

[The Czech Republic 0]

Oh I guess I forgot about Kevin Nash because HE'S ALWAYS ON THE FUCKING INJURED LIST

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

He's not injured! He's just adjusting!

[Slayer 0]

He's not injured! He's just adjusting!

I'd make a remark about adjusting his hair, but sadly we can't use that anymore

[The Czech Republic 0]

Okay we're into Typical Smark Bitterness, time to retire this and move on to wrapping up the "little brother" to this thread, the WWE Unscripted book.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You should have them reveal Dave "Evad" Sullivan as Fertig's dad

[The Czech Republic 0]

You should have them reveal Dave "Evad" Sullivan as Fertig's dad

I said this thread is DONE!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You should have them reveal Dave "Evad" Sullivan as Fertig's dad

I said this thread is DONE!

Well damnit I needed to contribute! One last thing, you should have him walk to the ring with a sandwhich baggie of cherrios

[The Czech Republic 0]

You should have them reveal Dave "Evad" Sullivan as Fertig's dad

I said this thread is DONE!

Well damnit I needed to contribute! One last thing, you should have him walk to the ring with a sandwhich baggie of cherrios

Okay that's funny. But still. Let's send this to the rafters, please?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Maybe we can post some "classic" lines from this thread after a cooling off period... it could be hosted by TheDames...

 

"In every generation, on every board, there is a thread that surpasses the expectations of those in the industry... tonight, we will look back on one of those threads and remember that very special night where posters on TheSmartMarks messageboard wrote of a retarded wrestler named Fretig who only wanted to teach the special meaning of... well... everything..."

[The Czech Republic 0]

Maybe we can post some "classic" lines from this thread after a cooling off period... it could be hosted by TheDames...

 

"In every generation, on every board, there is a thread that surpasses the expectations of those in the industry... tonight, we will look back on one of those threads and remember that very special night where posters on TheSmartMarks messageboard wrote of a retarded wrestler named Fretig who only wanted to teach the special meaning of... well... everything..."

Or we can just put it in Classics.

 

So let's see:

The Fertig Saga

A Thuganomic Christmas Carol

WWE Unscripted

 

This has been a fruitful and prolific evening here at the big blue board, no?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Maybe we can post some "classic" lines from this thread after a cooling off period... it could be hosted by TheDames...

 

"In every generation, on every board, there is a thread that surpasses the expectations of those in the industry... tonight, we will look back on one of those threads and remember that very special night where posters on TheSmartMarks messageboard wrote of a retarded wrestler named Fretig who only wanted to teach the special meaning of... well... everything..."

If its going to be about Fertig can we call it MasterHoss Theater?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Classically Classic Classics sounds more professional...

 

The bar was raised tonight... that's for sure.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Classically Classic Classics sounds more professional...

 

The bar was raised tonight... that's for sure.

That it was Rick. That it was.

[Slayer 0]

Classically Classic Classics sounds more professional...

 

The bar was raised tonight... that's for sure.

That it was Rick. That it was.

Let's all get together for beers after the thread tonight

 

...oh, sorry TCR, you're underage, hehehe

[JJMc 0]

Why can't anybody use a gimmick name these days?

[The Czech Republic 0]

This thread was awesome.

[Tawren 0]

It sure was.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Bump to say you can find pictures of TomCo and Fertig here.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Whoa dude. I can see Fertig playing Fertig.

[Adam 0]

I must say, this thread had me in laughng fitds, and the last time something did that was in the JudasSaul thread back in classics.

I am so hoping for a 'Fertig' sign at SurSer now.

[Ultra Violence 0]

I forgot to say, I used to be in an efed with the guy who wrestles as Seven. He called himself Dru Gunner, and was a pretty good RPer.

[Adam 0]

Seven is a Smark!!! He'd LOVE this thread then!